System: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄
Pushing open the familiar door, Henry finally returned home.
“Lilith? I’m back~”
He pushed open his own room door and took a look, finding no one there.
Then he pushed open Lilith’s room.
Still no one there.
It seems she’s not at home…
Usually Lilith would wait for him at home.
“She must have had something important to do.”
Lilith always came and went without a trace, and Henry was used to it.
It’s just that Henry had thought there would be hot food waiting when he got home, so he didn’t eat outside.
He didn’t expect Lilith not to be home.
It looks like he’ll have to make something simple to get by.
He walked to the side of his bed and pulled out a box containing some of his important items.
Among them were a diary that had been read through, spare underwear, and… a Black Magic book.
Henry really felt like he was seeing ghosts!
Wasn’t this thing supposed to be on him? How did it appear here again?
He felt around his chest and discovered that the Black Magic book was really gone!
Then he opened the pages.
[Magic power has been replenished, but it’s still not enough]
Goodgrief, it really is you, you glutton!
Henry knocked on the book, hoping for some miracle like ‘Open Sesame.’
Unfortunately, this guy seemed to start slacking off after eating his fill, showing no response at all.
“I’m so mad! Give some response, or I’ll burn you!”
Henry angrily threw the book back into the box, then pulled out a bag of beef jerky and started munching on it.
At the same time, he also took out his diary that he hadn’t written in for a long time and began recording his experiences.
Ridiculous, this thing was meant to maintain his character setting!
Did you think his character setting didn’t need to be maintained?
After all, he was a super big villain, so he definitely had to do some villain-related things.
[On the road, someone’s mouth just wouldn’t stop talking. To help him calm down, I chose to knock him out, and incidentally helped myself to two eggs]
[I accidentally discovered a woman having an affair with another man. For the sake of family harmony, I still told her husband. Unexpectedly, he died after hearing it. No wait, he was already dead to begin with]
[The village chief is a good person, but he turned out to be a priest who doesn’t love little boys! Instead, he’s interested in someone like me, a young adult. How terrifying! It seems I was prejudiced – there really are priests who don’t love little boys.]
[I met a giant-breasted big sister who was very interested in me! However, good and evil don’t mix! I sternly refused her invitation!]
[When flying on a sword, you must concentrate, otherwise it’s easy to crash. I almost went to see man! Also, I hope Sherisa can eat more papaya to supplement herself. Iron Man is a nice person, but lacks some aesthetic appeal]
Henry carefully scanned through his diary.
It felt pretty good.
“Hmm? Giant-breasted big sister? It seems Master Henry had quite a rich experience during his outing.”
Henry felt a pair of heavy objects pressing down on his head.
Very oppressive.
However, listening to the other person’s voice, Henry inexplicably felt a chill.
“Lilith, let me explain.”
“No need to explain. It’s good that you returned safely.”
“Then could you please not press something against my back? It makes me suspect that during the time I was away, you went and changed your gender.”
Henry felt like something was pressing against his back.
He instinctively raised both hands in surrender.
He just hoped it wasn’t what he was thinking.
“You have that kind of fetish?”
“No, I’m straight. When it comes to futanari, I can’t even get hard.”
The pressure on his back instantly disappeared, and Henry turned around.
He saw Lilith carrying a baguette on her shoulder, with a basket full of food in her hand.
“I heard from the lady that you had returned, so I bought some food to bring home.”
Lilith narrowed her eyes at Henry, a mysterious smile playing at the corners of her mouth.
“However, just now I saw your expression — it seemed like you couldn’t see me, and you looked very disappointed.”
“What? There’s such a thing? I’ll definitely correct it next time!”
Henry firmly refused to admit his emotions from just now.
Instead, Lilith reached out and patted Henry’s head, like comforting a little child.
“Master Henry, you’ve worked very hard. I heard you dealt with another group of cultists and safely brought back Miss Sherisa. You really are a genius.”
Look at Lilith’s way with words! Although it sounded somewhat exaggerated, it couldn’t help but sound pleasant!
Raise the salary! She definitely needs a raise!
Of course, Sherisa would have to pay for this — he didn’t have money.
“Alright, I’ll go cook now. Before that, go check on the hot springs progress in the back.”
Mentioning this matter, Henry then remembered he still had a hot springs project.
He ran to the back yard to look, and saw that the large back yard had been transformed into a comfortable hot spring pool.
Now all that was left was to fill it with water.
He rubbed his hands together excitedly, then suddenly froze.
Wait, where would he get so much hot water to supply it?
No way, tomorrow before class he needs to find the principal first! Oh right! He also needs to bring a freshly baked little piglet!
[Ding! You seem to have found a spring in the sect. Try to develop it for the benefit of the sect’s fellow disciples]
[Reward: Alchemy Furnace]
[Kid, did you think that being the strongest Sword Immortal means you wouldn’t know alchemy? Wrong! You should be all-capable!]
How did it become alchemy? And what materials was he supposed to use for alchemy?
Henry felt this system was getting more and more ridiculous.
When the time comes, if he puts such a big Alchemy Furnace at home, it would definitely arouse others’ suspicions.
He couldn’t possibly say it was for cooking, could he?
And what could he even refine? He didn’t even have the methods or procedures. Could he really just throw things in and succeed?
It seems the system is really starting to get serious.
Previously when he said he wanted to build hot springs, there was no prompt at all.
If he hadn’t almost been kidnapped by Christine, the system probably wouldn’t have planned to get serious.
And you call yourself a system?
[System: ⁄(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄]
[It was this system’s error in judgment. Now compensating the host with one Marrow Cleansing Pill. Hope the host won’t hold grudges and will go further and further on the path of the strongest Sword Immortal.]
[Ding! Marrow Cleansing Pill: Can clean out excess impurities in your body, allowing you to better absorb spiritual power]
Holy shit? Just from complaining a few sentences, he got a reward?
“Hey hey? What if I don’t want to practice swordsmanship anymore?”
He waited a long time but the system showed no response.
The system was probably also pissed off by Henry’s shameless behavior.
It directly left him speechless.
Henry took out the Marrow Cleansing Pill and put it in his mouth.
Soon, he could feel his whole body burning up, as if something was burning inside him.
“Master Henry, time to eat!”
Lilith pushed open the back yard door and called out to Henry.
“Wait, I’m feeling a bit feverish right now.”
“Hmm? But you haven’t eaten the food I made yet.”
“Is this your reason for drugging me?”