Speaking of this, Yan Beifei turned his head to look at Tang San, “Tang San, you must absolutely not take this trash as your master.”
“He will only treat you as a laboratory white mouse to prove his theories, which he copied from goodness knows where and pieced together haphazardly.”
“Just to satisfy his pitiful self-esteem.”
“Clap, clap.” Yu Xiaogang clapped as he said, “Good, very good.
Since you understand so much, then let me teach you your final lesson.”
“What lesson?” Yan Beifei was stunned.
“Before you have sufficient strength, never attempt to provoke someone stronger than you.” Yu Xiaogang clearly already harbored killing intent toward Yan Beifei.
He had already waited for more than a decade.
It was not easy to encounter a twin spirits Genius like Tang San.
Yet he was insulted like this by this brat in front of Tang San and the crowd.
If he did not assert himself, Tang San’s master-apprenticeship would definitely be ruined.
He did not have another twenty years to wait.
Even if he waited, he would no longer have that much time to Cultivate another Genius.
Could he not deal with a newly enrolled zero-ring Spirit Scholar when he could not handle those Spirit Masters of the same rank or higher who bullied and ridiculed him?
Thinking of this, two yellow spirit rings rose from his feet, and Yu Xiaogang summoned a fat creature that looked neither like a pig nor a dog.
“What do you want to do?”
At this moment, Yan Beifei remembered that he was just a Blue Silver Grass Spirit Scholar who had yet to acquire any spirit rings.
However, Yu Xiaogang completely ignored Yan Beifei, saying, “Everyone step back, lest you get caught in the crossfire later.”
Seeing the two yellow century-old spirit rings on Yu Xiaogang’s body, how could the surrounding students dare to stay here any longer?
They scattered and retreated in all directions, then watched with rapt attention.
After all, in a small place like Nuoding City, opportunities to watch a Spirit Master release a century-old Spirit Ability up close were rare.
Lin Yuan also retreated with the crowd, watching Yan Beifei with amusement in his heart.
“A Battle Spirit Great Master cannot be humiliated.
Today, I will let you taste the power of the so-called pig Spirit in your mouth.” As Yu Xiaogang spoke, he controlled his pig Spirit, aiming its buttocks at Yan Beifei.
“No, it shouldn’t be like this…”
Sweat beads the size of beans slid down his forehead, and Yan Beifei finally knew fear.
According to the plot development, Yu Xiaogang was trash who always liked to heavily strike internally while being weak externally, only harming the people around him.
After his true face was exposed by him, shouldn’t he be questioned by Tang San, pointed at by the onlookers, and then run away?
And he himself would be able to enjoy the thrill of acting cool and slapping faces.
In his past life, all Douluo fanfiction novels were written this way.
No, he had managed to transmigrate with great difficulty, and he even had a Golden Finger.
Becoming a god in the future was a certainty, how could he lose his life here?
“Tang San, sav—”
Before he could shout the word “me”, Yan Beifei saw Tang San looking at him with a cold gaze, a look that seemed as if he were looking at a dead person.
Yu Xiaogang on the side had been paying attention to Tang San, and seeing that he had no intention of stopping him, he knew he had placed the right bet.
Without hesitation, he raised his hand and waved.
The first yellow spirit ring on his body flew out, settling onto Luo San Pao, and he shouted sternly, “Fart like thunder, shatter the heavens and earth, Luo San Pao.”
Luo San Pao’s body suddenly swelled into a ball.
Yu Xiaogang had somehow acquired two face masks in his hands, giving one to Tang San immediately and putting on the other himself.
Knowing the power of this farting pig, Lin Yuan hid far away at the very first moment and covered his mouth and nose.
At the same time, he secretly gave a thumbs-up to Yu Xiaogang in his heart: Well done, Gangzi, it should be like this, blast him to death with a single fart.
Blast him to death, and I can loot his corpse.
“Yu Xiaogang, you wait for me.
As long as this young master doesn’t die today, I will definitely take your dog life another day.”
Seeing that trash Yu Xiaogang was going to play for real with him, he wished his parents had given him an extra leg, turning around and sprinting away at full speed.
But with his short arms and short legs, how could he possibly outrun a fart?
Only a thunderous, earth-shattering roar was heard.
A yellow light shield suddenly erupted from Luo San Pao’s buttocks.
With the momentum of a thunderbolt, it enveloped Yan Beifei within it.
Under the blast of Luo San Pao’s fart, Yan Beifei’s body was tossed up like a broken sack, thrown more than a dozen meters away.
The back of his head hit the ground first, and fresh blood stained the earth.
It looked like he wouldn’t survive.
Before losing consciousness, a revolving lantern of memories appeared in Yan Beifei’s mind.
In his previous life, he was just an ordinary college student who unfortunately died suddenly due to an addiction to the internet, and thus came to this Douluo Continent.
Coming along with him was a figurine of the Palm Heaven Bottle from A Record of a Mortal’s Journey to Immortality, which he bought by scrimping and saving hundreds of bucks, featuring the shape of a Magic Treasure fragment capable of hiding the Palm Heaven Bottle, which could be disassembled.
To put it bluntly, it was just two pieces of plastic.
But after arriving on the Douluo Continent, it possessed the exact same ability as the Palm Heaven Bottle that Han Li had back in the Human Realm.
Relying on absorbing moonlight.
Every seven days, it could condense a drop of creation heaven-sustaining dew.
Not only could it increase the age of vegetation, but it also had miraculous uses for plant-type Spirits.
One only needed to drop the creation heaven-sustaining dew into a bathtub and soak in it for a night.
And it could elevate the quality of one’s Spirit.
Take his Spirit for example; originally it was just ordinary Blue Silver Grass, not even counting as a Spirit Beast.
After bathing with the creation heaven-sustaining dew for three consecutive months, his Blue Silver Grass Spirit had risen to a level equivalent to a thousand-year-old Blue Silver Grass Spirit Beast.
This was also the reason why he spontaneously generated Innate Soul Power without knowing how to Cultivate.
Relying on the accelerated growth of the creation heaven-sustaining dew, theoretically, it would take less than ten years to elevate his own Blue Silver Grass Spirit to the Blue Silver King level of over fifty thousand years.
At most twenty years, and it could be elevated to the Blue Silver Emperor.
This was still under the condition of not cultivating, because attaching spirit rings could also improve Spirit quality.
If he could attach matching spirit rings for his Blue Silver Grass Spirit, this process could be shortened significantly.
Along with that Magic Treasure fragment, it also possessed a concealment effect.
No matter what it was covered on, it could be concealed without a trace.
He originally thought that relying on these two things, he could live a safe and worry-free life.
Little did he expect that just because he learned from fanfiction protagonists to act cool, he was blown to death by Yu Xiaogang’s fart.
“Xiao Wu, I love you, Zhuqing, I love you, Rongrong, I love you, Xiao Wu, I hate you…”
This was Yan Beifei’s final heartfelt thought.
Meanwhile.
Because Yu Xiaogang blew Yan Beifei to death with a single fart, the outside world had already exploded into chaos.
“Ah, murder…”
Except for the gatekeeper, the onlookers were all students, and the oldest among them did not exceed twelve years of age.
Upon seeing someone die, they immediately scattered in a flurry.
Leaving only a few braver ones who covered their noses and watched from afar.
Lin Yuan was naturally among them, purposely putting on a look of extreme panic and fear.
Even his body began to tremble slightly along with it.
This wasn’t actually an act.
But he was truly trembling.
However, it wasn’t a tremble of fear, but a tremble of excitement.
Because he would immediately be able to loot the corpse and open a blind box.
As for that gatekeeper, he had long been frightened back into his original post.