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Chapter 4: People Really Do Laugh When They’re Speechless

Chat Group: My Character Card Refreshes Every Month

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This, this, this—this wasn’t right, was it?

At this moment, inside St.

Freya Academy, a white-haired, golden-eyed girl stared blankly at the battle invitation before her.Full novel: Chat Group: My Character Card Refreshes Every Month — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

There were still crumbs from breakfast at the corner of her mouth, and her red lips were covered in oil.

She was wearing a blue-and-white swim dress.

A blue energy wing extended from the left side of her back, while three blue parasols floated on her right.

“This, this isn’t right, is it?

Why is it a battle invitation?”

Spirit of the Spring could not understand.

Why would the new believer invite her to battle?

Wasn’t the arena a place prepared for group members who had conflicts?

She had no conflict with him.

Spirit of the Spring: Human!

What are you doing?

Are you provoking me, the Queen?

I Hate Dump Trucks: No.

This is my wish.

I want to fight the Queen.

Casual Temple’s Great Swindler: Ah, power level.

Quantum Flying Headman: Do followers in other worlds really judge the one they follow by strength?

Bomb Royal Court Princess: Pretty much.

If you can’t even beat me, what right do you have to be followed by me?

Fufu: Is… is that how it works?

Quantum Flying Headman: Aren’t you the Hydro Archon because you’re the strongest on your side?

How would I know?

I’m just a human!

Inside the luxurious top-floor room of the Palais Mermonia, Furina screamed internally.

The chat group was a good place.

She did not have to constantly maintain her identity as a god.

Of course, aside from W, everyone in the group was fairly easy to get along with.

She was only pretending to be the Hydro Archon.

The true Hydro Archon was Focalors.

Besides, Fontaine’s strongest fighter was Neuvillette!

Fufu: Of course it’s me.

Who else would it be?

Neuvillette?

I Hate Dump Trucks: Queen, whether I win or lose, I’ll cover your meals for the next week.

Eat as much as you like.

Spirit of the Spring: Really?

I Hate Dump Trucks: Really.

I can also buy you twenty manga volumes, plus some other things.

Spirit of the Spring: Deal.

Today I shall show you what it means when the Queen descends!

Spirit of the Spring has entered the arena.

Looking at the chat group notification, Yunyan revealed a keikaku-doori smile.

Hahahaha, A’Quan was way too easy to trick.

Yunyan stretched his body, fully activated Limitless, and entered the arena.

The arena’s scenery could be chosen.

Spirit of the Spring chose a seaside.

The blue ocean and sky merged into one.

Not a single cloud drifted above.

A sea breeze gently brushed past the coconut palms, making their leaves rustle.

Waves pushed silver foam up onto the beach, then quietly retreated, leaving faint watermarks on the sand.

Yunyan stood on the sand.

Across from him, Spirit of the Spring had already changed into another outfit.

A black-and-white dress.

Black stockings wrapped around her slender, straight legs.

High heels underfoot.

She floated in midair, and three orange-yellow Subspace Lances hovered behind her.

Her exquisite face was filled with cold arrogance.

She stood high above, truly like a queen.

That was Yunyan’s first impression of Spirit of the Spring.

Then…

“It’s so hot.

Why did I choose a beach for battle?

And this outfit even has a fur collar.

Wait, I’m changing clothes first.”

“…”

Her image shattered in one second.

“Why not just change the scenery?” Yunyan complained weakly.

“Oh, right.

Wait a moment.

I’ve got it.

Let’s change it to the Arctic.”

The overly warm seaside became a freezing ice field.

Icebergs towered behind them.

Spirit of the Spring laughed, but a blast of cold wind immediately made her sneeze.

“Are you really a Herrscher?”

With a Herrscher’s physique, she should be fine going into outer space without a spacesuit.

Why was A’Quan afraid of both cold and heat?

Was it just because she was a gag character?

“What are you looking at?”

“I’m freezing to death.

This place won’t do either.

Let me see what else there is.

Got it.

Grassland.

This won’t be too cold or too hot.”

A verdant grassland appeared beneath their feet.

Spirit of the Spring resumed her posture and shouted, “Good.

Now we may begin.

Human, kneel—”

A blue ball of light gathered at Yunyan’s finger, then instantly fired.

It brushed past Spirit of the Spring, leaving behind a fissure several meters deep that extended far behind her, all the way beyond sight.

Spirit of the Spring: “…”

I’m dead, I’m dead, I’m dead!

Nobody told me the newcomer could fight like this!

Can I beat him?

No, wait, I’m a Herrscher!

Himeko even trained me in combat.

There’s no way I can’t—

I forgot everything!

Whoosh.

The space between Yunyan and Spirit of the Spring instantly compressed.

Only three steps remained between them.

His fist enlarged before Spirit of the Spring’s eyes.

Without the slightest hesitation, A’Quan obeyed the choice born entirely from instinct.

“I surrender!”

Mission complete.

The fist stopped in front of her face, the gust of wind it stirred up blowing her silver hair.

“Waaah!

That scared me to death!

Why were you so serious?!”

Spirit of the Spring dropped onto the ground, tears hanging at the corners of her eyes, looking as if she was about to cry.

Her previous arrogance had vanished entirely.

Casual Temple’s Great Swindler: Ah, this is troublesome.

It’ll take a long time to coax her now.

The arena was livestreamed to all group members.

Without Spirit of the Spring realizing it, everyone had already seen her embarrassing state.

Quantum Flying Headman: I remember last time W stole Spirit of the Spring’s cup noodles, she cried for a really long time.

Bomb Royal Court Princess: I was hungry back then.

Who cared that much?

If it was on the table, why wouldn’t I eat it?

Didn’t I buy cup noodles to repay her afterward?

The chat group’s first gathering had taken place at Spirit of the Spring’s place.

Quite a few things had happened then.

Since Spirit of the Spring’s personality resembled a child’s, everyone had given way to her afterward.

Even W did so, because she truly did not want to hear this girl cry again.

It was too noisy.

At this moment, Yunyan’s mind had gone numb.

“I’m sorry.

I really didn’t mean to scare you.

In my understanding, as the Herrscher of the Void, you should be very capable in battle.”

He had thought that even in an event timeline, A’Quan, whose brain was not exactly sharp, should still be hard to fight.

At the very least, he expected that beating her would require some thought.

That was why his first Blue had only been a test.

He had not expected the other party to fail not because she was fearless, but because she had not reacted at all.

“I-I-I am very capable in battle!

I just didn’t want to hurt you!

Waaah, I don’t care, I don’t care!”

A’Quan rolled around crying and fussing on the ground.

The only thing missing was hanging herself.

The Queen’s dignity had completely vanished.

Yunyan’s final filter toward the Herrscher of the Void had shattered along with it.

“One month of free takeout.

As long as I’m free, I’ll send everything to you.

How about that?

Plus twenty manga volumes.”

“Deal.”

Spirit of the Spring rolled up from the ground in one swift motion, then smiled and said something that made Yunyan’s expression almost collapse.

“Hahaha!

This is my formula for victory!”

As she spoke, a snot bubble even popped out of her nose.

Yunyan laughed.

People really did laugh when they were speechless.

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