It took almost all the car ride home for me to truly return to reality. Xhilandia had removed the restraints on my wrists and the ring gag, although my collar was still on.
I turned to Alexis and asked. “So, you’re coming home with us?”
She nodded, not looking away from the road. “Xhilandia invited me.”
“She wanted to go home and shower but I made her change her mind.”
“Fantastic! I can enjoy your smell all night!”
“No! I am still showering, no matter how much you like it, I’m starting to feel disgusting. I just accepted because I didn’t have it in me to run all the way back home.”
“Oh, Hannah is here.” Xhilandia said.
I craned my neck and saw my mother pulling into the parking area of my loft. “Oh, you’re right.”
“Who’s Hannah?”
“My mom.”
“The one you…”
“The one I fucked yesterday, yes.”
My mother exited her car as we parked and Alexis finally saw her. She had a dress similar to the one she had the day before, only this time it had thin long sleeves, and a long, flowing gown, while her boots had been swapped for a pair of high heels shoes.
“Oh. Oh, ok. Yeah… I… I understand now.” Alexis said, seeing my mother.
We exited the car. Once out, Xhilandia finally took her dick out of me and put me down on my feet. A thick river of cum started slowly flowing out of my pussy.
“You never fail to make an entrance, do you?” my mother asked.
I shrugged. “What can I say? I think I’m becoming a natural.”
She hugged me and gave me a little peck on the lips. “Welcomed back.”
“Thank you, and good evening.”
She let go of me and gave a hug and a peck on the lips to Xhilandia too and they greeted each other.
She then turned to Alexis. “I guess you must be Alexis, the one who has been using my daughter as a toilet these days.”
“I… ahm… ehm… I’m sorry.” Alexis stammered, her face red.
“I’m just teasing you. Let mama give you a hug too.”
Alexis quickly brought her hands forward to stop my mother. “No! Please, I’m all sweaty and I stink.”
“Oh, nonsense. I assure you, whatever you think, I have smelled much, much worse.”
“No, I…”
Her pleads were ignored as my mother hugged her tight. Alexis found herself with her face buried in my mom’s ample bosom.
Then I heard my mother sniff and saw Alexis squirm. She lifted Alexis’s face up and bent down to sniff her neck, then gave a whiff to her pits.
“Oh. Oh damn. Cassy, I understand what you meant. It makes me want to eat her right up.”
“Like mother, like daughter, I guess.” Xhilandia said.
“Could… could you let me go now?”
“Oh, yes, sorry dear.” My mother said, finally letting go of Alexis.
“I have two trays from Tony’s bakery in my trunk. Help me carry them.”
She opened her trunk, took the first paper tray covered in Tony’s paper and was about to give it to me. She took a look at my heels and changed her mind, passing it to Xhilandia instead. She then took the other tray herself and closed the trunk.
We walked to my front door and, as we did so, I mentally reached for the glyphs of my home defenses and attuned Alexis’s mana signature to them. When we reached the door itself, Alexis stopped on her tracks.
“Ehm… why does it say ‘military area, entry forbidden, danger of immediate death’ on your door?”
“Because it technically is, and anyone who isn’t attuned and tries to enter will get blasted to bits before they realize.” I explained.
“Ehm… how does the attunement… work?”
“Oh, I just did it actually, don’t worry, you’re all good.”
Alexis watched my mother and Xhilandia enter my home without exploding, gulped, and followed them with slow, careful steps. Once she was in, and still alive, she finally relaxed.
“Wow, this place is big.” She said.
“Yeah, and the room arrangement is shit. We actually talked about moving just this morning. Ah, please take off your shoes.” I said, as I sat on the step by the entrance to remove my boots.
As I reached for my boots, my attention fell on the cum oozing out of my pussy. I reached down with one hand, scooped up a bit, and put it in my mouth before finally removing my boots.
When I looked up, Alexis was staring at me.
“Oh shit. I forgot I was reserving my stomach for your piss.”
Her face reddened. “That’s not… ehm.” She sighed. “Let’s just… what were you saying about moving?”
I got up from the step and started walking towards the kitchens area with Alexis in tow.
“Yeah, since I’m pregnant with three kids and my mother has another one coming, we thought we’d get something with more rooms and possibly a garden.”
“Wait, what do you mean, pregnant?”
“Ah, maybe I didn’t mention it yesterday. Remember the cum-filled prolapse?”
“It’s kind of impossible to forget.”
“Yeah, that.”
“Wait, how do you know you’re pregnant already and how many you’ll have if it only happened yesterday?”
Three pairs of eyes looked at her with soft gazes.
“Right. Magic.”
We reached the table. My mother had already started unwrapping the trays, revealing a multitude of savory treats. There were pizzettas, small treats of puff pastry stuffed with various fillings, sandwiches cut up into small bits, savory mini tarts, bits of quiche, and others.
“Tada!” My mother said, having finished unveiling the food. “Tony’s mini treats, brought to you by yours truly. Now we just need a drink.”
“Gin and tonic, right?” I asked my mother.
“Yep, with the rosemary and basil gin, and Green Sea tonic water.”
“Of course.”
I turned to Xhilandia. “Toko whiskey and apple soda?”
She nodded. “Mhh-uh.”
“What about you?” I asked Alexis.
“Ehm, what do you have?”
“I can have the bar make you pretty much any of the standard cocktails or any cocktails that use similar ingredients, plus several variations. Otherwise I can give you the wine list.”
She blinked a few times. “You have… a wine list… at home?”
“Don’t question it.” My mother said.
“Right, ehm. Can you make me a cosmo?”
I nodded. “Sure.”
“So, one gin and tonic, one whiskey and apple soda, one cosmopolitan, and one gin and ginger… wait.”
