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A Nun’s Bad Habit

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Thoroughly Irrigated

A Nun’s Bad Habit

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Sister Isabella’s final hope for a peaceful afternoon withered and dropped like a dead leaf.

"Sylvi, wait! The ecosystem—ah! "

Before Isabella could even attempt to scramble backward into the tall grass, the ancient oak tree itself seemed to respond to its spirit’s insatiable desire. The rough bark against Isabella’s spine suddenly rippled, forming a perfect, form-fitting cradle that locked her upper body in place. Simultaneously, thick, woody vines shot out from the base of the trunk like striking serpents, wrapping tightly around her ankles and thighs, anchoring her feet flat against the earth.Full novel: A Nun’s Bad Habit — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

She was completely pinned. She couldn't run, she couldn't squirm, and her heavy black habit was bunched up around her waist, leaving her colossal, curse-endowed secret completely exposed to the open forest air.

"Oh, thank you, grandfather," Sylvi whispered to the tree, her amber eyes completely glazed over with absolute, unholy devotion. The sweet, hyper-potent succubus pheromones filling the shaded canopy had turned the mousy little dryad into a ravenous force of nature. "Look how thirsty the soil is, Sister Isabella... look how much moisture your holy rod is holding."

"Sylvi, please! This is an ecological violation!" Isabella gasped, her knuckles white as she tried to pull against the vines.

But her protests were entirely useless against a thirsty spirit. Sylvi dropped to her knees, her delicate, leaf-woven fingers wrapping firmly around the thick, pulsing base of the curse. The sheer, vibrant heat radiating from the "staff" made the dryad let out a soft, whimpering moan, her tongue darting out to wet her lips as she aligned herself with the glistening, throbbing crown.

Without another second of delay, the dryad lunged forward, opening her mouth wide and burying her face directly onto the colossal unit of a problem.

"M-MMPH!" Isabella’s head slammed violently back against the oak trunk as her eyes rolled into the back of her skull.

The sensation was entirely different from anything Isabella had endured so far. Sylvi’s throat didn't just provide tight friction; because she was an elemental spirit, her skin carried the cool, damp texture of fresh river moss, creating a mind-melting contrast against the scorching, furnace-like heat of Isabella’s curse.

Worse still, the vines anchoring Isabella’s thighs weren't just holding her still—they began to pulse in perfect synchronization with Sylvi’s frantic, greedy swallowing motions. Every time the dryad bobbed her leafy head, the vines would tighten and loosen, kneading Isabella’s sensitive thighs and sending a continuous, electric current of pure succubus adrenaline straight to her brain.

"Ah—Oh heavens! The foliage! The foliage is too responsive!" Isabella wailed, her hips giving a helpless, frantic buck against the wooden cradle of the tree. "Stop the irrigation! I am going to burst! Nnggaaah!"

Sylvi only drank faster, thoroughly obsessed with her catch. Her leafy hair unfurled entirely, brushing against Isabella's bare stomach in a dizzying, ticklish blur as she pulled the massive shaft deeper and deeper into her throat, her hands pumping the base with an ironclad, rustic grip.

The sheer, raw pressure of the curse reached absolute critical mass. Fed by the premium nutrients Isabella had consumed from Daisy's milk just an hour prior, the unholy appendage swelled to an impossible size, throbbing so violently it felt ready to split the oak tree in half.

"Sylvi—nghh—the dam is breaking!" Isabella screamed, her fingers digging so hard into the rough bark behind her that her nails threatened to crack.

With a final, desperate gasp that echoed across the empty fields, Isabella’s body went completely rigid. A colossal, roaring torrent of thick, curse-fueled release erupted from her, completely filling the dryad's throat.

Sylvi’s eyes stretched to the size of dinner plates, her small hands locking tight around the pulsing shaft as she bravely swallowed down the immense, sweet-scented river of fluid. The sheer volume of the eruption was far too much for the little spirit to handle at once; thick, milky trails of the unholy aftermath splashed over her cheeks, dripping down the vines and coating the very roots of the ancient oak in a warm, sweet glaze.

"Mnyaah..." Sylvi murmured dopily, slowly sliding off the spent, twitching staff. She collapsed face-first into the grass between Isabella’s legs, her leafy hair tangled, her tail-leaves twitching with content, cross-eyed bliss. "The... the drought... is officially over..."

Isabella hung limply against the wooden trunk, her breath coming in ragged, pathetic gasps. The vines around her ankles slowly loosened, sliding back into the earth as the tree finished drinking its fill of the sweet, demonic energy.

She sat in the sticky, heavily breathing shade, looking down at her ruined habit and the blissed-out dryad sleeping at her feet. Isabella realized, with absolute horror, that she had officially corrupted every single kingdom of nature.

Sister Isabella was officially running out of map.

She carefully, frantically peeled her heavy black skirts away from the sleeping, spunk-drunk dryad at her feet. Sylvi didn't even stir, merely letting out a soft, leafy snore as she cuddled against the roots of the ancient oak tree, completely satisfied.

Isabella staggered backward into the tall grass, her knees trembling so violently they threatened to buckle. She looked like she had been dragged backward through a metaphysical war zone. Her veil was lost to the wind, her hair was a tangled mess of hay and green leaves, and her heavy wool habit was stained with an unholy cocktail of spilled chamomile tea, sour milk, sweet cream, and thick demonic residue.

Beneath the ruined fabric, her colossal, curse-endowed asset was currently in a state of hyper-sensitive exhaustion, throbbing with a dull, heavy ache that demanded absolute, uninterrupted bed rest.

But where was there left to rest?

Isabella frantically paced a small circle in the grass, her bloodshot eyes wide and manic as she violently rubbed her wooden rosary beads. Her frazzled brain began to rapidly calculate the tactical map of the parish.

The Convent: Compromised. Tabbi the catkin was loose, and the two novice devils were armed with warm sandalwood oil.

The Pastures: Hostile territory. The cow-girls were treating her like a scheduled agricultural utility.

The Nobility: A financial trap. Lady Beatrice had literally bought her soul for a bag of gold coins.

Nature Itself: Deeply thirsty.

"Think outside the square, Isabella," she muttered to herself, her voice a ragged, breathless whisper. "Where do the living refuse to go? Where is the flesh entirely useless? Where... where is there no physical form to grasp the staff?"

She stopped dead in her tracks. A sudden, brilliant, completely unhinged spark of inspiration lit up her bloodshot eyes.

"The edge of town," she gasped, her hands flying to her cheeks. "The old Ironwood Estate. The haunted manor!"

It was common knowledge in the village. The dilapidated manor on the cliffs had been abandoned for over a century. The locals swore it was infested with restless spirits, poltergeists, and the wailing souls of the damned. No one, not even the bravest village boys, dared to step foot on the property.

To a normal person, it was a terrifying nightmare. To Sister Isabella, it was a tactical masterpiece.

"Ghosts can't touch me!" Isabella laughed, a high-pitched, completely manic sound that startled a nearby crow into flight. "They are entirely incorporeal! They don't have hands! You cannot milk a physical object with an ethereal mouth! Furthermore, I am a woman of God! My holy aura will repel them! It’s the perfect sanctuary! My salvation!"

Fueled by a sudden, desperate surge of adrenaline, Isabella gathered the torn hems of her habit, spun on her heel, and began a determined, victorious march toward her 'sanctuary'.

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