Rea had spotted Nera the last time the big-buttocks girl had visited her aunt and uncle. She had tried to talk to her, but Nera escaped quickly before she could declare war on her anus. "I'll find you one day, Nera," she shouted, jumping on her totaled Jaguar F-Type.
The sponge girl was salty about it and had sworn vengeance. She arrived at school and parked her secondary car, a 1969 Chevrolet Camaro. She saw Danna Ai's Harley Davidson and Kora's shitty Ford Fiesta. They were already there.
Rea headed straight to Mr. Eladio's office. She knocked on the door and entered. The fat bald principal was sitting at his desk, his greasy mustache and gross face making Rea want to puke.
"Rea! What a nice surprise!" he said, a lecherous smile on his face.
"Old man, I demand a new school trip to Caprisce. I have to settle some unfinished business with a certain person there," she stated, her chin up in the air.
"Rea. Do you have any idea how the whole logistics of a trip like that is handled?" he asked. "It's a lot of paperwork, a lot of time, and a lot of effort."
"I don't care! Make it happen! Or else I'll tell everyone that you have a thing for little boys," she threatened, crossing her arms and staring him down.
Mr. Eladio frowned, keeping his cool. He was not a man who could be threatened. He was the principal, and the League of Milfs wouldn't let anything happen to his school. "Rea. I'm not going to let you bully me into this. Your father might be the King of Sponges, but you don't know how trips are handled."
"Oh, yeah?!" Rea grabbed a stapler and began to press it down, shooting staples into the desk. "I'm going to staple my name to the desk until you say yes!" She continued until the desk was covered in shiny metal.
"Stop it, Rea!" Mr. Eladio shouted, covering his head with his hands. "The school has no money to pay for such a trip! If you want to go to Caprisce, ask your father to sponsor us."
"I can't!" Rea shouted. "He's going to ask why, and if I say it's to find the girl whose ass I tried to fuck, then he's going to think that I'm gay!"
"But you're gay," Mr. Eladio pointed out.
"SHUT UP!" Rea threw the stapler on the ground.
"Just convince him to sponsor the trip. I'll take care of the rest. We can say it's part of the cultural exchange program with another school," he suggested, looking at her with a smile.
"You promise?" she asked, suspicious.
"I promise."
And like that, Rea asked her father to sponsor the school trip. Rikard was reluctant to do it, but he didn't want to disappoint his daughter, so he ended up paying for it. The school board was happy, the students were excited, and Rea was pleased.
"So, yeah. We'll visit the cleanest city in the country," Mr. Eladio announced, masturbating the microphone with his hand. "We'll visit the Vinegar Factory and the Museum of Apples. Then, we'll visit Caprisce's Public School!"
Everyone cheered, but the usual emo kids, such as Nikla, rolled their eyes. "Another stupid trip," she said.
Kristen was jumping up and down, a green cloud of stupidity around him. "A school trip!" he said, his micro penis erect. "I'll be able to share a room with Niku!"
"IDIOT!" Caillou scowled at the retard. "What makes you think that you'll share a room with her?"
"I feel it in my heart!" He pointed at his dirty chest, full of pimples. "I know that we'll be together!"
Rikard was a very generous man, especially when it came to his daughter's education, so he arranged a deal with the SNCF, the railway company, to have their school group transported to Caprisce in a train, with enough food and entertainment to keep them happy.
The students were thrilled to take the train. Most of those idiots had never left Crysalton, and 99% of them had never traveled in a train before.
As the day approached, Kristen began to pack his things in his trash bag, from his toothbrush to his dirty underwear. He didn't want to leave anything behind.
Kristen gathered the used condoms from the streets and drank the semen inside them, because he didn't have enough money to buy food. Kristen would suck them dry, then he would wash them out with water and use them as balloons to adorn his house.
"Come on, you retard!" Caillou kicked the cardboard house where Kristen lived. "The train will leave in 30 minutes! If we don't hurry, we'll miss it!"
"Okay!" Kristen poked his head out of his house. "I'm almost ready!"
Boris, Caillou's father, had agreed to take the Trio of Danger and Perea to the train station. Mr. Eladio had been clear. The kids had to arrive at the train station on their own means. The school didn't have the resources to provide transportation for everyone.
The trio of losers, along with Perea, entered Boris' green Volkswagen Beetle and drove to the train station. A fetid smell quickly filled the vehicle.
Perea's farts due to his irritable bowel syndrome were making the situation worse. Kristen was always dirty and full of bacteria, and he smelled like a sewer. Chong Chong wore no pants, so his asshole was always on display, and it stunk like hell. Caillou was the least smelly of the group, but he was also the most annoying, so he made up for it in his own way.
Boris hated all those boys, including his own son, but he was a kind-hearted man and didn't want to leave them behind. As they neared the train station, the smell became overwhelming. Boris' eyes were watering, and he was having trouble breathing. He had to roll down the window to get some fresh air.
"Caillou, remember to always respect the locals," Boris said, trying to ignore the stench. "And don't forget to take your medicine. And don't get into trouble!”
"Yeah, yeah, whatever!" Caillou frowned, his dot eyes full of hatred. He was holding his toy dinosaur, Mr. Reptar, in his arms.
They slowed behind a large line of vehicles at the train station. There were buses, cars, taxis, and vans, all waiting to drop off their passengers. The station was packed, with people carrying suitcases, bags, and backpacks, rushing to catch their trains.
