In a dormitory at St.
Freya Academy, near the neon-lit city, Mo Wang was slumped at his desk, staring at a brand-new appointment letter in front of him.
“Why, why is this happening!
Out of nowhere, I suddenly became the temporary captain of the Hyperion?” Mo Wang couldn’t say he was on the verge of tears, but he could only describe himself as utterly disheartened.
Mo Wang, male, about 16 years old.
Before his transmigration, he was an ordinary high school student who loved playing various games.
Because he forgot to turn off the gas while cooking at home, and was holding a domestic-brand phone playing Genshin Impact, he instantly became human fragments.
As a result, when he woke up, he found himself in Honkai Impact 3rd, becoming a student in the Schicksal Captain Division.
Originally, he was quite excited about this transmigration.
But when he saw that his Honkai Energy Adaptation was only D-rank, he unhesitatingly chose to slack off.
Are you kidding me?
With D-rank Honkai Energy Adaptation, on the battlefield he probably couldn’t even be cannon fodder.
He might as well just be a salted fish, and after graduation, see if some remote branch would take him in, and just be a freeloader.
However, as luck would have it, recently Himeko, the original captain of the Hyperion, was suddenly severely injured during a mission, forcing them to find some unlucky bastard to replace her as the Hyperion’s captain.
And that unlucky bastard just happened to be him, Mo Wang.
“Heavens above!
Earth below!
Why is this happening!” Mo Wang really wanted to run over, grab some blonde guy by the collar, and ask him what he had done to deserve this.
Why did he have to be the captain?
He had no background, no strength, and was just a salted fish in class.
No matter how you drew lots, it shouldn’t have landed on him!
Thinking about the future events this broken world would face—the Queen of Emptiness, the Far East Branch rebellion, Otto becoming a god, Kevin destroying the world…
His small arms and legs probably weren’t even enough to fill the gaps between those big shots’ teeth.
Of course, running to Schicksal HQ to grab Otto by the collar was something Mo Wang didn’t have the guts to do now.
As the saying goes, since you can’t resist, you might as well just slack off.
“At this point, might as well watch some videos.” Mo Wang picked up his phone, about to open a video app, when he noticed that his phone had an extra strange app in it.
“What’s this?
Dimensional Chat Group?
When did I download this?” Mo Wang scratched his head, really unable to remember what this thing was.
Could it be that he accidentally touched something while sleeping last night?
Driven by strange curiosity, Mo Wang tapped on this odd app.
The first thing he saw was his own identity information.
Name: Mo Wang [Some salted fish king of the Hyperion]
Constitution: Honkai Energy Adaptation Constitution
Skills: Basic combat proficiency, starship piloting, combat command, military hand-to-hand combat, marksmanship mastery.
Evaluation: A student on the Hyperion in some timeline.
Although possessing strong knowledge, his overly laid-back personality makes him unremarkable at school.
“Holy crap!
Doxxed!” When Mo Wang saw this thing at first glance, he thought some hacker had doxxed him.
But then, he felt something was off.
Who doxxes someone by giving them an entire app?
This thing looked more like the legendary…
golden finger?
“Pfft!
Who are you calling a salted fish!
Well, slacking off—can that be called being a salted fish for a student?
This is clearly called a normal student life!” What student doesn’t love slacking off?
Those who don’t love slacking off are heretics!
They’ve already departed from the student community!
How could he possibly be a salted fish?
Impossible.
And just as Mo Wang was studying what this thing actually was, the app showed that several friends had been added.
Mo Wang [Some blonde guy from Teyvat]: Holy crap, what is this thing?
Why do I suddenly have an extra phone?
And it even comes with a chat app built in?
Mo Wang [Some trash king on a train]: Bro, isn’t doxxing a bit too much?
Is there no privacy anymore?
Mo Wang [Some savior of humanity]: Strange, why do all the people in this group call themselves Mo Wang?
Is this name really that common now?
Mo Wang [Some salted fish king of the Hyperion]: Maybe perhaps possibly?
Bro, why do your usernames look so familiar to me?
Also, I really am called Mo Wang.
Mo Wang [Some video store owner]: Wait, if you guys are all Mo Wang, then who am I?
Mo Wang looked at the group members, feeling that the more he looked, the more familiar they seemed.
“Wait, aren’t these all alt accounts I made when I was surfing the internet back then?” When he noticed this, the others in the group apparently noticed it too.
Mo Wang [Some trash king on a train]: Wait, hold on.
Are you all Mo Wang?
I was a student at XX Middle School in XX City before I transmigrated.
Mo Wang [Some savior of humanity]: What a coincidence, bro, me too…
Mo Wang [Some blonde guy from Teyvat]: I bet you all were blown up by a gas tank…
At this point, the group fell into a three-minute silence.
[Some salted fish king of the Hyperion]: Ahem ahem, I just noticed this phone app also has a memory transfer function.
How about we try it?
[Some trash king on a train]: I think that’s a good idea.
That way we can find out who everyone really is, right?
[Some video store owner]: That doesn’t seem very appropriate…
[Some savior of humanity]: If you’re gonna play, don’t be scared; if you’re scared, don’t play!
As Mo Wang tapped the memory transfer function, streams of memories, in the form of compressed files, began frantically pouring into his brain.
Mo Wang: …
Alright, he finally understood.
The group members really were all himself.
So when his house exploded back then, not only did it kill him, but it even blew his soul into fragments and scattered them into other worlds.
[Some salted fish king of the Hyperion]: Wait, so why is it that after I transmigrated, I’m just a good-for-nothing?
And in a super dangerous world like Honkai?
[Some trash king on a train]: Stop barking, look where I am?
[Some savior of humanity]: Want to switch with me?
You’ve got girls there and you’re still complaining?
[Some video store owner]: Yeah, at least you can fight, right?
[Some salted fish king of the Hyperion]: You sis-con, shut up!
Although they now knew they had been blown into fragments, the Mo Wangs still had a pretty good attitude.
After all…
having this kind of golden finger was also reassuring, right?
[Some video store owner]: Speaking of which, doesn’t this golden finger of ours look pretty familiar?
[Some blonde guy from Teyvat]: I know, transmigrating into 99 versions of yourself, classic golden finger trope.
[Some savior of humanity]: I think it’s more like the chat group where everyone is yourself kind of routine.
[Some trash king on a train]: I think it’s all the same.
I just noticed this phone seems to have an ability sharing function too.
How about we try it?
Mo Wang looked at the bottom of the phone and found that next to memory transfer, there was indeed an ability sharing function.
This was great!
Thinking about being able to obtain abilities from other worlds, how could he not be excited?
“Projection Magic!
Elemental Power usage!
Holy crap!
I’m finally going to turn my life around!”
With that thought, Mo Wang quickly tapped the share function and uploaded his Honkai Energy Adaptation Constitution.
[Some video store owner]: Shared hacker techniques
[Some blonde guy from Teyvat]: Shared Teyvat cooking guide
[Some savior of humanity]: Shared basic magecraft and Magic Circuits
[Some salted fish king of the Hyperion]: Shared Honkai Energy Adaptation Constitution
[Some trash king on a train]: Shared Stellaron
Mo Wang: …
Just as Mo Wang was happily receiving the things the other versions of himself had shared, when he saw what the trash king on the train had shared, his finger froze in mid-air.
Bro, what the hell did you just share?
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