Translation: NarutoooTL · Editing: 02radnovel
One day, a Gallery suddenly appeared before my eyes.
…And I became able to see who wrote the posts on it.
[NEVER!
Click the post titled ‘Today’s Fap Material’!!!!][6] —MagicalGirlOfJustice■
This was a post written by the Second Imperial Princess, the Head of the Disciplinary Committee.
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[Today’s Fap Material.JPG][4] —DivinePowerVessel■
And this was written by the Saintess Candidate, the very symbol of benevolence.
[I want to die (Don’t talk to me X No interaction X Just talking to myself O)][8] —EveryoneDiesAloneInTheEnd■
This one was by the Library Club President, who took second place in the freshman class despite her lower body paralysis.
[Ah~!
I want to set the World Tree on fire!][0] —UseNiceWordsOnly■
A High Elf and a genius spirit mage who contracted with a High Spirit at the age of nineteen after receiving the blessing of the World Tree.
[Save me, save me, save me, save me, save me, save me….][4] —NeverGetAnA■
This was the Legendary Graduate Student who reportedly writes theses for 26 hours a day on a single cup of coffee.
[Poor gallery dweller, check out my lunch today ughhhhh][3] —GalacticDirtSpoon■
The daughter of a merchant family rumored to possess wealth equal to or greater than the Imperial Family.
[Uwaaa…
Baby Nepmi-chan had anothew scawy dweam uwaaaaaa~!][0] —BabyNepmi■
A necromancer said to be able to raise hundreds of corpses with a single gesture.
[Is,,, this,,, how,,, you,,, write,,, a,,, post,,,?][2]
[Hypnosis Practice Day 183.txt][0]
[Upvote if you seriously want that Divine Power Vessel to GTFO of the gallery][11]
[Magical Girl Urara Episode 214 (Magical Girl gets split in half)][51]
[???
: “Hey!
Do that!
Hurry!”][1]
[Guy gets a belly punch, girl gets hit in the uterus, she goes ‘Ah’ and loves it][0]
And countless other shitposts.
‘…What the hell, they’re all crazy bitches.’
Just as I was about to seal this ability away, thinking I’d never use such a bizarre power again…
A familiar name caught my eye.
[Kyahahaha, going to rape my childhood friend of 15 years right now lol][2] —ChildhoodFriendRapist■
Evelyn Marigold.
…It was the name of my childhood friend of 15 years.
* * *
[Author: ChildhoodFriendRapist■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
[Kyahahaha, going to rape my childhood friend of 15 years right now lol][2]
I’ve held back long enough that it’s basically legal to rape him at this point lol.
I’m gonna fuck him like a dog until his balls are empty.
Anonymous(892.151): Crazy bitch, you’ve been barking about wanting to fuck him every day lol.
You’re actually going?
Make sure to post a review lol.
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Sex!
“….?”
The post was written in a vulgar tone that I could never have imagined coming from the Evelyn I knew.
Thinking I might have misread the name, I rubbed my eyes, and my fingertip happened to brush against Evelyn’s nickname.
[ChildhoodFriendRapist■] = [Evelyn Marigold]
[Posts: 54,402 | Comments: 6,011]
[Search User’s Posts] [Go to Activity Log] [Block User]
“….”
I didn’t know how long Evelyn had been using the Gallery.
However, the terrifying number of posts—over 50,000—showed that Evelyn was dead serious about this place.
‘What on earth did she write about?’
Out of mild curiosity, I searched her post history…
[SEX!!!!!
I got it lol.
Upvote if you want to see my childhood friend getting fucked like a dog lol][11]—1 hour ago
[Seriously, the more I think about that childhood friend bastard, the more frustrated I get.
Is he a fucking eunuch?][5]—3 hours ago
[I can’t take it anymore.
Does anyone know a place near the Imperial Capital that sells sleepwort, knockout mushrooms, or orc estrus potion?
I’ll reward you for real.][7]—6 hours ago
More than 90% of her posts were about wanting to fuck her childhood friend.
“No…
I can overlook the other stuff, but an orc estrus potion?”
I’d heard of it being used on farms for mating occasionally, but I’d never seen it used on humans outside of smut novels.
Anonymous(892.151): Crazy bitch lol.
You’re trying to feed him orc estrus potion?
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Shut up and tell me where to buy it if you know.
If not, fuck off.
ㄴAnonymous(892.151): I left a secret post on your guestbook lol.
But something bad could happen, so buy some Sunrise Flowers for the antidote too lol.
No lie, if you feed him orc estrus potion and don’t squeeze out all the semen, the blood pressure might make his cock explode (it actually happens).
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Don’t worry.
I’m gonna squeeze out every last drop.
ㄴAnonymous(892.151): No, you crazy bitch lol.
You’re not the problem, your childhood friend’s cock is gonna explode lol.
Magical Girl Urara■: Are you in your right mind, trying to feed a human orc estrus potion?
