1 – The Dream System Binding of Hundreds of Millions of Young Men is Complete
“Son!”
Yan Qing jolted awake from a nightmare.
She opened her eyes, and what greeted her was no longer the previous Quick Transmigration World, but the familiar ceiling light of her apartment…
She had been reborn.
After traversing five Quick Transmigration Worlds, raising five children from infancy to success, she had finally accumulated enough merit points to return!
Just then, a voice suddenly rang out.
[Ding! The Dream of Hundreds of Millions of Young Men System has been successfully bound!]
Yan Qing: ?
She warily scanned the room. “Who’s talking?”
[Host: Yan Qing.]
[Age: 18 years old.]
[Appearance: A beauty that puts the moon to shame, with a face like a flower, a visage like the moon, and a celestial allure.]
[Fortune: Explode in the entertainment industry, become a top-tier star dominating trending searches, making hundreds of millions of young men smash walls for you.]
Yan Qing: “…”
Having just experienced the Quick Transmigration World, how could she be unfamiliar with something like a system?
“You again?” she sneered disdainfully with a sidelong glance.
[Not at all! It’s a different system now! (/ω＼)]
Yan Qing: “…” Whatever.
She lay in bed recalling her past life, but the system’s voice kept echoing in her mind.
[System can transform (～￣(OO)￣)ブ]
[According to the host’s preferences, the system can transform into a portable pet! And grant 1 million in pocket money as a reward.]
“Grass Mud Horse.”
“Host is cursing, so mean, boohoo.”
“I said, turn into a Grass Mud Horse.”
System: ?
Yan Qing had just mentioned it casually. The pet wasn’t important; it was mainly about the one million—who wouldn’t want to pick that up if they weren’t human!
After making her wish, she got up to wash up.
But the moment she sat up, a Grass Mud Horse’s face suddenly appeared right in front of her eyes!
“Holy shit!” Yan Qing fell back onto the bed.
Also known as an alpaca, the Grass Mud Horse had a droopy face, sagging lower eyelids, a collapsed jawline, puffed cheeks, a bald head, and squinted little eyes staring at her.
[Host, are you satisfied?]
Yan Qing: “…”
“Even more satisfied if it can spit.”
She gave it a complicated look, slowly pushed aside the covers, got up, and washed up briefly.
Then she heard a knock at the door, “Knock, knock, knock—”
Yan Qing opened the door and saw the face of the person who had schemed to kill her in her past life…
Su Jinxia, dressed in a luxurious brand-name lady’s dress and carrying a limited-edition designer bag, strode arrogantly into the apartment. “As expected, the place where an eighteen-tier nobody lives is shabby.”
“What are you doing here?” Yan Qing narrowed her eyes.
Su Jinxia walked toward the sofa in her high heels and sat down gracefully and elegantly. “Of course, I’m here to bestow resources upon an eighteen-tier nobody. Sister Mei wants you to join me on this variety show tomorrow.”
She casually tossed a document onto the coffee table.
Yan Qing glanced at the document and immediately understood upon seeing the cover. This was “Hurricane Moment,” the show that had led to her being flooded with scandals and cursed by the entire internet in her past life.
“Yan Qing, you should thank me for my charity.”
Su Jinxia smirked proudly. “If you weren’t so terrible at singing and dancing, and I just happened to need a useless person as a foil, someone of your status would never get access to such resources in this lifetime.”
Hearing this, Yan Qing sneered coldly.
This variety show had good resources, so naturally, it wouldn’t fall to her.
But Orange Blossom Media, in an attempt to boost Su Jinxia’s popularity, had chosen her as the clown, trying to bribe marketing accounts to write articles praising Su Jinxia while tearing her down, using her scandals to fuel Su Jinxia’s rise to fame.
And these two had never had good intentions…
In her past life, they had exploited her through contract loopholes, and in the end, during an adventure-themed variety show, her safety harness snapped while rock climbing, causing her to fall from a great height and die on the spot!
As she lay dying, she heard Su Jinxia’s arrogant laughter. “Yan Qing, I tampered with your harness! Now I won’t have to worry about anyone discovering your background anymore…”
She truly didn’t know her own background, nor did she understand why Su Jinxia was so wary, but in this life, she would uncover the truth!
Su Jinxia… would definitely pay in blood!
[Ding! Task triggered!]
[Join the variety show “Hurricane Moment” and completely outperform Su Jinxia in the ice-breaking stage. Additional task: Make her cry.]
[Task reward: One villa, 2 million in pocket money.]
[Additional reward: Su Jinxia goes bald.]
Yan Qing: ?
She could make Su Jinxia go bald?
Yan Qing’s eyes suddenly lit up, her upturned fox-like eyes curving with a sly arc. “I’ll take this variety show.”
When it came to baldness, she was definitely interested.
“Good, you know what’s good for you!”
Su Jinxia was pleased. “But Sister Mei said the company won’t promote you, so don’t get any ideas about stealing the spotlight on the show. Just sing off-key, lose to me in PKs, and do your job as a foil to get me into the Grand Finals.”
Hearing this, Yan Qing curved her red lips.
She smiled sweetly at her. “A foil, right?”
For some reason, when Su Jinxia saw the girl’s radiant smile, she felt a chill run down her scalp…
“You’re not happy about it?” Su Jinxia frowned.
Yan Qing’s eyes still sparkled with a bright smile. “Happy, of course. It’s an honor to be a foil for Sister Jinxia.”
“But before being a foil…”
The smile in her eyes suddenly vanished. “First, let me show you what ‘spit’ means! Grass Mud Horse!”
Su Jinxia didn’t understand what she meant.
But just then, an alpaca suddenly dashed out of the room, heading straight for Su Jinxia. It lifted its head and aimed at her meticulously made-up face:
He—tui!
Sticky saliva sprayed onto her face without warning.
Su Jinxia let out a sharp scream, “Ah—”
The disgusting sensation instantly gave her goosebumps, making her scalp tingle and driving her to the brink of collapse. “Yan Qing!”
But Yan Qing lazily settled onto the sofa.
She picked up a plate of sliced watermelon, enjoying the fruit while watching the Grass Mud Horse unleash its skills.
The adorable little alpaca was like a machine gun, continuously spitting at the enemy: Tui! Tui! Tui!
How dare you bully my host!
Shameless thing, he—tui!
Su Jinxia was utterly broken down. She dodged frantically, completely forgetting her ladylike image, but the alpaca was relentless.
“Yan Qing! Get your beast away from me!”
The girl eating watermelon glanced lazily. “System, this ugly woman says she wants you to get lost.”
Hearing this, the alpaca immediately perked up.
It stopped spitting but widened its small eyes, glaring at her discontentedly, and began scraping its hind hooves.
Su Jinxia panicked. “Wh-what are you doing!”
The alpaca suddenly curled its lips into a domineering, devilish smile, then charged toward her, kicking its hind hooves.
“Ah—” Another scream echoed.
The alpaca grabbed Su Jinxia’s hair, yanking her scalp as it flung her out of the room.
Soon after, a loud “thud—” was heard.
Su Jinxia was thrown accurately and forcefully into a trash can. She crawled out awkwardly. “Yan Qing! Just you wait! I’ll make you pay on ‘Hurricane Moment’!”
The alpaca disdainfully spat at her again.
[System will definitely make you go baldヽ(‘⌒′メ)ノ]
Yan Qing was quite satisfied with the system’s performance. She put down the watermelon, got up, and closed the door. But as soon as she turned back into the room, she unexpectedly bumped into a warm embrace.
Then she heard a magnetic, pleasant chuckle. “I never knew my junior was so fierce before.”