Shen Tianyi clenched his teeth, but his backside kept rumbling uncontrollably. He was on the verge of losing his mind. He snapped, “Do I look like I can hold it in?”
Qi Junshan stood right beside him, furious and suffocating from the stench, nearly passing out. He barked, “Hurry up and get off the stage! Go to the restroom and deal with it! Doing this in front of the entire school—what kind of behavior is this?!”
Shen Tianyi knew there was no way he could continue his speech today. Just as he was about to step down, a loud “plop” sounded.
It was over.
He had completely soiled himself.
Qi Junshan slapped his thigh, gagging as he shouted, “My god! Cleaning staff! Quickly! Get the cleaning staff!”
The janitor waved her hands in panic, retching, “Ugh… I… ugh… even if you pay me… ugh… I won’t do this!”
Students in the front row began vomiting, and many girls who couldn’t stand it rushed out in panic.
Wen Li and Wen Wan also caught the smell. The twin campus belles turned red trying to hold it in, and Wen Li was on the verge of throwing up.
They stood up at the same time, perfectly in sync. Each grabbed one of Shen Juan’s arms and dragged him out with them.
“Oh my god, I swear the air in there was toxic. I can finally breathe fresh air!” Wen Li gasped, only daring to take deep breaths once they were outside.
“As for Shen Tianyi… I don’t even know how to describe it,” she added, completely at a loss.
First day of school, going on stage—and he actually ended up soiling himself. It was unbelievable.
Wen Wan still felt uneasy in her stomach, her brows tightly furrowed, her expression filled with displeasure.
So this was the Shen family’s young master? Compared to Shen Juan, he was far inferior.
Suddenly, she realized she had instinctively started comparing other boys to Shen Juan.
More importantly, she felt Shen Juan was much better than them.
That realization startled her and left her at a loss.
She tugged at Wen Li’s hand, “Let’s go back.”
Wen Li followed, though she kept turning her head to look at Shen Juan before finally leaving.
Shen Juan watched the sisters walk away and muttered, “Let’s see how long you can hold it in, campus belle Wen.”
He turned around just in time to see Shen Tianyi rushing out in a miserable state.
Shen Tianyi was on the verge of collapse. Not only had he failed to show off, he had ended up humiliating himself completely.
He glared at Shen Juan with eyes full of hatred.
Shen Juan stepped back, covering his nose in disgust.
That single action deeply stabbed Shen Tianyi’s already shattered pride.
Shen Juan shrugged, “Shen Tianyi, can you be reasonable? You’re a grown man who can’t even control your own bodily functions, and you’re blaming me? Starting tomorrow, I suggest you come to school wearing Pampers.”
After saying that, Shen Juan couldn’t hold it in anymore. He gagged violently in front of Shen Tianyi, then covered his nose and ran off.
Shen Tianyi nearly went insane.
“Shen Juan, you bastard! Just you wait—I won’t let you off!”
When Shen Qinglin received the call from the school, his mind buzzed.
It took him a long time to process what the principal had said.
His son hadn’t made a stunning debut on his first day after transferring…
He had made a shocking debut with a fart?!
And even soiled himself on stage?!
“How is that possible?!”
Shen Qinglin couldn’t believe it. He refused to accept that his outstanding son could do something so disgraceful.
“What’s wrong, honey? Why do you look so upset?” Wan Mei walked over, puzzled. He had been fine just moments ago—why had his face darkened after that call?
“Qi Junshan just called and said our son soiled himself during his speech today. Do you think that old man has nothing better to do than make such a joke? Does he think he’s funny?”
Wan Mei immediately grew angry, “As a principal, how can he joke like this?! No, I’m calling him right now. This can’t just be let go!”
Driven by maternal protectiveness, Wan Mei called Qi Junshan at once, scolding him harshly and even demanding that he apologize to her precious son.
“Apologize? If anyone should apologize, it’s you! Shen Tianyi is famous now—and he’s made Christie Business School famous too! See for yourselves!”
Qi Junshan, furious, hung up and sent them a video.
When they opened it, they were stunned.
The person in the video was indeed their son.
Standing on stage, farting loudly—the sound alone seemed earth-shaking even through the phone. And in the end, he really had soiled himself.
Students below fled in all directions, and even the teachers left with darkened expressions.
The couple was completely dumbfounded.
What on earth had happened?!
How could one person cause such a massive disaster?!
Shen Qinglin, still relatively calm, immediately thought of blocking the news from spreading.
But when he tried calling Qi Junshan again, the other party refused to answer, making him curse in frustration.
With so many students present, plenty must have recorded videos.
This was going to be difficult.
The moment he entered, he rushed straight into the bathroom.
Although he had run quickly, Shen Qinglin and Wan Mei still caught a whiff of the lingering smell.
The driver reported while gagging, “CEO Shen… ugh… I’ll go wash the car. I probably can’t drive today… ugh… just reporting to you… ugh…”
Shen Qinglin’s face turned as dark as a storm cloud, “Got it. Go.”
Wan Mei grew anxious, “What do we do? It seems it’s true. Tianyi… sigh… now won’t everyone in our circle know that our son soiled himself on his first day at school?”
In their social circle, most children attended Christie Business School. Shen Qinglin’s business partners, friends, and even successful old classmates—all had children studying there.
It was a complete disaster.
Even if they managed to block the news online, within their circle, he would never be able to hold his head high again.
Shen Tianyi scrubbed himself until his skin nearly peeled off.
He felt like he was about to explode.
Staring at himself in the mirror, he had the urge to smash everything in the house.
Where had things gone wrong?
How had he ended up humiliating himself like this?
Now the entire school knew he had soiled himself!
How could those campus belles ever like him again?
It was over. Everything was over!
In a daze, Shen Tianyi finished his shower, locked himself in his room, and went to sleep without even eating dinner.
He dreamed of that beautiful figure again.
Though he still couldn’t see her face clearly, this time, his dream had made a breakthrough.
Through the dream, he learned that if he went to a certain place on Friday, he would meet this beauty who needed the balance of yin and yang.
After the two of them became intimate, he would obtain the inheritance of a divine doctor, a mysterious spatial ring, and the beauty’s heart.
From then on, his rise would begin.
Shen Tianyi was instantly energized.
Based on his previous experiences with these dreams, this one was likely real as well.
Since he had encountered such a fortuitous opportunity, he had to seize it!
Once he obtained the divine doctor inheritance and the spatial ring, he would no longer be the same as a mere ordinary person like Shen Juan.
At that time, dealing with him would be as easy as playing a game!