Lingzhou:
“You’re better at this sort of thing.”
“I have no opinion.”
After taking only a few steps—
A-Xian heard March begin complaining about Stelle’s earlier dialogue choice.
“What kind of advertising slogan were you shouting back there?”
“What does ‘Even Hakimi says it’s good’ mean?”
Stelle replied with complete confidence.
“Doesn’t it show that we have a broad business range and strong capabilities?”
“Our clothes can be worn by humans and Hakimi.”
March curled her lips.
“You got into character that quickly.”
“You spoke way too naturally.”
“Did you actually work in sales before losing your memory?”
“I don’t think so.”
“Correct! I am the ace salesperson!”
“Why can’t it just mean I’m good at improvising?”
March:
“Tch.”
“If you’re so good at improvising, why would your brain jump to Hakimi?”
Stelle:
“Cats get cold too.”
“Giving cats clothes isn’t strange.”
March:
“Yeah, but…”
“Hakimi doesn’t actually mean cat.”
Stelle:
“Huh?”
“Then why does Kun mean chicken?”
A-Xian’s expression instantly froze.
She became a statue for roughly two seconds.
Then burst into outrageous laughter.
The barrage chat exploded and covered the entire screen.
[ONE OF THE WORLD’S UNSOLVED MYSTERIES!]
[I AM A FARMER. THIS IS OBVIOUSLY A SUGAR BEET!]
[I CAN’T HOLD IT.]
[WHAT KIND OF SOUL-PIERCING QUESTION IS THAT?!]
[CRITICAL TEAMFIGHT ENGAGE!]
[Remember to bring your Hakimi to court.]
[You’re slandering our Gege! You’re forbidden from eating the eggs our Gege lays!]
“My respectful ass!”
“What kind of immortal philosophical question is ‘Why does Kun mean chicken?'”
“Who said MiHoYo protagonists had no characterization and low presence before?”
“A few more voiced lines and we’re already at THIS level.”
“If Stelle’s presence gets any stronger…”
“I genuinely don’t dare imagine it!”
“This is amazing.”
“The main story is this happy.”
“Knives?”
“What knives?”
“They’re obviously misdirection.”
“Cheap jump scares.”
“They can’t fool me!”
Lingzhou:
“We’ve been in Belobog for approximately two and a half system hours.”
The moment this additional line appeared—
The chat, which had barely begun calming down, erupted again.
[I CAN’T. MY STOMACH IS CRAMPING FROM LAUGHTER!]
[If they attack, I’ll be the first to run!]
[Lingzhou… you also hid the chicken foot.]
“There’s no follow-up conversation.”
“By the way, is Dan Heng’s route this funny?”
[Compared to this, Dan Heng’s route is so normal that Lingzhou’s route feels like unofficial folklore.]
“That’s good.”
“Different stories mean player choices finally matter.”
For most players—
The game was still fresh.
New map.
Naturally, they wanted to explore everything.
From experience on the Space Station, many had learned that shiny objects could be interacted with using F.
Sometimes they contained memes.
Sometimes achievements.
Sometimes even unexpected rewards.
Old Bear was a streamer with three million followers.
He was happily running around the entire map searching for interactable objects.
“That is…”
“A trash can?”
He interacted.
Nothing happened.
The sparkle remained.
Old Bear refused to believe it.
He pressed F again.
After advancing one line of narration—
March’s voice attacked his headphones with zero startup frames.
“Uh…”
“What are you trying to do?”
March:
“Hey!”
“What are you doing?”
March:
“So this moment finally came…”
March:
“No need to explain.”
“I understand.”
“The temptation is simply too strong for you.”
Lingzhou’s voice became complicated.
“Big sis.” Find the original chapter at g.com.
“You know that I understand you.”
“Everything is understood without words.”
“HAHAHAHAHAHA!”
“OH MY GOD!”
“This is impossible to hold back.”
“I’m finding another one.”
Old Bear nearly squealed like a pig from laughing.
He followed the edge of the map until he found a new target.
“Alright.”
“Let’s see what kind of nonsense this one gives.”
“If I don’t open it, what meaning does Trailblazing have?”
“It smells far too foul. Better stop before another rainbow appears.”
“I’m opening it!”
Lingzhou:
“Uh…”
March:
“W-Well…”
“You take your time treasure-hunting!”
“We’ll go look somewhere else!”
“Won’t disturb you!”
[FUCK. I laughed in class and the teacher threw me outside!]
[Accidentally laughed too loudly and woke my roommate. Now he says my punishment is picking up a bar of soap.]
[The writing team is 100% mentally ill. Every single one is Yi Tian.]
[Lingzhou and March’s voice acting nearly made my head fall off.]
[Even through a screen, you can hear the sheer disbelief in the voice actors’ emotions.]
If Old Bear weren’t using a VTuber avatar—
Everyone would’ve seen him bent over laughing.
“The ‘Why is Kun a chicken?’ line was already insane.”
“This trash-can literature is even worse!”
“It’s hard to imagine how long the developers laughed while writing this.”
“By the way.”
“What does this scene look like if you choose Dan Heng?”
Old Bear asked the same question A-Xian had.
Unlike her—
He had no beta experience and hadn’t followed the story beforehand.
When he learned that Dan Heng’s route also had trash-can interactions but nowhere near this level of absurdity—
He quietly made a decision.
Lingzhou’s route leaned comedic.
It created much better stream content.
For someone like Old Bear—
Good content could be clipped.
Viral clips meant benefits.
From now on—
Whenever he had a choice, he would prioritize Lingzhou-related routes.
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