Upon hearing Yu Xiaogang’s words, Bibi Dong was stunned on the spot.
But the script still controlled her; she couldn’t hold back her smirk and scoffed, “You think you can take me on?”
…
[???]
[666, Gangzi, what are you saying?
???]
Are you serious?
[You?
A level 29 trash who broke through to fifty years old?
Destroying the Spirit Hall at all costs??]
[Was this said in front of Pope Bibi Dong?]
[This is enough to keep them at bay, even though they’re already quite far away from the person.]
Is this Gangzi’s new way of becoming a god?
Interesting.
Is it possible that Gangzi is serious?
This All-Continent Advanced Soul Master Academy Elite Tournament is clearly a future event.
What if Gangzi really becomes a fart god or a demigod back then?
[Could Yu Xiaogang really destroy the Spirit Hall with a single fart?]
[666, did you laugh when you said that?]
…
[Elite Livestream Room]
[Flander: Gangzi, cough cough, Gangzi, you…
I won’t join the raid, but as your good brother, I’ll support you in spirit.]
[Liu Erlong: …]
[Yu Xiaogang: Don’t take this seriously!
I’m not even in the theater.
This was all made up for the sake of the show!]
[Tang San: Yeah, how could the teacher possibly destroy…
cough cough…
how could he say such a thing?]
Yu Xiaogang: …
…
In the theater,
Yu Xiaogang continued to threaten Bibi Dong: “Don’t think I’m joking with you.
Let me tell you, Bibi Dong, I have never had a wife or children in my life.
Tang San is like my son!”
“Hehe, what a touching scene of father and son affection.”
“Destroy the Spirit Hall at all costs?
Tell me, what are your costs? This chapter was copied from g.com without permission.
With your spirit power of less than level 30?”
Bibi Dong chuckled.
“….”
Now it was Yu Xiaogang’s turn to remain silent.
He retorted, his face flushed red, “Because I have a son, and my son has a father!”
“…”
…
666, that comes at a high price.
Gangzi reminded me; I had no idea Tang San had a father.
I thought he was some kind of orphan.
Orphans and Guzhu are a perfect match!
I wonder what Tang San’s father would think if he saw this live stream, his son being claimed by Da Sao Gang.
Haha, I want to see the scene where Yu Xiaogang and Tang San’s biological father fight over their son!
[What’s so interesting about this?
It would be better if Sao Gang married Tang San’s biological father and the three of them lived a good life together; that’s more important than anything else.]
[Wow…this is so cringeworthy, but you have to admit…it’s got amazing entertainment value!]
Why can’t Gangzi be Tang San’s stepmother?
Wait a minute, following this pattern, could it be that Bibi Dong also treats Gu Xingzhou as her son?
[Wouldn’t that be a bit too explosive?]
They’re acting out a scene from “First Aid Theater” right now!
Why didn’t you mention this when Gangzi and San’er, father and son, were acting together?
How can those be the same?
…
The live stream chat was abuzz with discussion about this.
at the same time.
Tang Hao, who had been secretly protecting Tang San, also frowned after hearing Yu Xiaogang’s words.
He became increasingly dissatisfied with this theoretical master.
If it weren’t for his frivolous behavior, his son wouldn’t have suffered and become a laughing stock throughout the Douluo Continent.
He’s just not being exposed yet.
If he were exposed in a live stream, he, as the father, would inevitably lose face as well.
Losing face was the least of his worries; what he feared most was being associated with Yu Xiaogang, such as performing in a fan-made play with him…
The thought of Yu Xiaogang and his son’s performances gave him goosebumps and made him feel nauseous.
He saw the discussions in the regular live stream, such as Yu Xiaogang becoming Tang San’s stepmother, and he was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger!
This is not only disgusting, but also an insult to Ah Yin!
But ironically, he had absolutely no way to deal with the live stream or the viewers.
The fact that Yu Xiaogang brought him up made him even more uneasy.
Could this be a preview or hint from the live stream?
Thinking of this, Tang Hao felt another chill.
…
Hearing Yu Xiaogang’s answer, Bibi Dong laughed in anger, but when she thought of Gu Xingzhou who was poisoned, her eyes instantly turned cold.
“I might as well tell you, Yu Xiaogang.”
“If anything happens to Gu Xingzhou, you and your good son Tang San can play the role of a loving father and son for the rest of your lives in the secret room.”
After Bibi Dong finished speaking, she anxiously turned and left, holding Gu Xingzhou in her arms.
Only Yu Xiaogang remained, equally anxious.
He ignored Bibi Dong and focused on the unconscious Tang San.
He then skillfully bent down and lowered his head…
…
[666, I knew it!]
[It’s a pity they weren’t the main characters this time, and it wasn’t a live-action performance!]
We can’t keep rewarding them forever!
[And wasn’t Bibi Dong’s punishment also a reward for them?]
Indeed, a god of solitary bamboo and a god of farts locked in a secret room are a perfect match, aren’t they?
[One has ten years of experience in the Guzhu region, the other is constantly spewing farts; they could practice together every day!]
[Years later, the two of them ascended to the realm of gods simultaneously in a secret chamber, right?]
[Isn’t this a bit too subtle?]
…
At this moment, Tang San and Yu Xiaogang, who were watching the live broadcast, were extremely embarrassed, especially Tang San, who felt as if the nausea was rising again.
Fortunately, the live stream did not show the details of Yu Xiaogang giving him first aid; otherwise, he might have vomited again.
The ink painting scroll now focuses on Bibi Dong and Gu Xingzhou.
Gu Xingzhou was not old, but in terms of both height and appearance, he was already a handsome young man.
Although he still inevitably had some childishness, it was precisely because of this that Bibi Dong’s protective instincts were aroused even more.
She looked at Gu Xingzhou in her arms, her eyes filled with heartache.
She didn’t say anything, but quickly checked Gu Xingzhou’s injuries.
When her gaze swept over his body uncontrollably, Bibi Dong felt incredibly nervous…
Should we begin emergency treatment immediately?
Does she really have to kiss him in front of everyone in the entire Douluo Continent?
Although he’s so handsome, she is, after all, the Pope of the Spirit Hall, and he’s even been watching Yu Xiaogang…
But he kissed Tang San, so why can’t I kiss Gu Xingzhou?
Thinking of this, Bibi Dong finally felt some relief from her mental burden.
Since we can’t change it, let’s try to accept it…
Then, Bibi Dong quickly realized something was wrong, because Gu Xingzhou was poisoned, not choking like Tang San, who needed artificial respiration.
He’s been poisoned and is in a semi-comatose state, but his breathing is normal.
Performing artificial respiration would be meaningless and unreasonable.
Logically speaking, if you are poisoned and there is no antidote, the first thing to do is to expel the toxins.
Now, she is looking for a wound.
There are no wounds on her body, and her clothes are not torn.
So where is the wound?
Bibi Dong’s gaze quickly fell on a spot where poisonous blood was flowing—it was Gu Xingzhou’s toe…