Levi opened his eyes to a sea of white.
Soft clouds rolled under his feet.
’...Where am I?’
He stood there and let his brain catch up.
’Oh right. I died.’
He’d been walking home from another sixteen-hour stretch, college in the morning and part-time job running straight through the night. The stairs outside his apartment got him. One bad step, a crack through his skull and then nothing.
He looked down at his hands. Both totally fine.
’Is this heaven?’
"Are you awake, Levi~?"
He spun around fast and nearly fell off the cloud.
The voice came from right behind him, like actually right there breathing on his neck.
His heart jumped before his eyes even found her and then his eyes found her and every single thought he’d ever had in his entire life just quietly packed up and left without saying a word.
She was sitting on a grand white throne like she owned the place, which she probably did.
One thick silky thigh crossed lazily over the other, golden hair pouring all the way down her back and her dress was white silk split into four deep panels that left her smooth thick thighs completely bare, shoulders fully exposed, neckline dropping so low her chest was basically overflowing out of it and not even slightly sorry about that.
She shifted slightly to look at him and her chest moved with her.
Her warm pearl eyes found his and crinkled with amusement.
’A MILF Goddess?!’ Levi rubbed his eyes. ’I actually died and made it to heaven?’
"W-Who are you? And... Where am I?" he blurted.
"This is the place where souls come after they pass away, Levi~" she said, her voice running through him like warm silk.
He exhaled and dropped his shoulders. "I see. Just as I thought."
"But this isn’t the end for you, Lev~" She rose from the throne unhurried.
"What do you mean? Are you telling me this is one of those stories where the main character dies and gets thrown into another world?" he asked.
"BINGO!"
She clapped once and hopped on the spot and her heavy breasts bounced wildly with the movement, spilling forward over the low edge of that neckline before settling back.
She stepped closer and leaned in with a big bright smile and the fabric at her neckline slipped just a little further as she did, opening up a view of warm deep cleavage basically at eye level that had absolutely no regrets about existing.
"I’ve decided to transmigrate you into a brand new world—"
"No thank you." He cut her off completely flat.
She froze. The smile locked up. "Eeh~? You... you don’t want to?"
"I was already exhausted just existing in my last life," he said, face totally empty and shoulders sagging like a man who had made real genuine peace with ceasing to exist. "What do you expect me to do if you throw me into another world? Start over and grind again from zero?"
He waved his hand at nothing.
"I’m done. Just delete my existence."
Silence hung over them.
Her face changed, replaced by something deep and warm. Her pearl eyes softened, staring at him like someone she had quietly worried about from afar for far too long, someone she could finally reach.
He kept his head down. He didn’t see her move.
He just felt what happened next.
Something warm pressed against his face and then the whole world went soft.
Her arms wrapped around him, one hand curling gently around the back of his head and she pulled him into her chest without a word. His face sank between her breasts and the warmth hit him first and then the softness, the full heavy weight of her chest pressing in around both cheeks so genuinely soft that his brain just went completely quiet.
’She’s huge... I can’t breathe.’
The silk of her dress was so thin it was basically decorative. Every breath she took her chest rose and fell gently and pressed a little fuller against his face then eased back like the world’s most aggressively comforting tide.
She smelled like flowers and warm sunlight coming from the curve of her neck right above him.
"There, there~ It’s okay my poor sweet boy..." she murmured low and soft, stroking his hair in slow steady passes. "You don’t have to push yourself so hard anymore. You can let it all out now~"
Every stroke of her hand shifted her slightly and every shift moved her chest against his face, pressing warmth into one cheek then the other, the soft weight bouncing lightly each time and settling back against him.
’She’s so fucking soft... and she smells so good.’
His arms moved on their own. He reached around her waist slowly and held on and the moment his palms touched the fabric of her dress his eyes went wide because there was basically nothing there.
So thin it was almost insulting to call it clothing, her warmth coming right through it, her sides soft and giving under his hands as his fingers pressed in just slightly and sank into her plush curves.
’I can hold her... right?’
He pulled her a little closer and her scent wrapped thicker around him and her chest pressed heavier against his face.