“I honestly though you would realize sooner.” Xhilandia said.
“You made it impossible for me to get drunk.”
“That I did.”
I frowned and fell on one of the chairs around the table.
“Fine, I guess I’ll just watch you while you all drink.” I grumbled and activated the servants of my bar.
Xhilandia sat in front of me and patted my head. “Don’t worry, I’ll fix up something nice, just for you.”
I felt her magic take hold around my crotch, as well as my mother’s and Alexis’s. The next moment all the mountain cum that was still in me, as well as what was snaking down my legs, disappeared.
“Ooh. Interesting. Disgusting, but interesting.” My mother said.
“What happened?” Alexis asked.
“My daughter in law just teleported the contents of my bladder away, and I suspect she did the same with you, considering the mana flow.”
Alexis sighted and took a seat next to me. “Of course.”
My mother was the last to sit, choosing the chair next to Xhilandia and in front of Alexis.
“Interesting seating. Does this mean I’m Xhilandia’s girlfriend or that I’m Alexis’s soon-to-be wife?” my mother said.
“Mom, please don’t tease Alexis.”
“But she’s so cute!” she protested, making Alexis blush.
The cocktails floated in, distributing themselves to their respective owners. A large beer glass floated my way, with a pale yellow liquid inside and a thick, airy foam on top.
I eyed the glass.
“Piss fizz. With cum instead of egg whites. Served warm, of course.” Xhilandia explained.
I wrapped my hand around the glass and brought it to my lips. I drank a sip. It was simply exquisite.
“I love it.”
“I can’t believe I just saw my daughter do that at the dinner table.” She sighed. “At least you stopped drinking.”
“Did she… use to drink a lot?” Alexis asked.
“How many people do you know with a fully stocked bar and a full wine cellar at home?” my mother said.
“Ah, I see…”
“Hey, Xhilandia fucked the alcoholism right out of me, so it’s all good now. Just in time to have kids too.”
“Ah, right, Cassandra told me you’re having another child. Congratulations, ma’am, also to your husband.” Alexis said.
We all looked at her.
“W-what? Did… did I say something wrong?”
“Dear,” my mother said, “first of all, you can call me Hannah, you’ll make me feel old if you call me ma’am. Second, I never married, I was barely in any relationships after Cassandra was born. The father of the child is sitting next to you.”
Alexis looked between my mother and me. “W-what? How? What?”
“Divine miracle, by yours truly.” Xhilandia said, before taking a sip. “Ah, I needed this. Nobody else seems to get it quite right.”
“It’s because I partially ferment the soda to make it less sweet, it’s really more like halfway between a soda and cider.”
“Ah, there was a trick to it after all.”
“Excuse me?! Is no one going to address the fact that you, a woman, made your own mother pregnant?!” Alexis said.
“Xhilandia told you, she performed a divine miracle.” I said.
“But… how?”
I patted her head. “It’s ok, you’re just suffering from Marotti-Fischer syndrome.”
“Yep. You’ll get used to it, don’t worry.”
“W-wait. What is Marotti-Fischer syndrome?”
“It’s just a joke magic users like to tell each other. When people who have had little exposure to magic suddenly interact with powerful casters, they tend to have their world view shaken quite a bit, that’s Marotti-Fischer.”
“You’re just teasing me again.” Alexis grumbled.
We smiled at her and she hid her face behind her glass, drinking s few heavy sips.
“Wow, this is a good cosmo.” She said, the impressive drink making her forget the teasing.
“Don’t forget to eat something with it.” My mother said, pushing one of the trays toward her.
She took a piece of quiche and tried it. “Oh, this is really good.”
“Yeah, Tony is amazing, we’ve been buying from him pretty much since he opened. You’d never expect a dwarf to make such tiny and delicate things, they’re more known for their heavy feasts.”
“Wait, Tony as in Antonio Spaccaroccia? That Tony? The bake-off winner Tony?”
“Yep, that Tony.”
“Don’t you need to reserve a tray a month in advance?”
“Ah, he always bakes a bit more in case either I or my mother stop by. I paid for his bakery after my mom nagged me for weeks about how he needed a bigger place before he got famous.”
She took a pizzetta and ate it.
“Damned, this is so good.” She said, after trying a bite.
She froze.
“Did I just say…”
“Xhilandia, look what you did, you corrupted my secretary.” I joked.
Alexis jumped away from the table, dropping the half-eaten pizzetta. She looked at us with horror in her eyes.
“No… I don’t want to be damned to the Abyss, please.”
I got up and wrapped my arms around her. “Alexis, it’s ok. We won’t let you become a tormented soul.”
“But the heavens…”
“They have forsaken you, right now, yes. If you want, we can stop here. Despite my allegiance with the Abyss, I can call in favors from several churches and they’ll cleanse you in short time, and everything will return how it was.”
I took her head in my hands. “I’m sorry I did not think about this sooner. If you want to continue this relationship, though, I swear you will not become just another tormented soul.”
“H-how?”
“The easiest way would be for you to become a demon. My mother, for example, will become an arachne under the Lady of Spiders after her death.”
“I don’t want to be a monster!”
“Hey! Arachne are quite sexy, thank you.” My mother protested.
“Mom, not now.”
“We don’t know what you might become. We’d first have to check your affinity with a demon lord or prince by summoning them. Not all demons are monstrous. Look at Xhilandia, she’s sexy as fuck, as are all her daughters.”
“Sadly, she has no affinity with me.”
“Still, we could see what your options would be. Then, if you don’t like them, we can try other ways. You can always back away from it and search redemption.”
“O… ok.”
My mother clapped and jumped up from her chair. “Yeii! Ritual time!”
She downed her gin and tonic in one go. “Let’s go.”