The adults of the Su family returned from work one after another, and the children who had been running around outside also came back.
Before even entering the house, they smelled meat.
Wang Xiaojiao’s heart skipped — she rushed into the courtyard.
“You damned girl, my chicken—”
Su Meimei quickly covered her mouth.
“Mom, that little bitch is sleeping.”
Seeing the chicken coop, Wang Xiaojiao’s eyes turned red.
“My chicken… the hen I finally raised big enough to lay eggs…”
Su Meimei pointed toward the kitchen.“She left some meat.”
Though she hadn’t checked, such a big chicken couldn’t possibly have been eaten in one sitting.
But Wang Xiaojiao’s heart hurt even more when she saw the pot of soup.
Su Er and Su San eagerly scooped big bowls — only to find all bones.
“Mom, the chicken you raised has no meat?”
Wang Xiaojiao ground her teeth.“That wretch ate everything and threw the bones back in — born but not raised properly…”
Even though they were gnawed bones, she still couldn’t bear to throw them away.
They chewed them with relish — meat was precious these days.
Su Meimei saw the sisters-in-law peeking toward the room and rolled her eyes.
“What are you looking at? I came back empty-handed.”
They immediately wanted to argue, but Su Er through Su Si stopped them.
“Don’t wake that girl. We still have serious business to discuss.”
After all, once Su Fu married, her house would be vacant.
They all coveted it and wished to drive her out immediately.
Night fell.
Inside the woodshed, all adults gathered except the children.
Wang Xiaojiao reported quietly:
“That girl already agreed to meet him tomorrow. I’ve coordinated with the matchmaker — the man’s side won’t mess up.
But there’s one important problem: what if she doesn’t like him?”
No one spoke. Especially Old Man Su, shrinking like a quail in the corner.
Su Meimei came prepared. She took out a packet of white powder.
“As long as she drinks this, I’ll report them for immoral relations afterward.Then if she refuses marriage she’ll be publicly denounced —and if she marries… she’ll suffer the rest of her life.”
Wang Xiaojiao raised a thumbs-up.“My daughter is reliable.”
No one else objected — Su Fu wasn’t their biological daughter anyway.
The plan seemed flawless, and they began arguing over who would get Su Fu’s house.
Su Er: “I’m the eldest — it should be mine.”Su San: “Why? He’s the eldest brother, you’re just second!”Fourth brother: “Youngest sons are treasured — it should be mine!”
Their wives began whisper-fighting until it sounded like boiling porridge.
At the woodshed door, Su Fu yawned.
She had stayed awake just to eavesdrop. Now she could sleep peacefully.
Early next morning, excitement showed on every Su family face.
That wretch would finally marry out — they could live peacefully.
They even worked diligently for once.
When Su Fu woke, she saw breakfast in the pot included an egg and raised an eyebrow.
“Heh, suddenly so kind.”
The egg should be safe — but she didn’t touch the white rice porridge.
What if they already drugged it?If she knew the plot and still got caught, she might as well reincarnate.
Wang Xiaojiao waited at the village entrance for the matchmaker.
When she arrived, she finally relaxed.
Matchmaker:“Everything’s ready. The man left at five. I borrowed him clothes and got him a haircut — your granddaughter won’t be able to look away.”
Wang Xiaojiao beamed.“I trust your work.”
Back home, Su Fu lay lazily sunbathing in a recliner.
The matchmaker approached.“He should be here by now. Shall we go?”
Su Fu had been wondering where Su Meimei went — she wouldn’t skip watching.
Hearing that, she stretched.“Let’s go.”
On the way to town, Su Fu detoured into the supply-and-sales store.
“Grandma, I’m thirsty — I want a whole bottle of soda.”
Wang Xiaojiao’s face darkened.“We’ll drink at the restaurant — making people wait is rude—”
Before she finished, Su Fu turned back.
“A man with that little patience? I won’t marry.”
Wang Xiaojiao: !!!???
This girl must’ve been born a troublemaker in a past life!
She endured it and bought the soda.
The soda was safe — the clerk took it straight from the shelf.
After drinking, returning the bottle earned two cents.
Su Fu: Profit again, hehe~
At the state-run restaurant, before sitting down the matchmaker started introducing nonstop.
Su Fu barely listened and read the menu.
“I want stir-fried prawns, braised pork belly with potatoes, and—”
The matchmaker forgot her place. Wang Xiaojiao grabbed Su Fu’s hand.
“Enough, let’s eat first. We’ll order more later.”
Su Fu sighed.“Only me would tolerate this. Someone else would fight you.”
Wang Xiaojiao forced a smile.“Yes yes, my Fu-Fu is obedient and sensible…”
Su Fu felt disgusted.
She wondered — Su Meimei couldn’t tamper with food here, so where would they act?
Food arrived — eating first mattered most.
She ate without restraint — never mistreat your own stomach.
After she finished, the matchmaker finished talking.
“Girl, what do you think?”
She didn’t need to think. The man didn’t meet requirements.
She wanted fair, clean skin — but this one was so skinny he swayed walking.
And his lecherous eyes stared at women’s backsides — not just hers, even the matchmaker and Wang Xiaojiao’s.
Probably a dog in his past life.
She spoke innocently:
“He’s too ugly.”
The man’s pale moth-like face turned green, stretching his long thin arm.
“You dare dislike me?”
Su Fu stopped acting.
She picked up a brick at the doorway and handed it to him.
“See if this brick is hard.”
He actually tried bending it.“Pretty hard.”
Su Fu nodded, raised the brick high and smashed it —it split into two with a loud crack.
She smiled and placed half the brick before him.
Su Fu (crooked evil grin):“Can you take a beating?”
The restaurant was quiet — even the cashier stared.
This girl is fierce!!
The man shook his head like a rattle drum.
“N-no… I can’t!!”
He jumped up and ran.
Whoever wants blind dates can go — he’d never come again!