Chen Muxuan had recently taken on a new job, a side gig he did in his spare time outside of his regular work.
A wealthy client had placed an order for him to help sculpt a face in the game.
Yes, it was the face of a very handsome man.
He had a habit of adjusting the body proportions and height first before he started working on the facial features.
Although this kind of work was somewhat tedious, the pay was quite good, especially when dealing with rich bosses who spared no expense.
They would often pay top dollar to hire professionals to create unique and exquisite characters for themselves in the game.
As it happened, Chen Muxuan was one of those professionals.
He had been playing this game for over a decade, so he had built up quite a reputation.
“Ha~”
He couldn’t help but yawn and rubbed his eyes.
“Finally done.
Time to find the boss for a final check.”
He had stayed up all night gaming with friends yesterday and barely rested today, so his eyelids were constantly drooping.
Finally, after the client transferred the remaining payment, Chen Muxuan couldn’t fight off the drowsiness anymore and fell asleep on his desk.
Successfully bound to the Death-Seeking System!
Target: Douluo Continent!
Game template is loading…
A faint voice echoed by his ear, but Chen Muxuan didn’t pay it much mind.
His brain was too exhausted to process anything, so he drifted into dreamland early.
Ding!
It felt like he had slept for half a century.
The moment he opened his eyes, Chen Muxuan was completely dumbfounded.
“What the hell!
Where the heck am I?”
All around him were ancient furnishings, and not far away, on a large bed, lay a peerlessly beautiful woman in a reclining pose.
Hearing his voice, she suddenly snapped her eyes open and stared at him warily.
“Who are you!?”
Bibi Dong was greatly alarmed!
Just who was this person?
How had he managed to slip in right under her nose?
One thing was certain, this person had at least the strength of a Titled Douluo!
Daring to barge into the Spirit Hall alone, especially into her private bedchamber, was already astonishing enough.
But the fact that he had succeeded without her noticing was absolutely terrifying.
Still, she couldn’t let any panic show on her face.
When experts clashed, victory or defeat often hinged on a single moment.
So she had to stay composed and not reveal any weakness!
Chen Muxuan scratched his head, his expression filled with confusion.
He had no idea what was happening.
He just felt that the person before him looked incredibly familiar.
Golden blonde hair, crimson red eyes, and an extremely alluring figure…
Oh~
It was Pope Bibi Dong…
(For reference, this is based on the manga version of Bibi Dong.
Personally, I think the manga character design looks better.)
Wait a minute!
Had he undergone a soul transmigration?
This was bad.
He was just an ordinary person with no spirit power whatsoever, yet he had somehow barged into someone’s private chambers.
How was he supposed to get out of this situation?
“Who exactly are you, sir?” Bibi Dong remained motionless, her eyes fixed on him like a hawk.
Facing the wary Bibi Dong, please choose one of the following options to answer.
A.
Darling wife, how about we clap hands together for some love?
Selecting this option rewards you with a belt and a card holder.
B.
What if I said I was just passing by?
Would you believe me?
Selecting this option rewards you with a thousand arrows piercing the heart.
C.
I’m your future husband, traveling through time and space to see you.
Selecting this option rewards you with a packet of fertilizer.
D.
Choose nothing.
Just wait for your death!
Huh?
This…
This was Chen Muxuan’s first time encountering a system, and in such an awkward situation too.
He truly had no idea which option to pick.
First of all, the first one was simply absurd.
He would probably be obliterated the moment he said it.
Second, he could forget about the second option too.
He had already swaggered in here, so would she possibly believe that?
Then there was the third option, which was even more ridiculous.
No normal person would believe that.
As for the last one…
Yeah, just waiting to die.
It was way too straightforward!
“System, I don’t know what to choose.
This is my first time dealing with something like this.
Can you help me out?”
Chen Muxuan directly appealed to the system for help.
“Don’t you have a newbie protection period?
You wouldn’t want to see me bite the dust before I even get started, would you?”
He had to give himself credit for that!
He was such a genius!
To be honest, he still hadn’t fully adapted to this situation.
If it weren’t for the tangible killing intent radiating from Bibi Dong, Chen Muxuan might have thought this was all just a dream.
He glanced at a mirror not far away and realized that the face staring back wasn’t his own…
To be precise, it was the work he had recently completed for a client.
From any angle, it looked incredibly handsome and charming.
Ah, as expected of me!
(Hands on hips)
The system was silent for a few seconds before finally giving its instructions.
Choose A for this question.
Its voice was completely devoid of emotion, but Chen Muxuan had no time to overthink it…
Facing Bibi Dong’s death glare, this twenty-first-century homebody decided to throw caution to the wind!
If he was going to die, then so be it!
Taking a deep breath, Chen Muxuan calmly said, “Darling wife…”
Boom!
Hearing those words, Bibi Dong’s mind completely exploded.
Although she maintained her vigilant posture, a storm of shock and fury was raging inside her.
This was a reckless scoundrel asking for death!
In an instant, Bibi Dong began to manifest her spirit rings.
Sensing the imminent danger, Chen Muxuan also received the system’s reward notification.
“Whoa!
It’s Decade!”
“State your name!” Bibi Dong’s voice was as cold as ice.
In her eyes, Chen Muxuan was already a dead man.
Even if he was exceptionally handsome and his strength was utterly unfathomable.
He couldn’t help but swallow hard, trying his best not to show any fear.
“I don’t want to fight you.
Can we just sit down and talk calmly?”
“Since you refuse to tell me your name, then go to hell and have a nice chat with that old man’s useless son!” Bibi Dong said no more and attacked directly.
With no other choice, Chen Muxuan called out, “Remember this, I’m just a passing Kamen Rider.”
With that, he took out a card and casually inserted it into his belt.
After the scan, a flash of red light appeared.
“Hensin!
(Transform!)”
A mechanical voice followed.
“KAMENRIDE…”
“DECADE!”
Actually, Chen Muxuan really wanted to complain.
Was it really okay to pit the combat power of two different worlds against each other?
But there was no time to dwell on it.
He quickly pulled another card from his card holder and held it in front of his belt to scan.
“KABUTO!”
He pulled out yet another card and inserted it into the belt.
“ATTACKRIDE!”
He completed the switch within just a few seconds.
Just as Bibi Dong’s fist was about to hit his face, Chen Muxuan instantly flashed away from his original position.
The spot where he had been standing exploded, the ground shattering violently.
Chen Muxuan suddenly felt a bit relieved that he had transformed so quickly.
If he had been even a few seconds slower, he wasn’t sure if his armor could have withstood that punch.
“I really don’t want to fight you.
Can we just sit down and have a proper conversation?” Chen Muxuan spoke again.
If anyone saw him fighting a forty or fifty-year-old auntie, they might say he was bullying the elderly.
Besides, Chen Muxuan didn’t actually dislike Bibi Dong.
On the contrary, he rather liked this old auntie.
(Especially her looks.)
Bibi Dong raised her eyes to look at him.
“Pathetic insect.
You got lucky and escaped this time, but you won’t be so fortunate next time…
No, I should say there won’t be a next time for you!”
Although she had no idea how he had teleported, that didn’t stop her from unleashing her ultimate attack.