After the two beauties finished their rainbow-construction project, Lingzhou thoughtfully handed them thermos cups.
“Rinse your mouths.”
March took one and drank several mouthfuls.
After cleaning her mouth and swallowing some warm water—
A faint sense of happiness, almost like surviving a disaster, spread through her chest.
Warm.
Comfortable.
“Tha—KYAAAAAA!”
She was halfway through thanking him when a chunk of snow slid off a nearby dead branch and fell straight down the back of her neck.
That sensation?
Nobody could endure it quietly.
Stelle’s eyes flicked upward.
She very wisely stepped out from underneath the dead tree.
“Lingzhou.”
“Where did you pull those thermos cups from?”
“Obviously the consumables section of my inventory.”
Stelle looked confused.
“You dragged us into a game world?”
“What game world?”
“An inventory is just an inventory.”
“Our Astral Express tickets contain special portable storage space.”
March’s gaze landed on the baseball bat strapped behind Stelle.
Her expression turned strange.
“Sis.”
“What’s with that look?”
Stelle became uncomfortable under the stare.
“I’m wondering whether you read even one word of the Nameless Trailblazing Guide I gave you last night.”
“Based on my current memory…”
“No.”
Stelle thought seriously and answered with complete righteousness.
March couldn’t help rolling her eyes.
“No wonder you’re carrying that baseball bat everywhere.”
“I thought your chuuni phase activated and you just liked looking cool.”
“Keep insulting me and I’ll go red-temperature on you!”
“Hiss-heh?”
“Later this young lady will give you two good punches and teach you what a beautiful girl’s heavy hammer feels like.”
March raised her pink fists and made an adorably threatening expression.
Stelle ignored the threat.
She removed the ticket fastened neatly to her collar and looked at it with curiosity.
“So how do I use the storage?”
“Just think about it.”
“Like how I’m currently thinking about hitting you once…”
“And then you act.”
March really did lightly elbow Stelle.
“OWWW!”
“Why did you elbow me?”
“And what happened to the beautiful girl heavy hammer?!”
Stelle let out a dramatic cry.
However—
She had now grasped the method.
The baseball bat disappeared into storage.
“If you treat your senior’s advice like wind passing your ears, a hammer isn’t enough.”
“I really will elbow you!”
“Pause the happy bickering.”
“Someone is approaching.”
Lingzhou withdrew the faint smile from his eyes and stepped forward.
Without drawing attention, he placed himself slightly in front of the girls.
His peripheral vision moved toward the landing craft.
He dismissed the idea of storing it away.
“Great!”
“Looks like this Trailblaze expedition has a wonderful beginning.”
“Everything afterward will definitely go smoothly.”
March laughed sweetly.
A-Xian clicked Depart Immediately.
The screen unexpectedly faded into a cutscene.
The camera rapidly pierced through layers of cloud before slowly descending over a frozen wasteland.
“Oh.”
“They added a Jarilo map-preview animation in the official release?”
A-Xian was enjoying the scenery when the camera suddenly shifted.
A dark streak plunged diagonally from the sky.
The impact caused the game image to violently shake.
“Did we just crash?”
Before the final word even left her mouth—
A semi-static story illustration filled the screen.
Before anyone could inspect it carefully, a familiar voice immediately descended upon their ears.
“Who gets sick from riding in a spaceship?”
“That’s seriously lame…”
“BLEEEGH—”
At that moment—
Everyone could clearly see the artwork.
The landing craft in the background sat crookedly in deep snow.
Below it—
Two familiar beauties were bent at the waist, vomiting flowing seven-colored rainbows.
Beside them stood Lingzhou.
Two thermos cups in hand.
Calm as could be.
Obviously, he was perfectly fine.
He was patiently waiting for his companions to finish throwing up.
“HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
A-Xian exploded into unrestrained laughter.
“I wasn’t professionally trained!”
“Sorry!”
“I genuinely can’t hold it!”
[MAN! WHAT CAN I SAY?]
[Impossible to hold back. Who the hell was flying that ship? Terrifying piloting skills.]
[I’m guessing Stelle. She was the one who mocked March.]
[Why do I feel like it was Lingzhou…]
[LMAO. Definitely Lingzhou. His battle re-entry line gives it away.]
[Children, I have returned!]
[Who would’ve guessed the guy who constantly calls himself reliable is actually a vehicle-killing maniac.]
[Did he land safely or not? Answer the question!]
Lingzhou:
“You’re both so young and already get motion sickness?”
“You should’ve told me earlier.”
“I have medicine for that.”
The snow falling down March’s neck and the reveal that Stelle didn’t know how to use her ticket-storage feature filled the stream with laughter.
[Even elbowing memes made it in. MiHoYo really built a game entirely out of memes.]
[I really will elbow you, right?]
[An elbow from wife March isn’t an elbow. It’s a reward!]
“So THAT’S why characters can magically pull weapons out of nowhere.”
“They literally have inventories.”
“I thought the tickets were just decorations symbolizing the Astral Express.”
[Then explain non-Express characters pulling weapons out of nowhere.]
“Stop questioning anime logic!”
“If the Astral Express can have inventories, why can’t everyone else have storage rings?”
“The Chinese-style world later literally uses spatial technology.”
“Don’t obsess over details.”
The semi-static artwork disappeared.
“Pause the happy bickering.”
“Someone’s approaching.”
March:
“Great!”
“We’ve already encountered locals.”
“This Trailblaze journey has a good start.”
“Everything later will definitely go smoothly.”
“Oh no.”
“We’re screwed.”
A-Xian instantly reacted.
“In a game, a line like that usually means the exact opposite.”
“Don’t know whether it’ll be Sampo or Gepard.”
The silhouette in the snow gradually became clearer.
Once A-Xian saw the face—
She wasn’t surprised.
“Yep.”
“Sampo.”
“But why did he come to us by himself?”
“Huh?”
“He’s limping?”
???:
“Ow, ow, ow…”
“Heroes.”
“When operating a vehicle, you need to obey traffic laws!”
“Otherwise it’s dangerous!”
After realizing the newcomer was a tall man, March glanced at her companions.
Neither looked interested in speaking.
So she had no choice but to ask:
“We shouldn’t have hit you.”
“At Lingzhou’s speed, if we actually hit you, there’s no way you’d still be alive…”
Stelle leaned closer to Lingzhou.
“Are we being scammed?”
Lingzhou:
“How about we just elbow him unconscious and be done with it?”
Stelle:
“Sounds good.”
March instantly got a headache.
“HEY!”
“Could you two stop loudly conspiring in front of the target?!”
She already knew Lingzhou’s mind had a tendency to jump all over the place.
Whenever they were outside, he constantly said nonsense to entertain himself.
Now there was Stelle.
Her personality jumped even harder.
At this rate, Aha was going to glance at them sooner or later!
Was this how Nameless were supposed to behave?
???:
“DON’T ELBOW ME!”
“This old Sampo isn’t trying to scam anybody!”
“I was staring at the sky and didn’t watch my step.”
“I accidentally fell…”
These three were terrifying.
The moment they opened their mouths, they started discussing elbowing him unconscious.
In this frozen wasteland, wouldn’t an unconscious man freeze to death?
[Lingzhou is so damn scummy. Stelle too!]
[LMAO. The worst part is they both looked like they were genuinely considering it.]
[Can nobody tell Lingzhou’s joking from his tone? He’s clearly trying to scare Sampo.]
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