”Junyue! What the hell are you doing?!”
Jun Yueyue grabbed Fang Anyu’s hair and turned around to see Fang Anyan running towards them, his expression ferocious and veins bulging. He even kicked the sofa halfway there, ignoring the pain, and hopped over. For a moment, Jun Yueyue thought she wasn’t seeing Fang Anyan, but a crazed zombie.
She was still holding Fang Anyu’s hair when she saw him painfully gagging at the toilet. After she had pinched his Adam’s apple, he started dry heaving into the toilet. She released Fang Anyu and closed the bathroom door before Fang Anyan could rush in, quickly locking it.
Fang Anyan couldn’t brake in time and slammed into the door with a loud crash. His eyes wide with rage, he pounded on the door frantically, yelling from outside, “Junyue, what are you doing! Open the door! If you dare touch my brother, I guarantee you’ll regret it—”
Jun Yueyue ignored him. The door looked sturdy enough, and Fang Anyan wasn’t a real zombie, so it wouldn’t be easy to break through. She watched Fang Anyu gag a few times but couldn’t vomit. She frowned, reached out and grabbed his hair, forcing him to tilt his head back.
“I don’t know how to explain it to you so you can understand, but you have to throw up now.” Jun Yueyue had seen this kind of thing many times in the post-apocalyptic world. Many people were so hungry that when they went to collect supplies, they would suddenly see food and eat it like crazy. The consequence of this was that their brains couldn’t process it, and by the time they realized they couldn’t eat anymore, the food was already pressing against their necks.
Especially compressed foods, and those biscuits and instant noodles that expand when soaked in water. They’re fine when you eat them, but after a while, you’ll feel so full that you feel like you’re going to die from the pain.
In the apocalypse, where would doctors come from? Jun Yueyue only knew the simplest and most brutal method: to make people who had eaten too much vomit. Although it was very uncomfortable, it was the fastest and most effective method.
Jun Yueyue usually throws a punch, and after the mutation, her fist is as big as a real sandbag. She can make even someone who has no food in their stomach vomit, let alone someone who has eaten a lot. So when she encounters this situation, one punch is enough to solve it.
She was also planning to do that, but what she was holding was Fang Anyu’s sweaty hair. His hair had some natural curls, which weren’t obvious when it was dry, but now that it was wet, soft, and curly, it gave people a very fragile and pitiful feeling when she held it in her hand. Especially when paired with Fang Anyu’s pale face and tightly closed eyes, Jun Yueyue clenched her fists and found that she couldn’t bring herself to do it…
Fang Anyan roared outside, his voice so loud that it alerted the servants and Jun Yu. Fang Anyan then roared at the servants, “Bring the spare key!”
Jun Yueyue listened to Fang Anyan’s exaggerated howling and screaming, and was even prepared to ignore it, but the way Fang Anyu bit his lip reminded her of last night…
So she suppressed her disgust, pried open Fang Anyu’s mouth, and hooked her fingers hard at his throat twice. Fang Anyu let out a “waah” and before he could even turn his head, he vomited all over her bathrobe and calves.
Fang Anyan’s eyes were bloodshot, his mind filled with images of his brother being bullied, having his head shoved into the toilet to drink water, and being forced to do all sorts of strange things by that heartless, crazy woman. He was almost conjuring up a dramatic, tragic soap opera in his mind, but when he actually opened the door, he and everyone outside froze in place.
He even subconsciously took a step back and held his breath.
Fang Anyu was clutching Jun Yueyue’s bathrobe, still vomiting. The scene was too gruesome to bear. Jun Yu couldn’t help but gag and almost vomited as well.
Fang Anyan’s face was contorted with resentment. He held his breath and walked closer, but didn’t know how to make a move.
Only Jun Yueyue stood there expressionless, sighing helplessly, without even covering her nose.
This is nothing compared to the stench of a zombie being gutted with a single cut. That’s the real tang. And sometimes, to disguise themselves, they would scoop out the zombie’s internal organs and smear them on their own bodies, making the rotten smell impossible to wash off with water.
When your goal is to live, you’ll find that there’s nothing a person can’t do.
A glamorous appearance, handsome looks, and wealth—none of these can conceal the fact that a person’s true nature, including their eyes, ears, nose, and mouth, is a source of filth. Even if many people know this, they cannot accept it.
