Some year, some month, some day… Tsk.
There isn’t even a usable calendar here yet.
Let’s just consider the day I awakened my memories as January 1st.
Although as a proper person I shouldn’t keep a diary, I can’t help it.
This life is truly irritating, so I can only write a diary to console myself.
February 1st – Sunny
Today, that fellow Zeus called me over and gave me a terrible task.
He actually told me to rebuild all the temples on Olympus—and without giving me money or materials?!
Excuse me??
Are you out of your mind?
Tsk, I have to admit—he’s still stronger right now.
I’ve noted this grudge.
PS1: On a side note, Hades, that homebody god, is truly dedicated.
He actually went to work in the Underworld early.
Why hasn’t that scumbag Zeus given him a five-star review already?!
PS2: Prometheus, that old fox, truly has rebellious bones behind his head.
He’s been thinking about backstabbing Zeus for a long time.
I must be vigilant—who knows if he’ll scheme against me.
PS3: Sister Metis, YYDS!
It’s just that what she said later was a bit too aggressive.
She actually wants me to be her son-in-law?!
A Wisdom and War Goddess who is smart and powerful… I can’t afford to provoke her.
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February 2nd – Sunny
Today, the great Fire and Forge God Hephaestus and the true Sea King Poseidon held a cordial meeting.
Both sides frankly exchanged views and deeply discussed the decoration style of the temples, enhancing their mutual understanding.
After the meeting, Poseidon enthusiastically invited Hephaestus to dinner.
At the dinner table, Poseidon once again reiterated his philosophy, giving Hephaestus a deeper understanding.
This meeting was beneficial.
Hephaestus highly respected Poseidon’s opinions and expressed great anticipation for the upcoming discussions.
In plain language: Damn you, Poseidon!
Bang bang bang bang bang!!
Everything is just bang!
It’s one thing to make me do so many elaborate things for you, but you, kid, aren’t very interested in human-like appearances—you just like strange and bizarre things.
Eating seafood isn’t supposed to be like this!
Damn it!
No, I need to go back and chat with Sister Metis to clear my head, lest my brain gets contaminated.
Hmm.
Zeus, your wife is truly amazing!
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February 3rd – Cloudy
The weather is gloomy—just like my mood.
Today I went to see the sun god Helios and the moon goddess Selene.
Hmm, the meeting went smoothly.
Their requests were all quite normal: just a large hall, exquisite decoration, good lighting.
The only slightly troublesome thing was that Selene requested a large garden inside the temple.
Finally—I’ve met normal gods.
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But wait.
How do I remember that the future sun god and moon goddess are my unborn cousin Apollo and cousin Artemis?
There doesn’t seem to be much more description of these two Titan gods in mythology…
I dare not think about it.
I dare not think about it.
All I can say is—old man Zeus’s methods are not bad.
He looks like his brain is full of [beep—], but he actually seems to have some brains.
Wait.
Is this because he swallowed my Sister Metis?
Tsk.
As expected, I should seize the time to improve myself.
If that old man dares to mess around when the time comes, I’ll kill him.
Then I’ll frame Poseidon—that guy, who I don’t know whether to call a furry or simply a fetishist—will definitely be very happy to take the blame, right?!
Hmm, and then I’ll kill Poseidon, and I’ll have set things right!
February 4th – Sunny
Today I went to see my eldest aunt and second aunt.
Unfortunately, my eldest aunt is not a blue ribbon, nor is she a loli—but a very gentle older sister.
Although an older sister is also great, I always feel a bit regretful.
What to do?
My eldest aunt and second aunt are considerate of me, their nephew.
Their demands weren’t difficult—they just wanted to live comfortably.
Sigh.
Why doesn’t a certain scumbag mother learn from her sisters’ example?
February 5th – Sunny
Amazing!
So there are still these lesser gods on Olympus?!
To be honest, besides the Fates, I don’t recognize any of the other gods!
Never mind, never mind—just treat these gods like pumpkins and potatoes.
Just gather a few opinions to show some effort.
The chief gods live in grand temples; you guys can live in small villas.
As for the remaining nymphs—well, each of them gets a detached house.
PS: Why are the Fates looking at me with such creepy eyes?!
That look of wanting to swallow me whole—so hungry and thirsty.
Could it be that they’ve been single for too long?
February 6th – Sunny
The surveys are finally collected and can be organized.
What?
Asking if I missed someone?
Seriously—can that scumbag mother be considered a person?
Can she?!
Right.
She’s not a person, so why bother asking her anything?
Just give her a random commercial apartment, and that’ll be my last act of filial piety!
In short—for today, I’ll go to Sister Metis’s place to drink tea and chat, and build a good relationship with my unborn little sister.
Being a couple is out of the question—but being siblings is very much possible.
After all, who can refuse a smart, capable, and beautiful good sister?
February 7th – Light Rain
Official construction begins.
Damn you, Zeus!
You actually didn’t send me a single person—no, a single god—and made me work alone?!
Damn it.
I’ve noted this grudge.
When the time comes, I’ll knock that old man out, put a transformation ring on him, and then lock him and Poseidon together!
February 8th – Heavy Rain
Construction.
Building temples.
February 9th – Light Rain
Construction.
Building temples.
February 10th – Sunny
Construction.
Building temples.
February 11th – Sunny
Hephaestus, oh Hephaestus—why are you so diligent?!
Don’t you know how to slack off and be lazy?!
Don’t be affected by the perfectionist’s OCD of this world!
Have you forgotten how much you loved to slack off in your previous life?!
You should be ashamed!
February 12th – Light Rain
Construction.
Building temples.
February 13th – Strong Wind
Construction.
Building temples.
February 14th – Cloudy
Construction.
Building temples.
February 15th – Cloudy
Construction.
Building temples.
February 16th – Sunny
Construction.
Building temples.
PS: Damn it!
Construction materials ran out!
I asked Zeus—and that guy actually told me to find them myself?!
I’ve noted this grudge too.
After putting a transformation ring on that old man—not only Poseidon, but also the Cyclopes and Hecatoncheires will be locked in together!
February 17th – Sunny
Looking for building materials.
February 18th – Sunny
Looking for building materials.
February 19th – Heavy Rain
Looking for building materials.
February 20th – Sunny
Damn it!
I’ve searched both the sea and the land, but I haven’t found anything to my liking.
I guess I’ll just make do with whatever—anyway, those guys don’t know good stuff.
February 21st – Sunny
Looking for building materials.
PS: Why can’t I control my legs and hands?!
Damn it!
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February 22nd – Sunny
I can’t do it anymore.
Neither the earth nor the sea has suitable materials.
As expected—I can only go to hell.