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My Chat Group Is Way Too Strange

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Chapter 17: If the Bishop Sees This My Life Is Over

My Chat Group Is Way Too Strange

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“What?

The Overseer is at St.

Freya?” The moment Mo Wang heard this, he knew something was wrong.Full novel: My Chat Group Is Way Too Strange — read the rest free on N​o⁠v​e⁠l​C⁠o​d⁠e​x⁠.​o⁠r​g⁠

To be honest, he’d figured Otto would at least wait a few days and come up with some excuse before showing up.

But he never expected the man to sneak over to St.

Freya the very same day.

What’s the deal?

Did he find out some scoundrel was eyeing his granddaughter and decide to come swinging a blade?

“It can’t really be that he found out about the cuckold fanfics I wrote about him, can it?” Mo Wang had his doubts.

If Otto actually saw the stuff he’d written…

He suddenly felt that possibility was pretty high.

This was just like how literati in feudal times loved reading all sorts of unofficial histories about the emperor—stories about the big boss always got crazy popular.

Especially since Mo Wang had thrown in some…

unspeakable tales involving the Schicksal Overseer, the Saint Kallen, and a mysterious fox shrine maiden.

For these Schicksal girls with nothing better to do than let their chests ache from boredom, that was an absolute must-read.

And when Mo Wang was secretly writing and got banned a few times, some Valkyries started passing copies around in secret, which made it even worse.

Mo Wang himself knew Himeko had already confiscated several of his books during class.

Yeah, handwritten ones at that…

If the old man ever got his hands on those books, his life was probably over, right?

“Ahem, so my dear Miss Theresa, what exactly does your grandfather want with me by coming here?” Mo Wang tried to pry some information out of Theresa.

He had no choice—he couldn’t even begin to guess what that golden-haired old man was thinking.

After all, a memelord can’t figure out what a madman is thinking, unless that memelord happens to be the Joker.

“You dare ask?!” Theresa looked at Mo Wang like he was some kind of scumbag.

“Wh-what?

What did I do?

Principal, I swear I didn’t do anything!

Heaven as my witness, the kid isn’t mine.”

“Pfft!

You bastard!

Who has a kid?!” Theresa’s face flushed red as she smacked him again.

“First, tell me what’s going on with that Judas in your hand.”

“Oh, it’s about Judas.

Here’s the thing—Divine Keys actually come in pairs…”

“If you tell me it’s a male and female pair, I’ll punch you.” Theresa waved her cute little fist in front of Mo Wang’s face.

“Haha.” Mo Wang let out a nervous laugh.

“Alright, Principal, I’ll tell you.

But you absolutely can’t tell anyone else, or I’m done for.”

“Oh?

What is it?” Theresa looked at Mo Wang curiously.

“Actually, it’s magic.

As long as I understand the essence of a weapon, I can freely replicate it.

Don’t tell anyone, okay~” Mo Wang whispered quietly into Theresa’s ear.

“Here we go again.

Now it’s magic?” Theresa didn’t believe a word of it.

She’d let the earlier stuff slide, but now he was bringing out magic?

“Hey, I tell you the truth and you won’t believe me.

What am I supposed to do?” Mo Wang spread his hands, indicating he was out of options.

“Alright, alright, our dear Principal.

Since your grandfather’s here, let’s not keep the Overseer waiting.

Let’s hurry on over.” Seeing that Theresa wanted to keep pressing, Mo Wang quickly dragged her along.

Theresa, seeing that Mo Wang’s mouth was full of things she couldn’t tell true from false, just gave up.

As Mo Wang walked out of the dormitory, he saw that all the Valkyries at the school had already assembled.

“Wow, quite the turnout.

Guess that’s what happens when the Overseer comes in person.” Mo Wang looked at the formation by the training ground and couldn’t help but sigh.

Back when they went on missions, there were never this many people.

Mo Wang glanced around and spotted Kiana standing at the front of the formation.

But there was no sign of Mei or Bronya—obviously those two were still lying in their hospital beds.

Kiana, who was chatting with a nearby Valkyrie, caught sight of Mo Wang and shot him a glare.

Mo Wang found it rather baffling.

What had he done to piss her off this time?

But soon enough, he stopped caring, because his attention was completely drawn to a young woman up ahead.

There, Himeko and Fu Hua were chatting and laughing with a girl dressed in a maid outfit, exuding an aura of charm from head to toe.

When she saw Mo Wang approach, a beautiful smile bloomed on her face like a flower.

“Well, well, look who’s here?

Isn’t this our strongest Valkyrie squad’s Immortal Blades vice-captain, Miss Rita?

It’s only been a short while, and you’ve gotten even prettier.”

The charming young woman who appeared was, of course, the number one maid of Honkai Impact 3rd, the original bad girl, Miss Rita.

“Hehehe~ Mo Wang, you’re the one with the sweet tongue.

I never expected that after our last meeting, you’d really become one of Schicksal’s ‘higher-ups.'” Rita said with a cheerful laugh.

“Miss Rita flatters me.

I’m hardly a higher-up.

I’m just here to take the blame.

If we’re talking about higher-ups, aren’t you Immortal Blades Valkyries the real core?

I’m just middle management at best—a small middle manager.” Mo Wang wore a full smile in response to Rita.

The scene left Himeko and Fu Hua with strange expressions.

It looked like the two of them were on incredibly good terms.

“Hey, who is that woman standing in front of Mo Wang?

Why do they look so familiar with each other?” Kiana, standing at the front of the formation, furrowed her brow as she watched Rita chatting and laughing with Mo Wang.

She sensed something was off.

“No idea.

I heard she’s a higher-up from headquarters?” The Valkyrie beside her looked just as confused at Kiana’s question.

“A higher-up from headquarters?

How does that dead fish know her?

Haven’t you heard anything?” Kiana turned to ask the other Valkyries.

Huh?

You’re asking me?

The Valkyrie beside her stared blankly at Kiana.

Isn’t Kiana the one closest to Mo Wang?

If she didn’t know, how would anyone else?

“Something’s wrong.

Nine parts out of ten, something’s wrong.” Kiana squinted at Mo Wang and Rita, as if a little drama was already playing out in her head.

Meanwhile, after exchanging pleasantries with Mo Wang, Rita smiled sweetly and said, “By the way, Captain, the Overseer has been waiting inside for quite a while now.

Do try not to keep him waiting too long~”

“Oh, look at me.

The moment I see a beauty, I can’t move.

Let’s hurry on over.” Mo Wang laughed cheerfully at Rita as if nothing was wrong.

When Mo Wang led the group of Valkyries to the Principal’s office, a golden-haired young man sat there with a calm expression.

But the moment the door swung open, Mo Wang’s hand twitched involuntarily, and cold sweat began pouring down his face.

There, in the young man’s hands, was a book titled: The Untold Secrets of the Schicksal Saint, the Island Shrine Maiden, and the Schicksal Overseer.

[Schicksal’s Resident Slacker]: Looks like my life is really about to reach its end.

Thank you so much for following this story with me.

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