A WEEK.
It had been a week since Zirkus transmigrated into the novel, The Legendary Fisher.
He tried to escape the dormitory and leave the academy without permission, but he was caught by Swordsmen who guarded the gates.
Needless to say, he wasn’t strong or smart enough to escape without getting caught.
And I was scolded until my ears almost fell off.
Hence, he just locked himself up in his room.
Yep, I didn’t attend my classes.
He realized Zirkus Huxford didn’t have friends because no one checked on him.
Even the teachers didn’t bother to find him.
I guess the adults aren’t worried because they know I’m still alive.
After all, although he locked himself up in the room, he would religiously come out to get food.
Plenty of food, at that.
Hell, yeah!
Being rich is the best.
[Ahem, ahem.]
The Status Window appeared in front of his face while he was plopped down on the couch, eating grapes.
Fruits were expensive where he came from.
But now, he could buy and eat any fruit whenever he wanted.
Gods are fair.
They gave this dude an ugly face.
But at least, they gave him a handsome wallet.
The currency in this world was called ‘crescents.’
But the students of Holy Sword Academy didn’t have to use cash when buying anything from the school dining hall.
They had this plain silver band that worked like a credit card.
The students just had to tap the bracelet on a magic device called ‘Tablet’ when paying.
And only the richest students, like Zirkus Huxford, had a bracelet with no spending limit.
It’s the ‘black card’ of this world.
[We have made a decision, Zirkus Huxford.]
Zirkus just raised an eyebrow, but he waited for the System to finish what it was saying.
[We don’t have the power to know the ending of your favorite manga. But, if you save this world, we’ll grant you one wish. As long as it’s within the System’s power, we’ll give it to you. Although you have to keep in mind that we cannot bring back the dead.]
“What if I wanted to be reborn as a lucky, talented, handsome, and rich dude in a peaceful world?”
[It’s doable. I mean, you really have to be reborn if you want to get rid of that sheepshead fish-like face, you know? The System feels bad for choosing an ugly vessel for your soul, so we’ll do our best to give you a decent face next time.]
Why does this System feel like it’s swearing at me even though it’s not using curse words?
Zirkus ignored the System’s taunting because he already got what he wanted.
He was curious about one thing, though.
“Why do you sound like I’m the only one who can save this world?”
After all, the foul-mouthed System tried to speak politely while negotiating with him.
In short, it acted desperate.
“Why me?”
[“…”]
The Status Window just showed three emojis of a monkey covering its mouth.
Ah, so the System had no intention of answering his questions.
Well, it’s not like it matters.
“Fine, I’ll just accept my fate as the so-called ‘Chosen One,'” Zirkus said indifferently.
He liked reading fantasy novels and comics, but it didn’t mean he was thrilled to be in one.
Of course, he wouldn’t have minded it if he were just an extra.
But saving the world was bothersome.
Fortunately, there was a reward that made it worth trying.
“So, you called Enzo Fenton as my first ‘Catch,’ didn’t you?”
[Enzo Fenton hasn’t become a Disaster yet, so we’ll call him a ‘Catch’ for now. That means he’s a potential villain that we need to catch and put in the Fish Tank.]
Zirkus knitted his eyebrows.
“‘Fish Tank?'”
[Of course, it’s not a real Fish Tank. You can think of it as a mental Inventory where you store your ‘catch.’ You’ll understand once you catch Enzo Fenton.]
Heh.
The System was rude, but at least, it seemed like it had faith in him.
Which only means…
“Spit it out,” Zirkus said, smirking confidently.
“Tell me the abilities you’ll lend me to catch the future Five Disasters.”
I need skills to save this world, right?
***
[FIRST GIFT Name: Nerd for Life Ability: Memorize all the books, comics, and novels you’ve read in your life line by line. Bonus: You also gained the ability to read and comprehend books in just the blink of an eye! No need to spend hours reading one book~]
Huh?
[SECOND GIFT Name: Broke University Bro Ability: Recreate all the dishes you used to make when you were still a dirt-poor student. Bonus: The System will provide the ingredients, and you’ll never run out of them. A pretty good deal, huh?]
Huh???
[THIRD GIFT
Name: Trash Reporter Skills
Ability: Sleep is for the weak!
With this skill, you can stay up all night writing whatever report you need to finish!
You won’t get tired, hungry, or sleepy while this skill is in use.
Bonus: You can unlock more abilities related to the main one when you find the Items needed to activate them.
Of course, the System will guide you to find those Items.
But the rest is up to you.
Fighting, Mr. Sheepshead Fish— I mean, Mr. Zirkus Huxford~]
HUH?!
“What kind of stupid skills are those?” Zirkus complained after reading the ‘essay’ on the Window.
“How am I supposed to save this world with those petty skills?!”
Well, those skills weren’t really petty because they allowed him to survive as Sol Kang.
He lived quite a harsh life, so he would often escape reality by reading fantasy books.
Although cup ramen was cheap, it was tasty, and it allowed him to save money.
Finally, being a trash “reporter” allowed him to live a bit better because of the decent pay.
But those skills won’t help me survive in this world as Zirkus Huxford…!
[The skills we gave you are the skills you acquired while you were living as Choi Jeno. We even upgraded them, you know?]
“Aigoo,” he complained while shaking his head.
“This is why you shouldn’t have picked a nerd to save the world!”
Had he known that he would be transmigrated into a fantasy novel, he would have lived properly as Choi Jeno.
“How do I survive in this world without any fighting skills? This is a world that would be terrorized by Sea Monsters and Dungeons in the future!”
[You don’t have to worry about Sea Monsters and Dungeons if you succeed in stopping the Five Disasters from summoning the Cataclysm in this world!]
Oh.
No Cataclysm = no Sea Monsters and Dungeons.
Easier said than done, but it still made sense.
“So, my job is to collect the future villains and stop them from becoming a Disaster?” Zirkus asked while nodding.
“But that means I have to find out what made them become a villain in the first place.”
[Yes, and your first Catch is Enzo Fenton.]
Fortunately, the novel had mentioned Enzo Fenton a lot because he used to be Rivo Creswell’s best friend.
And the reason that brat became a Disaster was because…
“According to the novel, Enzo Fenton fell in love with Nixie Winslet, who’s in love with Rivo Creswell,” Zirkus said while trying to remember the details in the novel.
“Apparently, Enzo Fenton thought killing Rivo Creswell would make Nixie Winslet magically fall for him?”
Enzo Fenton neither looked like a fool nor a simp to me.
And, to be honest, Enzo Fenton’s eyes were so cold Zirkus couldn’t imagine that punk loving someone other than himself.
The future villain was a two-faced bastard, and he also didn’t look like the type who would go crazy because of love.
Plus, the novel was written in Rivo Creswell’s POV.
Could I really trust the hero’s narration?
Well, whatever.
His first goal was clear now.
“Let’s distract Enzo Fenton,” Zirkus said cheerfully.
“I should introduce him to a new hobby.”
‘Operation: Turn Enzo Fenton Into a Nerd’ begins now.
***
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