I woke up for the second day in a row well rested and well before my alarm. I opened my eyes to the wonderful vision of Xhilandia’s boobs against my face. I buried myself further into that little corner of heaven that came out of the Abyss and let out a soft purring noise. I heard a soft chuckle and a hand passed over my hair, caressing my head.
A moment later I felt the wetness. I shot and looked in horror at how both our legs were dirty with my piss that was flowing out freely in a tiny but constant stream from my gaping urethra. Surprisingly, the sheets seemed to still be dry.
“Oh gods, Xhilandia! I peed all over you. I’m so sorry!” I said, full of embarrassment.
I felt her hand reach back for my head and slow push me back into her chest. “Silly, you don’t have to say sorry. I can’t be mad for the modifications I made myself to my wonderful toy, can I?”
“But…”
“Shh. My pet. I like everything of you, your juices on me only make me happy. Also, I enchanted the sheets so you don’t have to worry about that.”
“Mhhh. If you continue like this I think…” I stopped myself as I realized what I was about to say. With mounting fear I realized that it was probably true.
“Emergency meeting.”
“What?” Xhilandia said, surprised.
“Emergency meeting. Now.” I said, shooting off the bed and going towards the kitchen.
Xhilandia soon joined me and we sat at the oversized mahogany dining table facing each other.
“What has gotten you so fired up so early in the morning?” she asked, half laughing.
I took a deep breath. “Xhilandia. I think I might be falling in love with you.”
She froze. “What?”
“I’m as surprised as you are and honestly, I’m kinda panicking right now.” I confessed.
She sighed and passed a hand through her lovely dark red hair. “For all the damned, Cassy. What the fuck. I’m the Queen of Torment. I hurt people, I torture people, I corrupt people, I bring pain and suffering. Why the hell are you catching feelings for me now?!”
Well, I gestured at my naked self. “You certainly are good at corrupting.”
“Can you try to be serious?!” she shouted, making the whole apartment vibrate as the shadows elongated and the voices of the damned resounded after her words like an echo.
“I’m panicking here, Xhi!” I shouted back. My breath picked up and I soon found myself hyperventilating.
As my vision blurred, I saw Xhilandia get off her chair and pick me up before setting us both down on the floor with me sitting on her lap. She tried her usual caresses but they did nothing.
My crisis was slowly worsening when suddenly I heard, “ducks” in a completely serious voice.
I turned to look at her trying to tell her to fuck off with just my eyes, only to see that her mouth had turned into a beak.
“Quack.”
I started laughing aloud like an idiot and the crisis slowly subsided. When I regained my breath from the laugh the hyperventilation was gone.
I wiped a tear of laughter from my eye. “Thanks.”
“Anything for you. Quack.” She said, her mouth still a beak.
I laughed again. Then the laugh turned into quiet tears. “This is why. All this care. The extra things you do to make me feel good and not just…” I looked down at my crotch, “good.”
I took in a deep breath. “I have always liked you and considered you one of my dearest friends. Now…”
“Cassy, I’m a demon prince, how can I be one of your dearest friends?”
“Because you were there for me, always, since the beginning, whenever I needed you.”
“You are my summoner. It is only natural.”
I looked at her straight into her eyes and raised an eyebrow.
She sighed. “Fine, yes, it is not natural.”
“Gaaah!” she shouted.
“Do you remember when you first summoned me?”
I nodded.
“Do you have any idea how surprised I was when I saw that the one who had managed to summon me was a child of not even ten years of age?! And what does this stupid child say to the Queen of Torment when she finally appears in front of her with fire and brimstone?!”
I smiled. “Pretty.”
“I was an archangel of love once, you know? Radiant and beautiful, not this corrupted mess I am now.”
“Xhi, you’re not...”
She put a finger on my lips to stop me. “I know you think that. I know you always thought that. Kids with a pure heart aren’t supposed to think that. The laws of the universe itself dictate that my form should bring terror and anguish to mortals and my attractive features should only entice those who are already on the road to chaos and evil.”
She sighed and looked up, resting her head against a cabinet. “And yet there you were. At first I thought you were some kind of shapeshifter, but then I checked and nope, just a kid, a kid with a heart purer than average too. It didn’t make any sense. It was the first time someone like that called me pretty since my fall millions of years ago. I found you endearing, I immediately wanted to spend more time with you, to help you. You know that the contract you gave me that day was stupid as all the Abyss, right?”
I laughed. “Yeah.”
“Plus, you were a girl.”
“You useless lesbian.”
She smiled at me. “Hey, it’s literally the reason for my fall.”
She let her head fall back again and let out another sigh.
“Anyways. I was actually happy the other day when you called me after so long and offered yourself to me. I have desired you for decades now. I didn’t want to believed it at first. Yet, it was true. Even having said all that though, I am physically unable of love by my own nature.”
All those years, I had never known. Suddenly, my mind felt clear and I knew what I wanted.
I turned to be astride her legs and rose up on my knees. I took her head in my hands and kissed her.
“Can you desire me?”
“Yes.”
I kissed her again.
“Can you like me?”
“Yes.”
I kissed her again.
“Can you care for me?”
“Yes.”
I kissed her again.
“Do you find me attractive?”
“More than Ishitara herself.”
I blushed but still kissed her again.
“Do you want to do all that and spend all of your immortal life with me?”
She looked at me, unsure. I lowered myself and let my breath caress her lips, just shy of kissing.
She swallowed. She looked so insecure, so human. “Yes.”
I closed those few millimeters and kissed her.
“Do you swear on your immortal soul that all you have said here this morning in this house is true and that you have said it of your own free will? And if true, do you swear that you will spend your eternal life with me, liking me, desiring me, caring for me, and being attracted to me?”
“I swear it.”
A powerful magical surge passed through us as the fabric of the universe itself confirmed her oath.
I kissed her, tears running down my eyes.
“Then desire me, like me, and care for me for all eternity and I will love you with all of my being and be with you until the end of times. This I swear on all my names and titles and on my very soul.”
Another surge confirmed my own oath as the universe recognized my soul as one of sufficient strength to garner its attention.
I sat back down on her lap, hugged her tightly and put my head on her neck.
“I was right in panicking. I truly do love you.”
“You do.”
We stayed like there for a while, breathing each other’s scent, until Xhilandia tapped my shoulder and said, “I think we should get ready for work.”
I nodded and passed a hand over the tears in my eyes. “Yeah.”
I got off her and saw a mess of fluids on the floor.
“Damned, I forgot about that.”
“I didn’t.” Xhilandia said, moving her legs up and down on my piss, making splashing sounds.
I laughed and offered her my hand to help her stand, which she took. We hugged some more, then she said, “So…”
“Yes?”
“Should we plan a honeymoon?”
I froze as I came down from my love dream and crashed into the reality in which I had just promised a demon prince my undying love for all eternity with the will of the universe itself as my witness, effectively marrying her.