ㄴNeverGetAnA■: I know them too, it’s the real one.
Look at what’s caught in the background of the proof shot.
Those are all things stolen by the phantom thief.
ㄴAnon (39.919): Ah, that got caught in the shot lol.
I didn’t mean to show it…
but yeah, I’m the real deal.
UseNiceWordsOnly■: What’s your race?
Since you’re pretty good, are you an Elf after all?
ㄴAnon (39.919): ㅋㅋㅋㅋ An Elf?
ㅋㅋㅋㅋ It’s a secret, but I’m definitely not an Elf.
ㄴUseNiceWordsOnly■: ?
Why are you laughing?
Are Elves funny?
Anon (74.812): Even if you’re “real,” you’re just a thief acting all high and mighty lol.
Get a job you can be proud of in front of others ㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴAnon (39.919): Yeah~ sorry, but being a phantom thief is just a side job.
I have a separate main job ^^
ㄴAnon (74.812): “Side job” my ass ㅋㅋㅋ Sure you do ㅋㅋㅋ Since you can’t even prove it ㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴAnon (39.919): ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Would a phantom thief prove their job if asked?
And even if I were unemployed, I could live for the rest of my life just by selling one of those ^^ Do you even have a job?
ㄴAnon (74.812): Yeah~ not everyone in the world makes money by stealing like you~ Sorry, but my annual revenue is over 15 billion Eris.
ㄴAnon (39.919): ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ 15 billion Eris ㅋㅋㅋㅋ Sigh, it’s pathetic how you’re lying just to try and win ^^
ㄴGalactic Dirt Spoon■: Um…
but is 15 billion Eris in annual revenue—not even net profit—really that impressive??
(I really don’t know)
This flexing is fucking annoying.
Virginity Inspector■: Hmm…
0.6 Virgin.
ㄴAnon (100.401): But Inspector-hyung, you’re either a virgin or you’re not.
What’s a “0.6 virgin”?
ㄴILoveTenantFarmers■: Don’t you know the Mind-Technique-Body virginity theory?
One of the three must be non-virgin.
ㄴVirginity Inspector■: No, no.
It’s so hard to find virgins these days that if just “Mind” and “Body” are virgins, I let it slide, ignoring “Technique.”
ㄴILoveTenantFarmers■: That’s generous…
then why 0.6?
ㄴVirginity Inspector■: She’s a virgin, but she’s a bit spoiled, so she’s 0.6.
She’ll be past her expiration date soon.
ㄴAnon (39.919): Sorry…
but I am a virgin and I’m young.
And these kinds of comments are a bit uncomfortable ^^
Galactic Dirt Spoon■: So what are you planning to steal next?
ㄴAnon (39.919): I can’t tell you that…
I’ll just let you know that I’m going to steal something incredibly amazing.
ㄴAnon (74.812): ㅋㅋㅋ I could say that too.
I’m telling you, this person is a fake.
ㄴGalactic Dirt Spoon■: Okay…
Are you not going to steal from Red Rose?
ㄴAnon (39.919): Red Rose is a bit;; It’s not that I can’t, but their guards are literally crazy for money and charge in without regard for their own lives.
If I tried to steal from them, someone would get seriously hurt.
ㄴGalactic Dirt Spoon■: Hmm, so even a phantom thief is no match for Red Rose?
ㄴAnon (39.919): It’s not that I’m no match, I could do it if I wanted to…
I’m just worried people will get hurt ^^ I’m a phantom thief, not a robber.
Anon (74.812): ㅋㅋㅋ So the conclusion is that the phantom thief is a total has-been?
Honestly, you haven’t stolen anything lately anyway, right?
ㄴAnon (39.919): I’ve been taking a break because my main job has been busy lately ^^
ㄴAnon (74.812): So what exactly is that main job?
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴAnon (39.919): Sigh, you’re impossible to talk to and you just keep picking fights as an anon, so I’m blocking you ^^
ㄴAnon (74.812): [Breaking News] Self-proclaimed phantom thief has nothing to say, so they “block” ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㄴNeverGetAnA■: Phantom Thief-nim, that IP is famous for trolling, so just block them and don’t pay any mind.
ㄴAnon (39.919): Yes, thanks ^^ I already blocked them.
To think the phantom thief, who was described so coolly in the newspapers, had this kind of personality…
I always feel this, but people’s personas in the Gallery and in reality are just too different.
“…If they had come as a fixed nick, I could have at least found out their name.”
It’s not like I had any intention of reporting them just because I knew their name, but it felt like it would be quite fun to be the only one who knew the identity of the phantom thief that everyone from the Imperial family to all sorts of nobles was dying to uncover.
“Well, they’re an anon, so nothing I can do.”
Leaving behind a bit of regret, I was about to start my happy time alone with Yuris-nim when…
“Wait…
I can find out, can’t I?”
—You can ‘limitly’ check the True Name of an anonymous user who has posted in the Gallery!
The Manager authority I had forgotten about popped into my head.