Adjusts Stitch onesie and waves excitedly at the camera, nearly knocking over a stack of notebooks
Oh. My. GODS!
Bounces in chair, causing hood to fall over eyes
You guys! YOU GUYS! I can't even—
Pushes hood back, revealing flushed cheeks and bright eyes
Takes deep breath, trying to compose self
Okay, okay, let me try to be professional for like... two seconds.
Immediately breaks into another gigantic grin
WHO AM I KIDDING? FOUR HUNDRED COLLECTIONS? TWENTY THOUSAND VIEWS? IN TWELVE HOURS?!
Flails arms, sending papers flying
I literally woke up to my phone having a meltdown from notifications! Lycoris thought something was wrong because I started screaming into my pillow at 6 AM!
Laughs
He came running in with a baseball bat thinking we were being robbed or something!
Pulls legs up into chair, wrapping arms around knees
You guys... I don't even know how to express how much this means to me. Like, when we started planning KamiKure, I was so nervous. Writing fanfiction is one thing, right? But creating your own world, your own characters...
Touches trembling fingers to chest
It's like putting pieces of your soul out there for everyone to see.
Leans forward conspiratorially
And can we talk about Xavier for a second?
Wiggles eyebrows
That disaster of a man really resonated with you all, huh? I mean, same though. There's just something about a beautiful idiot who makes terrible life choices...
Grins
Don't worry, we've got SO MUCH planned for him. The women who are about to enter his life...
Glances off camera
Hey Lycoris! Can I tell them about the—
Listens
No?
Pouts
Fine, fine, no spoilers. But let's just say...
Smirks
My boyfriend has TASTE. And some very specific ideas about the kind of women who could handle our resident catastrophe.
Shuffles through papers on desk
Speaking of catastrophes... CALYPSO!
Clutches chest dramatically
My chaotic goddess baby! The way you all immediately latched onto her personality, her dynamic with Xavier...
Chef's kiss
It's exactly what we hoped for!
Pulls out notebook covered in doodles
You have no idea how many iterations we went through to get her just right. The balance between divine power and bratty energy, between loneliness and manipulation...
Looks directly into camera, expression softening
But you know what makes me happiest? The theories! The discussions! The way you're all analyzing every little detail and catching things we carefully planted...
Wipes away fake tear
My babies are so smart!
Suddenly sits up straight
OH! And about the "cooking" comments...
Grins mischievously
Let's just say the heat's about to get turned WAY up. Chapter 3 was just the appetizer. The main course?
Fans self
Hope you all brought your fire extinguishers!
Leans back, expression turning playful
You know...
Taps chin thoughtfully
This kind of support is incredible. Almost... too incredible?
Raises eyebrow
I mean, can you possibly keep this momentum going?
Hood falls over eyes again
Seriously though...
Pushes hood back, eyes suspiciously shiny
Thank you. All of you. For giving our story a chance. For falling in love with these characters we've poured so much into. For making this dream feel real.
Wipes eyes with sleeve
Ah geez, getting emotional again! Quick, someone make a joke about Xavier's terrible life choices before I start ugly crying!
Laughs
Glances at phone
Oh! And before I forget – Lycoris wanted me to ask what you all think about—
Phone buzzes
Another collection?!
Squints at screen
FIVE MORE?! IN THE TIME I'VE BEEN RECORDING?!
Looks up with wide eyes
You beautiful monsters are actually going to do it, aren't you? You're going to make me write myself into carpal tunnel!
Grins
Bring it on! My Stitch onesie and I are READY!
Reaches for coffee mug, takes long sip
Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go write about our favorite disaster bi and his goddess babysitter getting into more trouble. These Chapters won't write themselves!
Winks at camera
Until next time! Don't forget to tell me your theories! Your favorite moments! Your predictions! I read EVERY comment even if I can't always reply!
- Wisteria 🦋
P.S. Seriously though... 400 collections? You're all insane and I love you! Now excuse me while I go scream into another pillow!
P.P.S. For those who asked and are wondering what KamiKowa stands for... Kami translates to Goddess roughly and Kowa comes from Kowareta which means broken so it translates to Broken Goddess! I thought it would be much easier to look up and say than "That Time I Got Transmigrated With a Broken Goddess" plus, it rolls of the tongue!