Song Linlang, terrified that You Xiaoxia’s inner thoughts might be discovered, quickly squeezed her hand. You Xiaoxia turned her head: “What’s wrong?”
Song Linlang lowered her voice: “Keep it down.”
You Xiaoxia frowned: “I wasn’t speaking.”
Song Linlang: “…” Fortunately, with so many people around, no one seemed to notice anything unusual. She relaxed and focused on enjoying the drama.
Mao Fang needed someone to wake her up. Realizing she had been deceived, she trembled all over: “Song Anhe, you deserve to die a horrible death!”
She reached out and scratched Song Anhe’s face, drawing blood instantly. Mao Fang then turned to Liao Jiali: “It was him! He seduced me first! It’s all his fault!”
“You’re talking nonsense!” Song Anhe panicked. “You seduced me first! Honey, believe me, I didn’t want this. It was all her!”
Song Anhe pointed at Mao Fang: “She seduced me at her class reunion! Otherwise, why would I ever be interested in an old woman like her!”
“You!” Mao Fang nearly spat blood, finally seeing the man’s true colors.
Just then, someone rushed out from the crowd and kicked Song Anhe square in the chest, sending him tumbling to the ground. While kicking, the person cursed: “How dare you seduce my wife! Go to hell!”
Song Anhe clutched his chest, shaking with rage: “Your wife seduced me first! I’m the one who’s been wronged!”
Seeing things had reached this point, Mao Fang hurried forward to pull her husband back: “Honey, believe me, I didn’t want this. He seduced me, and I fell for it!”
[Tsk tsk] You Xiaoxia shook her head. [What a dogfight!]
The crowd nodded in agreement. What a brilliant summary! It truly was a dogfight! Whether online or at the scene, everyone could see that both adulterers—man and woman alike—were equally guilty!
But what shocked everyone was that Mao Fang’s husband actually nodded: “Honey, I believe you. You’re so innocent, you would never do anything to betray me. It’s all this despicable man’s fault. I’ll beat him to death to vent your anger!”
Huh? You Xiaoxia was stunned. He could forgive this?!
[Innocent my foot! Song Anhe is no good, but do you think Mao Fang is any better?!] You Xiaoxia frantically searched through the System for more gossip. [Let me see why this guy is such a pushover!]
[Oh, I see!]
[Turns out Mao Fang’s husband was her simp even before marriage—a level-ten simp at that. When Mao Fang had a boyfriend, he’d wake up early to buy breakfast for both of them and deliver it to their doorstep… Good grief, is he out of his mind?!]
You Xiaoxia grimaced as she devoured the gossip. Honestly, she’d only seen this level of simping in novels and short videos—this was her first time encountering it in real life!
[But still, it’s precisely because you’re such an expert simp, willingly playing the cuckold, that Mao Fang looks down on you!]
The crowd quietly absorbed the gossip, and for a moment, the atmosphere grew still. The way they looked at Mao Fang’s husband shifted noticeably. Of course, everyone also noticed that this voice was rather extraordinary, knowing even the details of his simping past. But glancing around at the large crowd, no one could tell who had spoken!
Mao Fang’s husband’s expression changed, and his gaze toward her became conflicted.
Mao Fang immediately threw herself into her husband’s arms: “Don’t listen to nonsense, there’s nothing going on! Honey, I love you, I was forced into it!”
[But they were just laughing at you for being a spineless coward!]
Mao Fang: “…Honey, I’ll listen to you from now on. If you say east, I won’t go west. Whatever you tell me to do, I’ll do it!”
[But last time they met secretly, they said you’re a useless good-for-nothing who can’t do anything except suck up. Mao Fang even said seeing you makes her sick!]
Mao Fang: “…Honey, I belong only to you. I’ll never see him again, it’ll just be the two of us, okay?”
[But they’re planning to mess around on your and Mao Fang’s bed! These two mention your name every time they meet, saying they want you to stand by and watch them have sex! They even said they’ll get you drunk someday and do it right next to you because Song Anhe says that’s more exciting!]
[Oh right, besides the bathroom during class reunions, their meeting spots include various restaurants and parks. Geez, do these two have exhibitionist tendencies?!]
Huh… The crowd present wore expressions of people who had just stumbled upon major gossip. Who would have thought Song Anhe, who appeared so respectable on the surface, played so wildly in private! His old classmates’ faces were particularly colorful – no wonder he frequently organized class reunions! Damn! So they were just serving as an audience for his affair!
Mao Fang’s husband’s face turned completely dark, and he directly pushed Mao Fang away from his embrace.
After being exposed repeatedly, Mao Fang also grew furious and started cursing at the onlookers: “Whoever you are, blah blah blah…” Mao Fang was horrified to discover she couldn’t speak anymore!
[Huh? Why is she calling for daddy too? What’s wrong with her?]
The Song family: It’s all because of you!
Mao Fang’s husband couldn’t stand everyone’s pitying looks anymore. Gritting his teeth, he told her: “Mao Fang, we’re getting a divorce!”
Mao Fang absolutely hated that voice. Originally, she had been confident that even if discovered, she could easily manipulate this useless husband. But now, everything was ruined!
Murderous intent suddenly arose in Mao Fang’s heart. Her hateful gaze swept over the crowd – it was all because of that damned voice! How did it know so much?!
Song Linlang sensed trouble, but now was not the time to move. Besides the Song family and Liao Jiali, no one had heard You Xiaoxia speak. Even if Mao Fang wanted to harm someone, she couldn’t find the target.
She tightly grasped You Xiaoxia’s hand, holding her breath and remaining still.
However, at that moment, “Urk…” Mao Fang suddenly sounded like a chicken with its neck wrung. A distorted, shrill cry escaped from her constricted throat, and her face turned red from lack of oxygen.
After being choked, Mao Fang no longer had time to think about harming anyone. The moment she stopped thinking about it, the suffocating feeling disappeared. Mao Fang instantly understood something!
Damn! Does the owner of this voice have some kind of protection? Even thinking about harming them isn’t allowed?!
The moment she mentally cursed twice, the suffocating feeling returned. Mao Fang quickly cleared her throat, driving the impulse to curse from her mind, and then she was fine again!
Mao Fang was both furious and anxious – she couldn’t even curse at her? Not even mentally?!
While Mao Fang was fuming, the Song family members exchanged glances, their eyes lighting up. Especially Mo Pingxin, who had been worried her daughter might be targeted for revenge because of these mental revelations. It seemed something was secretly protecting her daughter!
No, one instance isn’t enough to confirm anything. I need to find another opportunity to test this out!
Just then, while everyone’s attention was focused on Mao Fang and her green-haired turtle of a husband, Song Anhe stealthily retreated backward, planning to escape via the staircase. However…
[Is Liao Jiali here to enjoy the drama or to catch a cheating husband? Her man is about to run away, yet she’s still completely engrossed in watching other people’s business!]
Truly, no one can resist the allure of gossip! You Xiaoxia thought, shaking her head, when suddenly Liao Jiali stretched out her arm and grabbed Song Anhe by the collar: “Song Anhe, don’t even think about running! You must give me a clear explanation today!”
Song Anhe slapped his thigh in frustration. Who? Who the hell is this meddlesome busybody!? If I ever catch them, I’ll definitely…
“Ah!” Song Anhe suddenly clutched his crotch as if someone had performed a “monkey steals the peach” move on him, an indescribable sharp pain surging from that unspeakable area.