Yu Huishui, upon hearing this, slammed the table with Zang Liujiang’s palm, causing a loud clang. The items on the table clattered and fell, startling him into quickly trying to catch them.
“A kiss?” Zang Liujiang’s eyes lit up, thinking how could there be such a good thing in the world. He glanced to the side and met his own gaze.
“You immortals are really unreasonable. Who can bring themselves to kiss their own face?”
Zang Liujiang pointed to himself beside him, but then remembered that Yu Huishui was inside his body, so he quickly reached out to reassure him, “It’s not aimed at you.”
“I think I can kiss,” Yu Huishui sized up himself beside him, indeed looking quite handsome, and thought a kiss wouldn’t be a big deal.
“No way!” Zang Liujiang refused to comply no matter what.
Yu Huishui didn’t care whether he agreed or not, reaching out to grab Zang Liujiang beside him. Zang Liujiang bent down and slipped under Yu Huishui’s arm.
The two of them, half fighting and half playing, chased from the main hall to the inner room. The prince, who was listening to the secret guard’s report in the side room, saw “Zang Liujiang” chasing “Yu Huishui” into the room.
The two who barged in paid no attention to anyone else, tumbling to the ground. “Zang Liujiang” went wild, lowering his head to forcibly kiss “Yu Huishui,” while “Yu Huishui” stretched out his arm, desperately pushing “Zang Liujiang’s” chin, shouting, “No! I won’t do it!”
The secret guard reporting wished he could gouge out his own eyes. Did he just witness a scandal in the prince’s household? Would he not live for more than two days?
The prince, with a gloomy face, snapped shut the letter in his hand.
“You two, get out of here!”
Yu Huishui, who almost got dragged to the county office, sat under a tall cypress tree in the courtyard, reflecting deeply on how force wouldn’t work.
“Alright, come down from the tree.”
Yu Huishui looked up at Zang Liujiang perched on the pine branch. He never knew he had the skill to climb trees. If Zang Liujiang accidentally fell, his body would become a pancake.
Finally, Zang Liujiang managed to keep his first kiss.
By the time he came to his senses and kissed to switch back to his own body, it was already the next day.
In Zang Liujiang’s nineteen years of life, it was the first time he admitted that he indeed wasn’t very smart.