light cone: ★★★★★
[Image]
[Starts Beneath the Feet]
HP: 1050
ATK: 582
DEF: 463
[Effect]
When the wearer is bare-legged, they gain the [Food-Grade Certified] effect for 7 seconds.
When the wearer is also barefoot, the duration of this effect doubles, and Elation increases by 66%.
This effect can trigger at most once every 20 seconds.
[Food-Grade Certified]
Causes the wearer to gain one stack of [Jailer] every 2 seconds.
When the wearer holds [Jailer], 88% of leg attack DMG is converted into true damage, and the person kicked will inevitably spin rapidly in the air at an absurd speed before landing.
Stacks -1 after attacking.
[Description]
The DMG is very high, and the insult is also extremely strong.
But as a trade-off for being able to get up close and personal with [Jailer], you feel it’s not entirely unacceptable…
Of course, your own HP needs to be durable enough.
“Damn you, Ayin, don’t let me catch you!!!!”
According to relevant sources, at noon that day, a female scream containing thirty percent anger, seventy percent shyness, and ninety percent desire to kill echoed throughout the Two-Phase Paradise, suspected to be the work of a Masked Fools member…
Just as Sparkle was throwing a tantrum, our culprit had already escaped elsewhere through several space jumps.
“Achoo…
Who’s thinking of me?” Ayin, who suddenly sneezed, rubbed his nose, then turned to look around.
Having just escaped from the Two-Phase Paradise, he urgently needed to know his location; after all, he hadn’t specified a direction when escaping in his pursuit of speed.
Fortunately, there was an extremely conspicuous landmark building not far away, allowing him to instantly confirm his location.
“This is Herta Space Station.
How did I end up here?
Staying in the newbie village isn’t any fun…
Wait, that spaceship that just flew in, it seems to be his.” After seeing the space station, Ayin shook his head.
Just as he was about to leave, his gaze was drawn by a passing spaceship.
As everyone knows, when it comes to starship collections, our Emperor of Planet Screwllum definitely ranks high.
After all, ships like [Hyacinth], [Poppy], and [Oleander] are all planet-class warships; ordinary collectors wouldn’t be able to produce them.
And while the one that just sailed into Herta Space Station wasn’t a planet-class warship, judging by its design, it was exactly identical to the one he sent to Amphoreus in the game for The Herta to ride in, so it naturally had high recognizability.
If it were just a space station with Herta Puppets, it might not be much fun, but if you add Ms.
Herta herself and Screwllum, then that would be very interesting…
Thinking of this, Ayin immediately activated assault mode and arrived inside Herta Space Station in a few teleports.
“As expected, that scientist with the pointy head came in person; otherwise, even the Herta Puppets wouldn’t have been forced offline by her.” Arriving at the space station, Ayin casually picked up a Herta Puppet that was in a powered-off state and muttered with interest.
“Who are you calling pointy-headed?” Just then, a voice devoid of emotion suddenly sounded in his ear.
“Herta, who else could it be…
Hm?” Hearing this, Ayin instinctively replied a few times before realizing something was wrong.
Turning his head, he saw that the Herta Puppet in his hand had indeed been activated at some point; it was currently crossing its arms, staring at him with the eyes one might use for a small fry.
“Whoa, why are you here?” Startled, Ayin threw the Herta Puppet in his hand away and immediately dodged to create some distance.
The puppet that was thrown didn’t just fall to the ground; instead, it performed two and a half turns in the air in an extremely high-difficulty maneuver, then pulled a large hammer from who knows where and struck it directly onto the head of the Ayin standing to the side.
HP -80
A few minutes later
Inside Herta’s office
Holding his head, Ayin looked helplessly at the triumphant Ms.
Herta before him and sighed silently.
Although the puppet’s attack was just a tickle to someone of this Emanator level, having been discovered, he was still arrested by Herta.
At first, he wanted to run, but he was blocked on the spot by Herta’s words: “You wouldn’t want your whereabouts to be known by the Astral Express, would you~”
“We meet again, Mr.
Ayin.
The last time we met was at the Charmony Festival on Penacony.” Just as the atmosphere was becoming awkward, Screwllum, who was to the side, turned his head and took the initiative to start a conversation.
“Oh my, indeed!
I was deeply impressed by you, the Mechanical Emperor, back then!” Ayin was secretly delighted to see Screwllum break the tension and immediately gave a thumbs up in a bit of professional flattery, then quietly turned his head and whispered, “Unlike some people, who don’t even understand the basic hospitality.
Do you know how much psychological damage this hammer caused me?”
“Hmph, are you implying something about me?
But I don’t recall the space station ever inviting you, a renowned troublemaker who has shocked the universe.”
Herta wasn’t angry upon hearing this; instead, she retorted pointedly,
“As for hospitality…
colluding with the Stellaron Hunter Silver Wolf to hack into the space station’s broadcast system and playing ‘Do Not Embark on the Journey’ on loop just as the Astral Express was about to set sail;”
“Stealing the Ambrosial Arbor in the middle of the night on The Luofu for an experiment titled ‘On Whether the Ambrosial Arbor Can Burn Indefinitely and Solve the Energy Crisis,’ and being chased for three streets by Jing Yuan riding the Divine Foresight;”
“Taking photos of everyone’s sleeping postures on Penacony and compiling them into a light cone, then installing it throughout The Reverie hotel, so that every guest about to enter a dream would have to watch this compilation of sleeping postures before entering the dreamscape…
Do I need to list more of the great feats performed by you, Emanator?”
After hearing Herta’s words, even the thick-skinned Ayin couldn’t help but blush, silently gazing at the ceiling at a forty-five-degree angle, as if admiring some unparalleled scenery.
“Hmm…
If viewed from the perspective of an ordinary person, Mr.
Ayin’s actions are indeed too numerous to record; but if viewed from the perspective of the Masked Fools, what you have done is worthy of the title of Emanator of Elation.”
“Conclusion: You are a pervert.”
Screwllum, who was to the side, crossed his arms and analyzed in a very gentlemanly manner after listening.
“Ahem, ahem…
No need to analyze that.
By the way, it’s quite rare to see you two together.
Has the Simulated Universe technology had another breakthrough?” Ayin’s face fell upon hearing this, and he hurriedly coughed a few times to change the subject.
“Naturally not.
The Simulated Universe involves Aeons, and even if several geniuses from the Genius Society joined forces, it would be impossible to perfect it in such a short time.”
“I came here this time because of a new discovery by Ms.
Herta…
Through a certain Curio in the space station, we reverse-located a set of coordinates.”
As Screwllum spoke, he slowly stepped aside.
And behind the position where Screwllum had originally been standing, an extremely precise instrument was slowly emitting a seven-colored light.
Inside the instrument, a Curio shaped like a pair of gray wings stood quietly in the center…