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Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

Chapter 5 / 216

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Chapter 5: Xiaobai = Yan Luoxi? I Picked Up My Own Female CEO?

Holy Crap! My Cat is Actually a Female CEO?!

’Why is my perspective different from usual?’

’It’s like I’m lying on the ground, looking forward?’

Yan Luoxi was confused. She couldn’t help but frown slightly. She first glanced down, only to discover that her hands and feet had turned into two fluffy little paws!

Yan Luoxi: "??????"

For a moment, her eyes widened involuntarily!

After calming down a bit, she thought she must be hallucinating from exhaustion. ’After all, how could my hands possibly turn into paws?!’

So, she ran over to a car to check again in the rearview mirror.

This time, she was completely and utterly dumbfounded!

Because!

She discovered in horror that she had turned into a pure white cat!

’This is insane!’

’I actually turned into a cat?!’

At this, even she, who was always calm, couldn’t help but panic!

She scurried around the underground parking garage in a panic, trying to figure out how to change back!

It was rush hour, so cars were constantly entering and leaving the garage. To avoid the traffic, she had to leap and dodge clumsily. Her movements were stiff, and several times she was nearly run over. Before long, her body was covered in the garage’s dust.

Just when she was starting to despair, Gu Yizhou appeared.

And that led to the scene from the beginning.

When Gu Yizhou was trying to shoo her away, she had originally planned to run. But then she suddenly saw the employee ID card peeking out of his backpack—it was an ID for her company.

So she decided to ask Gu Yizhou for help!

But no matter how she tried to shout, all that came out were kitten-like meows!

In the end, Gu Yizhou actually picked her up and carried her away!

This made her even more panicked!

But after calming down, she realized it would be more dangerous to be out here alone in her current state. ’After all, who knows if there are any stray tomcats in the parking garage!’

’If I actually ran into one, my life would be over!’

So, after some quick thinking, she chose to go home with Gu Yizhou!

’After all, Gu Yizhou is a human, and I’m a cat right now. He shouldn’t be perverted enough to do anything crazy to me...’

Actually, the main reason was that when Gu Yizhou picked her up, she, a germaphobe who was wary of men, surprisingly didn’t resist much.

’Fine!’

’Maybe it’s because I’m a cat now, so I can’t resist even if I want to.’

And so, just like that, Yan Luoxi went with Gu Yizhou...

She just hadn’t expected this jerk to first take her to a pet hospital for a bath, and then forcibly give her a shot against her will!

That awful woman at the pet hospital even wanted to spay her!

That nearly made Yan Luoxi have a breakdown!

Luckily, that damn man refused in the end. Otherwise, she, Yan Luoxi, would have fought them to the death, even if it cost her this cat’s life!

But then that dog of a man even said he’d find a tomcat for her when she went into heat...

Ptooey!

’You bastard, you are so dead!’

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On the sofa,

Gu Yizhou continued with the topic of naming the little white cat.

"Since you’re not making a sound, I’ll take that as a yes. Hmm... what should I name you?"

he said with a smile, gently scratching the little white cat’s chin.

"Meow~"

When Yan Luoxi heard this bastard was going to give her a name, she instinctively wanted to refuse, but what came out was a contented whimper.

At that moment, she felt a jolt run through her, her entire body tingling pleasantly. Her mind turned to mush, and the thought of protesting was instantly tossed to the back of her mind. Her little head couldn’t help but rub against the back of Gu Yizhou’s hand, her face a picture of pure bliss!

’There’s nothing I can do!’

’I don’t want to be like this!’

’I want to resist!’

’But!’

’It’s just too comfortable!’

’Waaaaah...’

Seeing the little white cat on his lap enjoying it so much, Gu Yizhou couldn’t help but speed up his scratching.

This made Yan Luoxi feel so good she thought she was about to ascend to heaven!

At this point, forget resisting; she couldn’t even be bothered to move a single paw. She let Gu Yizhou’s large hand do as it pleased with her head!

"Hmm... you’re snow-white without a single stray hair. From now on, I’ll call you Xiaobai!"

After some serious thought, Gu Yizhou looked at the little white cat on his lap, which was so comfortable it was letting out little purrs, and spoke in a solemn tone.

Yan Luoxi: "..."

"Ding!"

"Host eligibility detected. The ’Investment Strengthens System’ is now loading..."

...

Hearing the crisp, mechanical voice in his mind, Gu Yizhou’s hand paused for a moment.

"A system?"

Gu Yizhou blurted out subconsciously.

"Ding. System loading..."

"5%... 20%..."

"60%... 90%..."

"Ding!"

"System loaded successfully. Binding to host..."

"Ding!"

"System binding successful!"

"Ding!"

"Host eligibility confirmed. You have been granted one Newbie Blessing Pack. Claim it now?"

...

As the series of crisp, mechanical female voices suddenly rang out in his mind,

Gu Yizhou was sure he wasn’t having auditory hallucinations!

He was now absolutely certain: he had truly been reborn into a parallel world.

As for the existence of a system, Gu Yizhou was not unfamiliar with it; in fact, he was extremely familiar.

After all, in this day and age, who hadn’t read at least a few web novels?

The system was the classic "golden finger" that often appeared in web novels—a heaven-defying existence, the ultimate cheat device for a protagonist!

Gu Yizhou just never thought he would get a system too.

’Does this mean I’m destined to be the protagonist in this life?’

Gu Yizhou shamelessly thought to himself.

’But I was already planning to live a quiet, ordinary life. Why is it throwing this curveball at me now?’

"Sigh, I really didn’t want a system!"

Gu Yizhou sighed softly, shook his head, and muttered to himself in resignation, "I just want to be an ordinary person. Why is that so hard?"

System: "..."

If anyone else heard what Gu Yizhou said, they’d probably want to grab a club and beat him to death on the spot!

He got the prize and was still gloating about it!

It was truly a bit much!!

How outrageous!!!

"Ding!"

"Detected that the host has not yet claimed the Newbie Blessing Pack. Claim it now?"

Just then, the system’s voice sounded again with a reminder.

"Er..."

Gu Yizhou thought for a moment. ’I’m short on cash right now, so I might as well see what this system reward is!’

After a moment’s hesitation, he replied in his mind, "System, claim it!"

"Ding!"

"Claiming Newbie Blessing Pack..."

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