What abominations did the accursed Great Monster Lord and her Fallen Hero Consort unleash upon our world? How are we even supposed to fight this?! Why is there no Hero that could defeat these monstrosities?! Why isn't the Goddess, or even the Demon God, intervening? WHY?! Are we supposed to continue this false sense of security, pretending that we are not glorified livestock and "co-exist" with these abominations?!
All other continents have fallen, yet only ours remain due to these sluts whims! Even now, the so-called human rulers are nothing but glorified puppets, replaced if they do not play by their accursed rules!
Damn this Monster Era! Double damn the system for its unreasonable bias! Triple damn the divine for their silence!
... And most of all, damn me for my weakness.
Forgive me...
-An excerpt from the secret confessional diary of a certain Ancient Human Ruler from the late 1st century ME, preserved in secret royal archives to this day...
August 31st, 1774th ME.
Evening-
"Foo! Foo! Foo!"
Randall diligently trained in the inn.
Due to the disappearance of the four D-rank adventurers, he was forced to stay in house arrest until the investigation was over and couldn't take on jobs, not even hunting rabbits and slimes.
As a result, he turned his attention to training, training, and even more training... as if to alleviate the emotional scar and fear he felt that day.
Each day, he trained harder, pushing himself to the limit each time before collapsing, even multiple times each day, despite not getting more EXP for it.
Yet, despite this, perhaps due to Regeneration or Vigor, his body didn't collapse. Instead, he became stronger and stronger.
You have performed a fruitful training session.
Body +0.01
Finesse +0.01
Mind +0.01
There was no increase in EXP, as he had already trained that day. Instead, it was purely an increase in attributes, however minor.
Finally, Randall stopped, collapsing like a rag doll on the floor, being a sweaty mess.
"Huff... Huff... Huff... That's... huff... 0.1 Attribute point for the day... huff..."
After a bit, he shakily stood and sat on his bed, waiting for his body to recover, looking at the effects of his training.
Progressor lvl 25(281/33,343) -> 25(3,641/33,343)
Body: 24.94 -> 25.36
Finesse: 25.06 -> 25.52
Mind: 25.02 -> 25.44
"Still weak... too weak..." Randall slowly clenched his fists.
As he was waiting, he heard a knock on his door.
Knock* Knock*
"Randall! It's me! Can I come in?" Leofric's voice sounded.
"Come in," Randall spoke tiredly.
Leofric then entered the room, sighed, and spoke.
"The investigation is over. They indeed encountered the Monster Girls and managed to chase them away, so the Bat Cave is now safe. Unfortunately, the Adventurers were not recovered." Visit g.com for the full chapter.
"Oh..." Randall uttered, feeling sad and disappointed.
He didn't expect much, but the investigation was very slow... and the result was even more depressing.
"It's like they deliberately stalled or didn't try hard..." Randall thought suspiciously.
"Anyway, your House Arrest is now over. Tomorrow, head to the guild to retrieve your E-rank badge. You earned it." Leofric comforted, patting Randall on the shoulder, and left.
Randall, who was alone in his room, closed his eyes and sighed.
"I... should be happy to get promoted and not suspected, yet why can I only have a bitter taste in my mouth?"
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September 1st, 1774th ME.
In the Adventurer's Guild, Randall didn't immediately leave after getting his badge back.
Instead, he went to read a book about Monster Girls.
As some of the most dangerous creatures an Adventurer could encounter, they had detailed guides about them, free for all adventurers to read.
But for some reason, it was only available to adults above 18. It was covered in dust, likely untouched for years.
Randall never thought about reading it... or knew about it... until now.
And what he found... wasn't promising.
How to Fight Monster Girls 101:
So, you want to fight a Monster Girl, hah? Well, aren't you brave... or foolish... or just a big pervert. Likely a combination of all three.
Let's give you a reality check before we begin. First, Monster Girls innately have two Primary Classes and a Secondary Class. Namely, they are a Human Primary Class, a Monster Girl Primary Class, and a Succubus Secondary Class. And each of these classes can also have higher rarity grades, just like Humans.
Yes, that means they have twice your attribute points and thrice your AP on average. Although it does mean they need three times the EXP to level up on average... Which isn't a weakness whatsoever. Moreover, some of them can reach ridiculous power levels through their Monster Girl class by simply eating and sleeping, just like monsters. Dragon Girls are even said to reach lvl +1,000 after a few centuries.
If that isn't scary enough, they could also communicate and command monsters of their template races, siccing them on you!
So... still want to challenge them? Or are you just that eager to bone a hot Monster Girl? Fine, then let's start with what NOT TO DO!
First, avoid challenging a Wild Monster Girl much stronger than you. Your ending likely wouldn't be what you hope... in a bad way. Check the local Monster Girl Compendium for details on what to do for each species. Also, make sure to avoid the dangerous predatory types, or they might actually eat you. Both figuratively and literally.