I cannot forgive such a shameless act!
ㄴChildhoodFriendRapist■: Ur mom.
“…”
I couldn’t take any more and closed the window.
His cock will explode if the semen isn’t squeezed out?
What kind of nonsense is that?
‘Did orc estrus potions have side effects like that when men took them?’
Come to think of it, even in smut novels, the orc estrus potion was always fed to women; I’d never seen a case where a man took it.
I thought it was just because authors didn’t want to describe a man in heat, but there was such a horrific backstory.
‘I can’t become a eunuch.’
I glanced down at my crotch and nodded.
Even though it was a tool that had never been used properly because it met the wrong master, my cock and I would be together until the day I died.
“…No, more importantly, Evelyn wants me?”
I tried to deny reality for a moment, wondering if it was just a coincidence of names, but it was no use.
If it were just the first name, maybe, but this ability had kindly provided the surname as well.
The possibility of another Evelyn in the Marigold family existing in this world was extremely slim.
“…And she even mentioned Yonkisen Village.”
In the end, it meant that [ChildhoodFriendRapist■] was indeed my childhood friend of 15 years, Evelyn.
“But it doesn’t make sense…”
Thinking about how Evelyn usually treated me, the idea of her wanting to fuck me was impossible.
‘Seeing you often?
Are you an idiot?
I just happened to be passing by!’
‘Huh?
Don’t get the wrong idea, moron.
Who said I was smiling?
Just looking at your face makes me annoyed!’
‘Hmph, I didn’t exactly come here to nurse you.
I just came to laugh at you looking sick!’
That was Evelyn—someone who would get angry and annoyed at me at the drop of a hat.
“Is it a different childhood friend?”
But I had never heard of Evelyn having any other childhood friends.
We had spent 15 years together, for better or worse.
If there had been another childhood friend besides me, I would have noticed long ago.
“Sigh…
I don’t know.”
Just as I was clutching my head, trying to make sense of the situation—
Bang, bang—!
Suddenly, there was a loud knocking on the door.
There was only one person I knew who would visit so abruptly without an appointment.
“Hey, Ian!
You’re in there, right!
Open up!”
As expected, Evelyn’s voice came from behind the door.
“….”
Normally, I would have sighed and gone to open the door, but now I found myself debating whether I should actually let her in.
Bang, bang—!
“Hey!
What are you doing!
Open the door already!
I know you’re in there!!”
The knocking grew louder.
In truth, the moment Evelyn arrived at the door, the future was already decided.
Even if I pretended not to be home, Evelyn would just keep waiting in front of the door anyway.
Click—
“Hey!
Why did you take so long to open the door!
Were you hiding a girl in there?”
As soon as the door opened, Evelyn snapped at me with her arms crossed and a face full of anger, as usual.
“…No, it’s not that.”
“Huh?
Why are you flustered?
Did you really hide a girl?!”
Evelyn, her eyebrows arched, strode into the room and looked around before speaking.
“What?
There’s no girl.”
“What are you talking about?
Where would I get a girl?
You know I’m not popular.”
“…Grind.”
At that moment, for some reason, Evelyn ground her teeth and glared at me.
“…Sigh.
Seriously…
fine.
What’s the point of talking to you?
Hey, I personally made a cake, so go boil some tea.”
“….”
It was common for Evelyn to bring food over since I lived alone, but because I had just seen that suspicious post, I was wary of the cake’s ingredients.
“What are you doing?
Go boil the tea.”
“…Black tea?”
“Yeah.
Earl Grey.
Three sugars.”
I didn’t want to believe it, but it wouldn’t hurt to be prepared.
‘…She said Sunrise Flowers have a detoxifying effect.’
Fortunately, Sunrise Flowers weren’t just used for antidotes; they were commonly used as tea, so I should have some stored at home.
Clack—
…Dammit.
When I checked, there wasn’t even half the normal amount left.
Still, thinking it was better than nothing, I dumped it all into my teacup.
A moment later, when I returned with the brewed tea, Evelyn was sitting on my bed instead of at the dining table.
“Tsk, why are you so slow?
Can’t you move a bit faster?”
“No, why are you sitting there?”
“Why?
It’s my choice where I eat.”
“It’s my bed.”
“So?
You got a problem?”
“It’s a pain to clean if you drop crumbs.”
“…Ugh!
You’re so noisy.
Just come and sit.”
“Sigh…”
As I set up the small table and placed the teapot on it, Evelyn cut a piece of cake with a fork and held it up to my mouth.
“Here, you eat first.”
“You brought it, so you should have the first—”
“I told you to eat first.”
When I resisted slightly, Evelyn glared at me with a chilling gaze.
“Or what?
Are you saying you can’t eat the cake I made?”
Honestly, I didn’t want to eat it until its safety was confirmed, but…
Maybe it was because I’d been pushed around by her since we were kids, but I simply couldn’t defy Evelyn.
