4 – The Movie Star Riding a Llama on the Red Carpet
The entire internet boycotted Yan Qing’s participation in “Hurricane Moment.”
But all negative comments were cleaned up, accounts were permanently banned, and anti-fans were silenced, leaving them no choice but to reluctantly welcome the show’s first live broadcast!
This was a female singing and dancing competition reality show.
The production team invited ten female artists with distinct styles to perform live with fully open microphones, competing for the Grand Finals stage and the championship’s top resources!
Today was the gathering day for the ten Hurricane Girls.
Xiao Bei was extremely worried. “Let’s just keep a low profile. After all, you don’t know anything about singing and dancing. As long as you don’t attract more anti-fans to criticize you, that will be the biggest victory of this show!”
Hearing this, Yan Qing glanced sideways at her.
She said leisurely, “Who said I don’t know?”
Xiao Bei smiled awkwardly yet politely.
Her Yan-jie was good at nothing except daydreaming.
“Let’s watch the stage,” Yan Qing said casually.
Xiao Bei nodded perfunctorily, doing her duty as an assistant by preserving her artist’s dignity and not exposing her.
But then she saw Yan Qing pick up the leash of the alpaca.
Xiao Bei immediately rushed forward, frantically grabbing the leash. “Yan-jie, what are you doing!”
Yan Qing smiled sweetly. “Taking it to the live broadcast.”
Xiao Bei: ?
She tightened her grip on the leash, thinking of the alpaca frantically spitting in the show, and widened her eyes in panic. She shook her head desperately. “Absolutely not!”
What female celebrity brings an alpaca to a show!
“Not allowed?” Yan Qing blinked innocently, pretending to be clueless. She pinched the alpaca’s ear. “Tuo Tuo.”
This was the new name she had given her system.
Hearing this, the alpaca immediately perked up.
It stared at Xiao Bei with eyes as big as copper bells. “He—”
Xiao Bei immediately let go in terror, grabbing a nearby pillow to shield her face. “Don’t spit! Don’t you dare spit!”
Yan Qing quickly seized the opportunity to grab the leash and pull the alpaca to her side. “Hand it over!”
Xiao Bei looked at the haughty alpaca, on the verge of tears.
It’s over… After being driven to madness by anti-fans, Yan-jie’s image as a female celebrity is about to be completely ruined!
…
The ten singing and dancing female stars gathered on the red carpet.
The live recording officially began. The female celebrities, dressed in gorgeous gowns, walked down the red carpet toward the Hurricane Girls signature wall, each stating their wishes for the competition.
Su Jinxia smiled gently. “I hope to make it to the Grand Finals. At the same time, I also hope to mend my relationship with Yan Qing. I don’t blame her for hitting me. After all, she really is quite pitiful.”
「Sister Xiaxia is so kind! Yan Qing is such a bitch!」
「Look at how big-hearted Su Jinxia is. Yan Qing is just a sour grape—not only is she ungrateful enough to hit someone, but she also spews nonsense and personally attacks anti-fans!」
「Jinxia looks absolutely stunning today! She outshines everyone!」
「Sisters! The plastic surgery girl Yan Qing is here wearing her black trash bag. Let’s go after that disgusting ugly bitch!」
The anti-fans received their orders, keyboards at the ready!
But just as they were about to start attacking, an alpaca’s face suddenly and unexpectedly squeezed into the close-up shot.
「？？？？？？？？？」
「Holy shit, whose alpaca is this!」
「This alpaca even has a domineering expression, with three parts disdain, three parts rebelliousness, and four parts ‘you’re an idiot’ in its eyes.」
「Quick… look at Yan Qing!」
At that moment, the close-up shot slowly panned away from the alpaca and tilted upward.The audience, who had just been focused on the alpaca, were instantly stunned by the scene before them…
What first caught their eyes was skin as fair as white jade.
The sexy slit dress accentuated those long legs, known as the finest in the entertainment industry. The fair, delicate skin created a striking visual contrast against the black gown.
But such a stunning beauty!
Was actually dressed in an exquisite gown, riding an alpaca, and strutting down the red carpet just like that…
#Explosive! Has-been Yan Qing Rides Alpaca on Red Carpet!#
Many who hadn’t been following the variety show, having only seen the trending topic, flocked to the live stream, causing the viewer count to skyrocket.
“Hahaha, holy shit! I’m laughing so hard I’m rolling on the floor! What kind of move is riding a fucking alpaca on the red carpet?!”
“Honk honk honk honk honk honk honk.”
“Spit warning! He——tui!”
“New here, does the woman on that alpaca even remember she’s a female celebrity?”
But Yan Qing didn’t see anything wrong with it at all.
She rode the alpaca with ease, even throwing a flirtatious wink at the camera, her smile utterly bewitching.
The alpaca beneath her followed its owner’s lead, blinking its left little eye: wink~
“Damn! I just got flirted with by an alpaca!”
The host stood frozen in place: “…”
She stared at the pair—one human, one alpaca—with a complicated expression, taking a long moment to compose herself before walking up to Yan Qing.
“Yan… Teacher Yan’s al… alpaca is quite unique! May I ask, is this a new pet you’ve recently adopted?”
“Mhm, his name is Tuo Tuo.”
“Little alpaca named Tuo Tuo, that’s a nice name.”
“As in, one lump, two lumps.”
The host: “…”
“Hahaha, look at the host’s expression!”
“Her face is green, her face is green, her face is totally green!”
The host had encountered the Waterloo of her career.
Yan Qing hopped off the alpaca, striding with her long legs toward the signature wall. The host quickly changed the subject.
“Teacher Yan has been quite popular lately, with discussions about you all over Weibo. Do you have anything you’d like to say?”
Yan Qing finished her signature, adding a little alpaca drawing next to it, then glanced over. “If you want to be next, just face the camera right now and call Su Jinxia a dumbass. The next trending queen will be you.”
The host: “…”
She couldn’t keep talking to this woman!
So she simply ended the conversation. “Then, could Teacher Yan share a wish you’d like to fulfill during the show?”
Hearing this, Yan Qing lazily lifted the corner of her eye.
She suddenly chuckled softly. “My wish… is simple. I hope Su Jinxia goes bald.”
“????????”
“Holy shit! This woman is truly disgusting!”
“Who do you think you are? You think you can make someone go bald just because you want to? Yan Qing, I advise you not to mess with my girl! If you dare touch her hair, Jinxia’s fans will fight you to the death!”
“Our sister’s hair is thick and lush, there’s no way she’ll go bald! If she goes bald, I’ll perform a handstand while eating shit!”
Just then, Yan Qing caught sight of this live stream comment.
She immediately took out her phone and snapped a photo. “Little sister who promised to perform a handstand while eating shit, I’ve got evidence now.”
“Yan Qing, just die! When is she going to die already?!”
“Yan Qing, get out of the entertainment industry, get out, ahhh!”
Yan Qing smiled gracefully, then led her alpaca away.The staff absolutely refused to allow pets into the studio, so they forcibly intercepted the alpaca, only to receive a friendly gift of spit from Tuo Tuo: ptui!
Word quickly spread through the production crew.
“Have you heard? Yan Qing is not to be messed with!”
“Isn’t she just an unknown sent by Orange Blossom Media? Why can’t she be messed with? Did she find a sugar daddy or something?”
“No! She brought an alpaca with her!”
“Xiao Qin got spit all over himself on the way to Yan Qing’s dressing room with the alpaca!”
Everyone: “…”