His brain sent one last polite signal.
Heat rushed through him and his cock went fully hard in his pants pressing right against her lower stomach.
She stilled for just a beat.
Then a giggle came low and warm, buzzing straight through her chest and vibrating into both his cheeks at once.
"My, my... are you having pervy thoughts about me already~?"
His whole face went red and he pressed his hands deeper into her soft waist and held on for one more second he absolutely should not have taken.
"I-I mean... I’m a guy, okay?" he mumbled against her chest.
"Hehe, it’s alright~" She laughed softly and patted his head once before stepping back. "Honestly I’m just glad I could give you a little reward after everything you went through. I saw how hard your past life was, Levi..."
Her voice went quiet.
"You were an orphan, left completely alone in that world with nobody to lean on. You worked your fingers to the bone taking late-night part-time jobs just to pay rent on a tiny room and cover your own tuition at seventeen years old. You became the top student at your school just to build yourself a future from nothing... and every time you tried putting yourself out there every girl turned you away. You never even got to hold a girl’s hand once."
Her pearl eyes filled up slowly.
"You worked so hard every single day without one single break... T-That really broke my heart!" She pressed the back of her wrist dramatically to her cheek and sobbed like a beautiful older sister who had been holding that one in the entire time.
"U-Uh, Goddess mommy...?" Levi panicked a little.
The tears vanished instantly and her bright smile came right back like the last ten seconds had been deleted entirely. She clapped her hands once.
"So! I’ve decided! This time I’m going to make absolutely sure you enjoy your life to the fullest! I’m sending you into your all-time favorite anime, the one you watched every single night before sleeping!"
"Y-You mean..." Levi’s eyes went wide. "The Kingdom’s Genius Mage?!"
It was a massive hit. Technically about some forgettable protagonist protecting a flat-chested noble princess from a rotating cast of beautiful female villains but nobody cared about either of them.
The entire fanbase existed solely for the villainous mommies, gorgeous powerful mature noble women who made every other character feel like background furniture.
The simping had been legendary and completely shameless and Levi had been a proud devoted member of that religion since episode one.
Then reality splashed him cold.
"Wait — Goddess, that anime isn’t even finished yet! It only had like thirty or forty episodes before I died! How am I supposed to know what happens next?!"
"Oh, about that~?" She giggled and waved one hand and a massive golden portal tore open behind him with warm swirling light pouring out of it.
She stepped forward and came in close and her lips settled just a breath away from his ear.
"That’s your mission, Levi~ You have to survive and figure the rest out yourself using whatever you already know. And..."
Her warm breath touched his ear and a shiver rolled from the back of his neck all the way down his spine and his ears burned red.
"...If you manage to survive and make a real name for yourself out there I’ll give you that reward the next time we meet which is..."
"..."
"What do you say~?"
His heart was loud in his own chest. He looked at her, at those warm glowing eyes with something genuinely soft sitting underneath all the teasing, and nodded hard. "Deal."
"Hehe~" She stepped back and gave him a small wave as the portal grabbed him like a current. "I’ll be waiting, Levi. Don’t make your Goddess wait too long~"
"I’ll be back!" The light was eating him from the edges now. "And you better remember that promise!"
Her laughter chased him in until the white took everything.
She stood there after with her hand still half raised then lowered it slowly and pressed it against her chest right over her heart and her smile went small and private and completely genuine.
"Be careful out there, Levi~"
FLASH.
Stone floor under his knees and metal biting into his wrists and ankles and torchlight throwing orange and shadow across dark stone walls.
Thick iron chains pinning him down, heavy enough that pulling against them did absolutely nothing.
’What the hell?! Where am—’
"The rat finally decided to wake up, my lady."
He raised his head.
Dark purple hair falling soft over her shoulders and a dark noble dress wrapped around a figure that made the word unfair feel like a serious understatement, a waist impossibly narrow sweeping up into a chest that filled the bodice completely effortlessly. Violet eyes looked down at him with the calm of someone who had already decided how this was going to end.
Levi’s mind went totally blank.
’V... Valessia?’