[Fire Dance]: Heh, I’m not going to argue with a crazy woman like you.
Let’s keep watching.
I want to see what this “theoretical master” can come up with from his useless martial soul!
Inside the Blazing Fire Academy, Huo Wu watched Liu Erlong’s idiotic remarks on the screen and felt utterly exhausted.
She simply shut up and continued watching the video on the screen.
On the split screen of the celestial dome, the footage of World One was still playing continuously.
Looking at the confident Yu Xiaogang before him, Yu Yuanzhen couldn’t help but sigh.
[For the past four years, he has endured pressure from all the elders of the sect, pouring enormous resources into his useless son, hoping to salvage even a shred of his dignity.]
However, instead of diligently cultivating, Yu Xiaogang spent his days tinkering with theories.
His stated purpose was to find an absolutely perfect soul beast as his first soul ring, thereby allowing his martial soul to undergo a positive mutation!
Having already invested so many resources, Yu Yuanzhen was unwilling to give up halfway, so he had no choice but to reluctantly accept it.
However, this wait lasted four years.
Only after accumulating rare and precious materials did Yu Xiaogang finally break through to level ten.
“Have you decided which soul beast you want to hunt?” Yu Yuanzhen suppressed his frustration and asked in a deep voice.
“Don’t worry, Father!” Upon hearing this, Yu Xiaogang immediately straightened his chest, his eyes gleaming with wisdom.
“After four years of research, I have found a top-grade soul beast that perfectly matches my martial soul!”
“Oh?
Tell me more.” Seeing his son’s confidence, Yu Yuanzhen also felt a glimmer of hope.
[Yu Xiaogang, with his hands behind his back, began to speak eloquently.]
“Father, based on my research, although Luo Sanpao has a mutated martial soul, he still carries the lightning attribute foundation of the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex.
However, he is small in size and has weak defense, so we must choose a soul beast that combines lightning attribute, blunt armor defense, and close-range impact ability to perfectly make up for his shortcomings!”
Upon hearing this, Yu Yuanzhen nodded, seemingly agreeing with Yu Xiaogang’s analysis.
“So I searched through all the records and finally found a spirit beast called the Blunt-Armored Thunder-Patterned Badger.”
“This kind of soul beast has a robust appearance, covered in thick gray-brown armor, with faint lightning patterns hidden in its fur.
Ancient records describe it as ‘skilled in charging, containing subtle lightning power, and using its body to defend against enemies.’ It can be said to perfectly meet all my requirements.
It’s practically a soul beast tailor-made for Luo Sanpao!”
At this point, Yu Xiaogang could no longer hide his excitement.
He believed that as long as he could successfully absorb the spirit ring, he would definitely be able to improve the quality of his martial spirit.
Although Yu Yuanzhen felt something was amiss after hearing this, he still nodded and praised with satisfaction, “Not bad, all those years of studying haven’t been wasted!”
Yu Yuanzhen immediately carried Yu Xiaogang and flew towards the Star Dou Great Forest.
Before long, the two successfully captured a blunt-armored thunder-patterned badger.
Looking at the badger so close to him, Yu Xiaogang couldn’t suppress a smile.
Recalling the various mocking remarks he had heard within the sect in the past, a murderous glint flashed in Yu Xiaogang’s eyes.
“Hahaha!
This day has finally come!
Just wait!
You bunch of blind fools, once I absorb the spirit ring and change the quality of my martial soul, I will make you pay for all the humiliations you’ve suffered!”
Without hesitation, he plunged his blade down, instantly killing the blunt-armored, lightning-patterned badger.
A yellow spirit ring appeared in the air, and Yu Xiaogang sat down, releasing his martial spirit.
He then used his soul power to slowly guide the spirit ring to attach itself to his martial spirit.
A full hour passed before Yu Xiao finally absorbed the spirit ring completely.
“How was it?
Did you feel any changes?
What’s the soul skill?” Seeing that Yu Xiaogang had successfully absorbed it, Yu Yuanzhen quickly stepped forward and asked repeatedly.
Over the years, he had suffered endless ridicule because of his son, and he longed more than anyone for Yu Xiaogang’s martial spirit to be improved.
However, when Yu Xiaogang slowly opened his eyes, his face was ashen, his whole body trembled, and his eyes were filled with disbelief.
“Damn it!
How could this happen…
This is impossible!
According to my invincible theory, my martial soul should have undergone a positive mutation after absorbing the soul ring!
Why did I get such a soul skill?!”
As the sect leader, Yu Yuanzhen could easily see that something was amiss.
His initial excitement vanished, and his voice was no longer a question, but an unquestionable command.
“Unleash your soul skill!”
Sensing the chilling killing intent emanating from his father, Yu Xiaogang panicked completely and retreated in fear.
He initially intended to make up a reason to get away with it, but under Yu Yuanzhen’s murderous gaze, Yu Xiaogang ultimately didn’t dare to do so and could only summon Luo Sanpao with a look of despair.
[“First Soul Skill: Farting Like Thunder – Heaven-Shattering Earth-Splitting Three Cannons!!!”]
[As soon as he finished speaking, Luo Sanpao’s belly suddenly swelled up, and then his buttocks turned backward—]
[“Pfft—Boom!!!”]
At that moment, Yu Yuanzhen froze on the spot, unable to recover for a long time.
Many viewers were stunned by this scene.
They had considered many possibilities for Yu Xiaogang’s soul skill beforehand, such as collision or increased defense, but they never expected it to be this kind of soul skill.
fart?!
Laughter was now completely uncontrollable on the Shrek Academy playground.
“Oh, my stomach…
I can’t take it anymore…”
Ning Rongrong squatted on the ground, clutching her stomach, laughing so hard tears streamed down her face.
She swore this was absolutely the funniest thing she had ever seen in her life, bar none!
“Pfft!
Hahaha!
Dean, I’m sorry, I just couldn’t hold it in any longer!
This farting soul skill is just too damn funny!”
Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and the others, who had been suppressing their laughter due to Flander’s authority, could no longer hold back.
Even Zhu Zhuqing, who is usually aloof, couldn’t help but let her lips curl into a wild smile at this moment.
When she heard Yu Xiaogang’s logical analysis in the sky just now, she really thought that this master was only limited by his talent and that he did have unique insights in theory.
She did not expect the reversal to come so quickly.
Xiao Wu, who was standing to the side, didn’t help but laugh out loud when she saw the scene on the sky, even though she already knew Yu Xiaogang’s background.
Hearing the unrestrained laughter around him, Yu Xiaogang felt as if he had fallen into an ice cave.
It’s over.
It’s all over.
His reputation as a master is likely to vanish completely at this moment!
Intense resentment, extreme humiliation, and insane hatred instantly filled Yu Xiaogang’s heart.
“Damn Sky Screen!
Why!
Why did you have to show these images in front of the entire continent?!”
Yu Xiaogang’s eyes were bloodshot, and he roared with impotent rage in his heart:
“Just you wait!
After this comparison is over, if your Sky-Breaking Curtain dares not give me ‘Martial Soul Evolution’ as compensation, I, Yu Xiaogang, swear that I will use all my wisdom and means to make your Sky-Breaking Curtain pay a heavy price to avenge today’s humiliation!”