“Mmm….”
As I opened my mouth and swallowed the cake, I tasted delicious chocolate—sweet yet slightly bitter.
“…H-Hmph…
How is it?”
“Well, you made it, so it’s good.”
“Hah!
That’s obvious!
More importantly, is your heart racing, or do you feel dizzy or anything?”
“I feel fine.”
“Tsk, really?”
Clicking her tongue, Evelyn crossed her legs and muttered softly.
“That’s strange…
I definitely put in three times the recommended dose…
At this rate…
immediately.”
At that moment, just as Evelyn said, my heart began to pound wildly, and the strength drained from my entire body.
‘…Ah, sleepwort.’
I had been so focused on the orc estrus potion that I’d forgotten about the sleepwort for a moment.
“Oh my~?
What’s wrong, Ian?
Are you dizzy?”
Evelyn spoke with a faint smirk playing on her lips.
“Evelyn…
wait…
a sec…”
Squeeze—
When I tried to stand up, she wrapped her arms around my head so I couldn’t escape and spoke in a soft voice.
“Fufu…
It’s okay.
You look dizzy, so get some rest.”
Thump!
Thump!
Thump!
Was it the effect of the orc estrus potion?
The scent of Evelyn’s skin wafting from her chest felt several times sweeter than usual, and blood began to rush to my lower body.
“There, there.
Good boy.
Let’s go night-night…
Everything will be over by the time you wake up…
It’s okay.”
As Evelyn naturally laid me down on the bed, my consciousness remained clear as if I were experiencing sleep paralysis, but my body refused to move.
“…Hey, are you asleep?”
“….”
“You’re not pretending to be asleep, are you?”
Whoosh!
Suddenly, Evelyn jabbed a finger toward my eye, stopping just before it hit.
“….!”
“Yeah…
you’re really asleep.”
It was actually a relief that my body was frozen.
I almost flinched instinctively.
Glance— Glance—
After checking her surroundings and locking the door, Evelyn lay down beside me, hugged me tight, and began to sob.
“Ugh…
I-I’m sorry…
Ian….
I’m…
sorry…
for not…
being honest…
Please…
don’t…
hate me…Sniff…
I…
I hate this…
personality of mine too…
but whenever I’m in front of you…Waaaaah…
I-I’m sorry…
Sometime…
I’ll definitely…
be honest…Hic…Sob…
P-Please…
don’t hate me…”
Hearing Evelyn cry for the first time in years made my heart heavy.
‘I’ve never hated you once…’
Even if Evelyn had a sharp tongue and a bit of a foul temper, she was still my childhood friend and someone more precious to me than anyone else.
After crying in my arms for a long time, Evelyn suddenly snapped her head up and shouted.
“But you’re bad too!!
Hey!
How could you not lay a finger on me for years?
I seduced you so blatantly!
Am I really that unattractive?
Do you know how many confessions I get?!”
I knew very well that Evelyn was beautiful.
Her shining blonde hair, her deep blue eyes like the sea, and even her slightly broad forehead—which she hated me mentioning—I had always thought she was pretty from the first moment I saw her.
“Thinking about it makes me pissed…
Yeah, none of this is my fault.
It’s your fault…
Even when we go on a hot spring trip together, you don’t do anything!!
Even when I kick my parents out because you’re coming over, you just eat and leave!!
Ah!!
I don’t care!!
I’m gonna seal the deal before someone steals you…!!”
Evelyn, now mounted on top of me, grabbed my pants with her long, slender fingers and pulled them down in one go.
Boing—!
My cock, which had been trapped inside my pants, sprang out as if it were about to tear through my underwear.
“…Huh?
W-W-W-What?…
Why…
Why is it…
so big?!…
I-It was…
much s-smaller back then!”
When exactly was she talking about?
More importantly, had Evelyn remembered my cock since we were kids?
“W-What should I do…
This…
I…
I have to take off…
the underwear too…”
Perhaps intimidated by the size, which was larger than she expected, Evelyn tentatively placed her hand over my underwear.
Slide—
“Haa…
It’s…
hot….
and hard…”
Blushing and turning her head away while stealing glances, Evelyn stroked my cock through the fabric.
Slide— Slide—
“Ngh..!
..I-Is it wet?…
This means!…
My…
hand…
feels good, right?”
To be honest, Evelyn’s hand movements felt clumsy to me—someone who basically jerked off five times a day.
However, just the fact that Evelyn was touching my cock felt like it could make me climax in an instant.
“Y-Yes!…
Then…
now…
I’ll…
t-take it off..!”
Seeing the pre-cum leaking through, Evelyn seemed to regain her confidence and finally pulled my underwear all the way down.
Slap—!
“Hic…?!♥”
Evelyn let out a small hiccup as she was slapped across the cheek by my springing cock.
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Curious what she looks like?