Buzz!
Hearing the deep voice behind him, Jiang Xia felt a chill run down his spine, his heart almost leaping out of his chest.
An Awakened!
Damn it, could it really be an Awakened?
He and Li Sitong turned around simultaneously, and upon seeing Yang Jie's sinister smile, their expressions darkened.
In unison, they said, "Are you crazy!"
Yang Jie immediately retorted, "I'm not crazy, you two are. You've been poisoned by love, so young and already learning to date!"
Jiang Xia quickly replied, "No, who said we're dating?"
"Don't deny it, I saw the class monitor leaning on your shoulder just now!" Yang Jie continued, "And last night, I saw you two in a taxi, license plate Jiang B:T1089. Tell me, did you go to a hotel?"
The cinema was empty except for the three of them, so speaking loudly wouldn't disturb anyone.
Just as Jiang Xia was about to deny it, Li Sitong suddenly linked her arm with his and said to Yang Jie with a haughty air, "Yes, Jiang Xia and I are dating. What, are you jealous that he found such a beautiful girlfriend like me?"
"What? Me, jealous?" Yang Jie pointed at himself, breathing heavily, his expression somewhat comical. "I'm Yang Jie, known for being a playboy who never gets attached. What kind of beautiful woman haven't I seen? Why would I be jealous of him?"
Saying this, Yang Jie looked at Jiang Xia again, "Ah Xia, this is it, really it. Dating the class monitor, you can hide it from others, but you even hid it from me. Do you think you can justify our long-standing friendship? I'm cutting ties with you!"
Jiang Xia couldn't be bothered to listen to his nonsense and asked, "What are you doing here? Don't tell me you've been following us?"
Yang Jie crossed his arms and smiled smugly, "What, you can bring a pretty girl to the movies, but I can't?"
"Are you dating too?" Jiang Xia asked again, "Where's your date?"
Yang Jie took out his phone, opened the photo album, and showed them a picture with a sly grin.
"How about it, she's a knockout, right? I've been chatting with her for half a month, and tonight I finally got her to come out for a movie!"
The woman in the photo was wearing a blue and white Lolita dress, standing in front of a mirror showing off her black-stockinged legs, her phone covering her face, her figure both petite and voluptuous.
Li Sitong sneered, "Online dating, huh? Is it reliable? Haven't you heard that online dating is risky?"
"Risky?" Yang Jie scoffed, patting his chest, "A woman chosen by Yang Jie, how could there be any risk!"
Saying this, he opened the chat log and played the latest voice message, "I'm stuck in traffic, I might be late, sorry, sorry!"
"How about it, doesn't her voice sound nice?" Yang Jie beamed, his expression full of pride in front of the "bitch couple."
"Damn! A squeaky voice!" Jiang Xia had never heard such a squeaky voice.
"So what if it's squeaky?" Yang Jie placed two fingers on his chin, mimicking a famous comedian's smile, "Brother Jie likes women with squeaky voices, heh heh heh!"
Jiang Xia asked, "Then why aren't you waiting for her outside, why come in first?"
"Of course, when I saw two familiar figures, I had to come in and see if it was you guys!" Yang Jie said earnestly, "I have to say, Ah Xia, you're impressive, even snagging the class monitor!"
"Alright, stop talking, don't disturb me and Jiang Xia watching the movie!" Li Sitong said.
"Whatever, don't think you're the only ones who can flaunt your love. When my Xiao Yu arrives, I'll show you what a perfect couple looks like!"
Yang Jie adjusted his branded jacket and wiped his brand-new sneakers.
It was strange; Jiang Xia rarely saw his desk mate Yang Jie dressed like this.
Yang Jie's family was wealthy, but in a way, he was an orphan. His parents died in a car accident years ago, and the money belonged to his grandfather and maternal grandparents.
As the only grandson, his pocket money was more than he could spend.
Yet, despite having so much money, he usually dressed like a slob, standing on the street without giving off any vibe of being a third-generation rich kid.
More like a gamer living on welfare.
A few minutes later, Yang Jie went out excitedly to meet his online girlfriend, humming a tune and dancing as he walked.
A minute later, he returned, walking ahead, head down, looking dejected.
Behind him followed a three-hundred-pound Lolita with pigtails, wearing a Lolita dress, her feet in shoes that looked like they were about to burst.
Jiang Xia's face instantly turned red!
Hold it in!
At a time like this, you must not laugh!
Beside him, Li Sitong also stifled a laugh, clearly finding Yang Jie's expression hilarious.
With his online girlfriend in tow, Yang Jie sat behind Jiang Xia and Li Sitong, head hung low, looking a bit depressed and unhappy.
As the plump Lolita approached, the amusement in Jiang Xia's heart vanished, replaced by a hint of fear, his heartstrings pulled taut!
When the plump Lolita first appeared, Jiang Xia only noticed Yang Jie's online dating failure, not realizing that the plump Lolita also had the aura of a kind!
The plump Lolita named "Xiao Yu" showed no change in expression, sitting down and placing two buckets of popcorn beside her, linking her arm with Yang Jie's.
Noticing Jiang Xia's gaze, Yang Jie glanced up at him, "What are you looking at..."
Then he lowered his head again, his lips moving as if muttering some very unpleasant curse words.
The plump Lolita clung to Yang Jie's shoulder, speaking in a squeaky voice, "Do you know them?"
"No... no, I don't..." Yang Jie shook his head repeatedly, turning his head aside, "Let's just watch the movie and go home afterward!"
Li Sitong also ignored the two behind them, focusing intently on the movie.
Jiang Xia felt uneasy; he was sure this plump Lolita wasn't approaching Yang Jie for love, but more likely to fill her stomach!
Yang Jie might be in danger tonight!
Li Sitong seemed disinclined to meddle?
Watching the woman in front feed popcorn to Jiang Xia, the plump Lolita imitated, but Yang Jie refused to open his mouth.
"Baby, what's wrong, don't you like popcorn?"
"Don't... don't call me baby!" Yang Jie licked his lips, feeling goosebumps all over, "I think our relationship..."
"What, you don't want to be with me? Then why do you call me baby every day?" The plump Lolita put her hands on her hips, pouting angrily.
"Poof!" Li Sitong, who had just taken a sip of cola, sprayed it out.
Yang Jie gritted his teeth, feeling mocked by the class monitor in front!
That's right!
Mocked!
The plump Lolita crossed her arms, leaning back in her seat with a cold snort, "I'm angry, and I won't be appeased unless you feed me popcorn!"
"Fine, open your mouth, and I'll pour it in!"
Yang Jie grabbed a bucket of popcorn and stood up, thinking that with this Lolita's size, "pouring" seemed quite appropriate.
"Hahahahaha..." Li Sitong couldn't hold it in anymore, clutching Jiang Xia's shoulder, laughing heartily.
Veins popped on Yang Jie's forehead: Damn online dating, making me lose face!
The plump Lolita frowned, looking at Li Sitong, displeased, "What are you laughing at?"
"Huh? I'm not laughing at anything, the movie's just too funny!" Li Sitong turned back to explain, then leaned on Jiang Xia's shoulder, stifling her laughter.
Looking down at Li Sitong's face, flushed with laughter, Jiang Xia admitted that for a moment, he felt a bit moved.
Shaking his head, he quickly dismissed the chaotic thoughts from his mind, watching as Yang Jie got up to leave.
"I'm going to the restroom!" Yang Jie fled the embarrassing scene like a gust of wind.
Whether he intended to run or not, the plump Lolita stood up to follow, but Jiang Xia grabbed her.