Second, DO NOT use lethal weapons and magic. They can injure you A LOT worse than you can hurt them, and if you are stronger or equal to them and they feel life-threatening danger, they would likely call a swarm of their template monsters to attack you... Or worse, their stronger kin. We will discuss the weapon to use soon.
Third, avoid crossing their taboos. Doing so would upset them, and you would dearly regret it. Again, check the Monster Girl compendium.
And finally, and most importantly, don't fall for their honey traps until you have properly defeated them! They would absorb your essence, and you would be another strong idiot who loses to a weakling. We will soon get to how to beat them.
So, now that we covered the DO NOTS, let's start with the most important tool for safely fighting a Monster Girl... Mana Absorption Weapons. They have quite the history, too.
Because humans felt hesitant about injuring and killing beautiful girls for obvious reasons, and Monster Girls were afraid of injury and death when hunting for a husband, both to themselves and their targets, both sides developed non-lethal Mana Absorbing Weapons for the humans to use. These weapons are self-reinforcing, self-repairing, and extremely durable. But instead of damaging the body, it soaks mana relative to the damage you could have supposedly inflicted on the other party. It can also break the other's weapons and defenses, and even break through Magic if you swing it hard enough. But due to its nature, it cannot be made into armor, as it would absorb the user's mana.
Due to its ridiculously resilient nature and manageable production, such weapons are abundant and heavily subsidized, and you can obtain one at any official Adventurer's Guild branch for dirt cheap! (Warning: Hoarding these weapons and unauthorized sale are against the law! If found, return to the guild to receive compensation.)
Because of this, if a Monster Girl realises that you are using such a weapon, they would usually switch to pleasure attacks(Unless they are highly physical and want to incapacitate you) and engage in an act called Sex Battle, provided that they are attracted to you. Yes, as it is called, you would need to have a sexual battle with the Monster Girl. If you win, which is through absorbing all her mana or making her orgasm enough before you ejaculate too much of your essence and collapse, you can have sex with her as much as you like or capture her(if necessary). Her ability to absorb essence would be temporarily unusable, so feel free to enjoy your spoils. It is also likely that she would suggest that you become her Husband or something called a Guest Stud, but you can obviously refuse as the victor.
Of course, if you lose... then prepare to get raped and dragged to her lair/tribe and become her husband/communal husband/semen producer... Or potentially her next meal, for certain dangerous subspecies, like Arachne, and if she doesn't like you enough. Find the original chapter at novelping dot com.
Also, again, don't trust whatever seduction and submissive play she does before properly defeating her, even if you are stronger, or prepare to get your essence stolen and lose to a weakling.
Now, onto how to beat a Monster Girl sexually...
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At least, that was what it said... not very child-friendly or reassuring, to say the least.
To summarize, Monster Girls had two Primary Classes and a Secondary Class, making them much more powerful than humans. And fighting them with regular weapons was a very bad idea.
But it did give Randall a way.
"So... I should obtain a Mana Absorbing weapon? But why didn't I ever hear about it before?" Randall asked himself, scratching his head.
In doubt, Randall walked to the middle-aged female receptionist and spoke to her.
"Excuse me, can I purchase a Mana Absorbing weapon here?"
The Guild Receptionist paused, then stared at Randall with an odd look.
"You want... that? For fighting Monster Girls?" She asked to confirm.
"Er... yes? Is there a problem?" Randall warily asked back.
"... No. Give me your badge and follow me." The receptionist said, returning to her professional look.
Randall nodded, gave her his badge, and after she confirmed it, they went into the guild storehouse. She opened a dust-covered door, and then Randall saw it.
Grey weapons covered in red runes filled the room. Longswords, shortswords, daggers, maces, axes, staves, punching gloves, warhammers, waraxes, bows and arrows, etc.
All of them, without exception, were covered in a fine layer of dust.
"So many? And why is everything here covered in dust?" Randall frowned.
"Sir, you are the first adventurer in the last ten years who actually wanted a Mana Absorbing Weapon. There are not many who actively seek to fight Monster Girls with the intent to... spare them..." The receptionist explained with a strange look.
"And how much does a weapon cost?" Randall inquired.
"50 Silver Coins for any weapon, up to 3 weapons." The receptionist replied.
"Wait... only 50?!" Randall widened his eyes in shock.
"Aren't these supposed to be Magic Absorbing weapons?! Even a steel sword costs more! No, she said 50 for any weapon? So I can have a free pick?!" He thought.
Seeing his look, the receptionist grinned.
"It is heavily subsidized, to the point it is only the money for the raw material itself. Unfortunately, even after lowering the prices, these weapons remain unpopular. Only fools- I mean, brave men buy and carry these."
"..."
"She just called me a fool, didn't she?" Randall pursed his lips.
"So, still buying?" The receptionist asked.
"... Give me that Longsword, that dagger, and those gloves."