So in this world, there will be people who love you when you are glamorous and in the prime of your youth, but they will also cut off their love for you when you are suffering from illness and filth, and your glamorousness is gone. This is the inherent weakness of human nature.
Of course, Jun Yueyue didn’t love Fang Anyu. She didn’t mind; she had just seen too much of this and was completely oblivious to it.
”Close the door.” Seeing Fang Anyan at a loss, Jun Yueyue waved to him to get lost. Then she reached out and patted Fang Anyu’s back twice to help him catch his breath. Then she turned on the shower, adjusted the water temperature, kicked the drain open, and turned it on to the maximum to wash Fang Anyu over.
Fang Anyan moved his lips, as if he wanted to say something, but in the end he said nothing. His arrogance had completely vanished. After closing the bathroom door, he opened the bedroom window for ventilation and waited outside.
After sleeping with Fang Anyu on the first day of her transmigration, Jun Yueyue took a bath with Fang Anyu on the second day.
Although it wasn’t good at first, Fang Anyu’s discomfort subsided later, and after realizing what he had done, he obediently cleaned himself up. In the end, he even helped Jun Yueyue scrub her back. Before they were both finished washing and the bathroom was clean and ready to come out, he reached out and tugged at Jun Yueyue’s bathrobe sleeve.
Jun Yueyue had been bathing for too long, soaking in hot water excessively, and she had also been exercising beforehand. Now her entire body was fair and rosy, and given her naturally alluring appearance, she looked like a flower in full bloom, in a state of decadence.
”What?” Jun Yueyue turned to look at Fang Anyu, who was also flushed, his hair was wet, and his curly bangs couldn’t cover his full forehead. Jun Yueyue reached back and tugged his hair, raising her eyebrows as she looked at him.
It turns out that the bangs are the real deceptive element. When they’re fluffy and down, they look so harmless, but when you sweep them up, they actually make you look quite masculine.
Fang Anyu’s lips moved; he wanted to say thank you, but when he instinctively reached out to touch himself, he found that he only had a bath towel on his body and no notebook to write on.
He couldn’t say anything, so he could only stare at Jun Yueyue.
Jun Yueyue waited for a while, then scoffed, “We can’t communicate, let’s go out first, we’ll both be soaking for a bit.”
As she spoke, she opened the door and came out first. Fang Anyu stood at the bathroom door, head down, seemingly lost in thought. After a while, Fang Anyan, who was waiting outside, saw Jun Yueyue come out but not his brother. He then opened the bathroom door and went in, pulling Fang Anyu, who was in a daze for some reason, out of the bathroom.
There were originally two bathrobes in the bathroom. Jun Yueyue wore one in the morning, and she is wearing another one now, so Fang Anyu is only wearing a bath towel.
This meant that the marks on his body were completely exposed. After Fang Anyan pulled Fang Anyu out, he looked at his brother’s body, speechless and blushing. The arrogance that had just subsided suddenly surged up again.
Turning to Jun Yueyue, he demanded, “What’s going on?! Are you crazy?!”
Jun Yueyue was utterly exasperated with this little male lead who practically flew into a rage whenever he saw her, but she refused to back down verbally, casually retorting, “I’m even better in bed. Your brother’s really fierce in bed, he looks like this, he’s happy otherwise.”
Jun Yueyue picked at her ear with her fingers, and taking advantage of Fang Anyu’s inability to hear, she casually made up a story to Fang Anyan, “What are you yelling about again? Want me to show you mine?”
Fang Anyan choked, but then, as if remembering something, immediately retorted, “You’re talking nonsense! You clearly have…”
”Oh my,” Jun Yueyue said deliberately, pointing towards Fang Anyu who was slowly getting dressed, “Did you hear that, honey? Your brother admitted he looked at me…”
Fang Anyan turned his head sharply, looking at Fang Anyu with a panicked expression. Fang Anyu didn’t turn around and obviously didn’t hear him. Fang Anyan then snapped his neck back, looking as if he wanted to devour Jun Yueyue alive.
His brother is deaf, and he has been led astray by this woman many times!
”Have you no shame! How could you…” Fang Anyan spun around like a trapped beast, pointing at Jun Junyue, stammering for a long time, but unable to utter a complete sentence.
Jun Yueyue crossed her arms and watched Fang Anyan go around in circles like a donkey pulling a millstone.
