“We already did the interview last time, so we’ll skip that–.”
He took out Lenea’s interview record, which he had stashed away in a corner.
Her age, 1,901 years old, was still overwhelmingly conspicuous.
“Our Meracle has a total of three membership systems.
Basic, Standard, and Premium.”
Lenea listened while looking at the catalog Kim Yang had handed her.
“Starting with the difference in the number of matchings, manager consultations, chat meetings, studio photoshoots and styling, breakup consulting, and so on.
Services are sequentially added and their quality improves.” “Breakup consulting?”
She seemed to think it was out of the blue.
But surprisingly, breakup consulting was the most effective form of dating coaching possible.
“It’s rare for people to connect after just one meeting.
Listening to the reasons why the client was not liked and helping them improve on their shortcomings is what breakup consulting is all about.” “Oooooh.”
Of course, it didn’t seem like it would be very effective for Lenea.
If she got rejected, nine times out of ten it would be because of her age.
“It’s much more systematic than I thought, isn’t it?” “Of course, we’re professionals.
So, shall we sign you up for the Premium plan right away?” “Ahem, to just jump into the most expensive one–.”
I’m starting to want to kick her out.
“You received 200 million and yet–.” “Ah, I have something to say about that!
No, the actual received amount was cut in half, so I only got 100 million!” “What?
No, how did that happen?” “They said because I’m from the 4th Floor, have no Hunter License, and haven’t been on the 3rd Floor for long, they tacked on all sorts of taxes and took half!
They said the 3rd Floor was a den of thieves, but I never thought it would happen to me–!”
The Elf Queen clenched her fists, bursting with indignation.
Her eyes were moist, as if she was extremely resentful.
“That’s why I have to save money.” “Even if it’s Premium, it’s only 5 million won anyway.” “5 million won?!” “Taphon or Wedding Company have their most expensive memberships going up to 10 million won, and the Royal Matching folks ask for as much as 20 million won.
This amount is a joke.” “Ah, no.
To charge that much just for introducing people–.” “Ahem, it’s not just any person.
It’s about meeting a life partner.”
Nevertheless, Lenea’s expression didn’t brighten up much.
Sigh, it can’t be helped.
“Does it seem like a loss?” “A, a little…?
No, there’s no guarantee it’ll work out for sure–.”
Her fingers fidgeted.
I stealthily let Lenea in on the dark truth.
“With a Premium membership, do you think we’d introduce you to just anyone?
We’ll connect you with someone rich, right?”
Twitch!
The elf’s ears moved.
“And if you marry that person?
5 million won?
Ah, that’s a joke.
Among our members, there are many who easily earn hundred-million-won annual salaries.” “R-Really?” “Hunter Yi Kang-ho from last time.
There are fluctuations, but during peak season, he’s someone who has earned in the hundreds of millions per month.” “…!?”
She seemed surprised that Yi Kang-ho, who was much weaker than her, earned that much.
But when working as a hunter, being skilled doesn’t necessarily mean you earn a lot of money.
There are skilled hunters who earn little, and vice versa.
Hunter Yi Kang-ho, strictly speaking, was the latter.
A hunter who knew how to earn more money than his skills warranted.
“A marriage you’ve waited 1,901 years for.
Shouldn’t you snag a hot-shot guy?” “Th-That’s great!
I’ll take the Premium plan!” “Understood!
Hey, Kim Yang, bring the Premium contract!” “Here.”
Quick work.
Kim Yang is quick on the uptake.
Watching Lenea diligently scribble her signature, I understood why swindlers target the elderly.
“Oh, right!
I thought of something.”
Lenea stopped writing the contract and lowered her voice.
“To be honest, this one’s age is a bit of a problem, isn’t it?” “Not a bit, it’s a big problem.” “Ahem!
Anyway.
I’ve found a way to solve that.” “A way to solve it?”
A wicked smile that didn’t suit an elf at all.
“I’ll lie about my age.” “You’ll get sued if you’re caught.”
How absurd.
As if age isn’t a critical factor in the marriage market.
Especially among men, there’s a fair number who absolutely refuse to consider an older person.
But Lenea seemed to know that much, as she rapped the desk Thump!
Thump!
and continued.
“I know!
This one knows, too!
But you see.
If you think about it, you’ll realize it’s not that risky.” “…” “First, my appearance.
Honestly, if you say I’m in my 20s in human years, people will believe it.
You did too, President.”
Well, this.
I had no choice but to admit it.
The unique beauty of elves doesn’t fade even with the passage of time.
Thanks to that, I was completely fooled into thinking she was in her 20s when we first met.
“The plan is to lie and get married first.
After that, we just have to live all lovey-dovey.” “Well, you said you had a plan.” “This one being an elf is the plan.
Think about it, in any case, this body will live longer than my husband, right?
With this same face?” “…” “Then for the husband, is there really a difference if this one is young or old?!”
What kind of person is this?
“Are all elves psychopaths like this?” “Please say that I’m just desperate!”
I didn’t answer, just gave an awkward, dry cough, and continued.
“It’s not like I’m saying something completely wrong, is it?
Honestly, as long as I don’t reveal it, there’s no way my lie will be caught.” “…”
On this point, I had to shut my mouth.
Because I was actually fooled too.
“B-Boss.
You really didn’t know?” “Yeah, I didn’t.” “That’s amazing, that elf.”
Lenea preened.
But Kim Yang didn’t let it go with a simple compliment.
“B-Boss can see through all lies.” “What, does he have some kind of power?” “No!
Sh-Should I say he has a good gut feeling?
He’s really good at finding them out!”
Just as Kim Yang said.
One of my few strengths was having an excellent sense of smell for lies.
“In the end, I did figure out you were a grandmother.”
Since I had succeeded in apprehending the 1,901-year-old, conscience-dead grandmother, couldn’t I say my sense of smell was still alive and kicking?
“Ahem, right, right.
I’ll admit you have a good gut feeling.
But not everyone is like that.
So if I lie about my age, there’s no way I’ll be caught–.” “B-Boss.
Trash.”