Fang Anyan wandered around for a while, then glanced at his brother again. Suppressing his irritable emotions, he managed to calm down and said, “Let’s arrange a place to talk after we come back from Grandpa’s place in a few days.”
Jun Yueyue leaned against the window with her arms crossed, looking at the sunlight outside. She was in a pretty good mood. “Okay, we really need to have a good talk.”
She needs to break free from the main storyline as soon as possible and live her own good life. Hanging out with Fang Anyu will inevitably keep her on the main storyline, and since they’re going to get divorced sooner or later anyway, it’s best to talk things out early.
”You and my brother get ready,” Fang Anyan said, pinching his brow. “We’re going to see Grandpa Jun tomorrow.”
“Mm,” Jun Yueyue responded.
She remembered this part of the story: going back to her hometown to visit the patriarch of the Jun family. The patriarch was now the real power holder of the Jun family. He owned a piece of land that every real estate developer in Qiuhai City coveted, and it was said to be worth hundreds of millions.
This trip back is ostensibly a visit to Fang Anyu a month after their marriage, but it’s actually a test. Grandpa Jun will arrange two trials for the four of them. This is actually the last chance for the villainous female supporting character. As a grandfather, how could he not possibly favor his own granddaughter?
Of course, he also hoped that his original granddaughter, who was able to walk freely with her limbs intact, would be sensible, able to shoulder the burden of the family, and of good character, so that he could entrust the other granddaughter with mobility issues to her. He was so old, his son, daughter-in-law, and wife had all passed away, and he wouldn’t live for many more years…
However, the original owner was only thinking about how to seduce Fang Anyan and failed the test. Unfortunately, in the end, Grandpa Jun gave the land to Jun Yu and Fang Anyan.
Jun Yueyue wasn’t planning on going through any tests this time. In novels, stealing the male lead’s luck usually doesn’t end well. This was her first time transmigrating into a book, but it wasn’t her first time reading one.
Moreover, given a second chance at life, Jun Yueyue has no desire to get involved in any messy affairs. Even if she were given the land, she wouldn’t know how to manage it. During her five years in the apocalypse, her demands for life were very low. Being well-fed and clothed, and ideally having a man to warm her bed, was enough for her.
She’s dressed as the eldest daughter of the Jun family, and she’d be entitled to more money than an ordinary person could earn in a lifetime. Why is she so foolish as to meddle in this mess? Isn’t it exhausting?
Jun Yueyue was recalling the plot and was wondering whether she should simply follow the original owner’s method when she was suddenly tugged at.
Turning her head to face Fang Anyan, she frowned and said, “Why haven’t you left yet? Do you want to see me change clothes?”
Fang Anyan was almost driven to the point of losing his temper by Jun Yueyue. This time, instead of hopping around like a toad, he moved closer to Jun Yueyue and whispered, “You’re not allowed to touch my brother again!”
They were going to get divorced anyway. After Fang Anyan found out about his brother and this woman, he was confused, but his protective instincts from childhood kicked in, and he was really angry. If they were going to get divorced, what was the point of being a real couple?
Jun Yueyue had long lost any affection for the male lead, Fang Anyan. Upon hearing this, she glanced at Fang Anyu, who had left the bedroom and was nowhere to be seen, and smiled, revealing her small white teeth. It wasn’t that she was happy, but rather that she was impatient.
“I won’t touch him…” Jun Yueyue reached out and lifted Fang Anyan’s chin, “Then I’ll touch you? Will you leave the door open for me tonight?”
”Jun Yue!” Fang Anyan was half a head taller than Jun Yueyue. He looked down at her, grabbed her hand, and pressed it against the window behind her. Of course, this was a subconscious action. Although Jun Yueyue found it a bit shocking, she understood. After all, he was a melodramatic romance novel protagonist.
Fang Anyan, like a Tyrannosaurus Rex , held Jun Yueyue’s wrist with one hand and pointed at her nose with the other, saying, “If you dare to do this again, I will…”
“Your brother is behind you,” Jun Yueyue said suddenly as she looked over his shoulder.
”Don’t try to scare me with my brother!” Fang Anyan was about to threaten again when he was patted on the shoulder.
With one hand held by him and the other propped up on the windowsill, Jun Yueyue smiled and whistled a very roundabout tune at Fang Anyu, and waved to him.
Fang Anyan froze completely.