It had gotten worse due to all the students from Crysalton High arriving that day. They were a loud and obnoxious bunch, pushing and shoving their way through the crowds, yelling and laughing.
The kids walked through the train station, admiring the architecture of the place. It was a massive structure, with a high ceiling and huge windows that let the light in. There were shops, cafes, and restaurants, and the whole place was bustling with activity.
Many people looked at them with disgust. It didn't help that Chong Chong had a naked ass, and Perea was walking around with a huge anal plug. The four boys were the weirdest people in the station, and everyone was giving them a wide berth.
DOO DOO DOO!
The SNCF music played in the huge speakers of the train station, and the announcer spoke through the microphone, his voice echoing throughout the station. "The train number 343e to Caprisce is now boarding at platform 7. Please have your tickets ready. The train will depart in 15 minutes. Thank you."
The Trio saw their classmates. Most of them didn't even acknowledge their presence. Macarena was the only one who greeted them with a smile. She was holding a sports bag with her football soccer logos. She was excited to visit the city where the famous player Lak had been born.
Lak was one of the most important football players of Razdef, and he had won the World Cup for his country. Everyone in Caprisce loved him, and he was the pride of the city.
Only one isolated incident had stained his reputation as the national hero: He had murdered his wife and burned her corpse in his backyard. He was arrested and sent to jail, but he was released after only a few months. The public had forgiven him, and they still loved him.
Nero was next to Macarena. "The whole gang is here!" he said, his crimson eyes scanning his classmates. He was excited to board a train again. He had done it when he was a toddler, when his momma had taken him to Dawnston, the village where his dead father had been born.
Nikla and Kana were together. Kana was excited, while Nikla frowned. "Train stations stink like shit," the goth girl said. "You know that I hate crowded places."
Kana was smiling. "Relax! We'll have a great time in Caprisce!”
DOO DOO DOO!
The music played again, and the announcer gave his usual speech about safety measures. "BEWARE OF THE NIGGERS!" he shouted through the speakers. "IF YOU FIND A NIGGER ON THE TRAIN, CALL THE POLICE!"
Black people were not allowed in the trains that arrived or left Crysalton, and the League of Milfs and the government were proud of that fact. The trains were supposed to be one of the safest places in Crysalton, which was why it was the most expensive way of traveling.
"WHAT?!" Tamara jumped in the air, her huge ass jiggling. "But I'm black!" she yelled, her black skin glistening with sweat.
"Don't worry, Tamara!" Kana smiled, rubbing her friend's shoulder. "There are exceptions to the rule. If you're accompanied by a rich white person, you will be allowed on the train!"
"Really?!"
"Yes! And I am that white person, Tamara!" Kana winked. "Come! Let's go!"
"Who will vouch for Congo, though?" asked Chong Chong, pointing at the African student.
"I don't know," Kana shrugged and boarded the train with her friends.
Congo was ugly and black. He was poor, and he was trying to learn how to read. "I wanna come!" He jumped up and down. "I wanna see the Apple Museum!"
"Shut up, monkey!" Rea slapped the back of Congo's head with a rolled-up magazine. "Go back to Africa!"
"Ouch!" he cried, rubbing the spot.
"Don't worry, Congo!" Nero smiled. "I'll vouch for you. I'm white too, so I'll make sure you're allowed on the train. Just stay close to me."
Congo was happy. "Thank you, thank you!"
DOO DOO DOO!
"The train number 343e to Caprisce is departing in 5 minutes," the announcer said. "Please board the train and find your seats. Thank you."
The students rushed to find their seats. They were excited to be going on a school trip. Kristen put his dirty ass full of germs on the seat and sat down. He was in the middle of Caillou and Chong Chong. "I can't wait to see the Apple Museum!"
The train was a TGV, and it made sure to let everyone know that with the huge logo on its side. The seats were comfortable, and the windows were large, allowing the passengers to enjoy the view.
Rea and her group were sitting at the back of the train. She was next to the window with her minions, Pocha, Tolosa, and Kora Darlin. Rea was talking with her minions about all the things she would do to Nera’s ass.
"I'll do it like this and then like this!" She was moving her hands in the air, simulating how she'd fist the girl.
"You're so creative, Rea!" Kora Darlin giggled.
Pelito, the autistic kid, glanced at them. He didn't like it when people spoke so loudly. He was a thin boy with a face full of acne, and his brain didn't work the same way as everyone else's.
DOO DOO DOO!
"The doors of the train are now closing. Please do not try to access or exit the train at this time. The doors are closing, and you risk death by doing so." The announcer's voice sounded like a robot, and it was hard to tell if he was being serious or not.
Two flamethrowers above the platform's doors ignited, and a wall of fire appeared in front of the train doors. "I'm sorry for any inconvenience this may cause you. I hope you all have a safe and pleasant journey."
The fire kept the people away from the doors, but if that didn't work, the doors had sharp blades and pointy metal spikes attached to them. They closed with a force of 200,000 Newtons, which was enough to crush the bones of a horse.
If anyone tried to enter or exit the train at this point, they would be sliced in half, as proved by the dozens of bodies that were cut in two by the doors. The floor was covered in blood, and the railways were splattered with gore.
The TGV began to move. The wheels screeched against the tracks, and the train accelerated quickly, sending the students' heads flying back against the headrests. The train was going fast, and the lights of the underground were flashing by the windows.
Finally, the TGV exited the tunnels, and the students were greeted with a great panoramic view of Crysalton, a maze of skyscrapers, factories, and slums.
And like that, our heroes were on their way to Caprisce. A mission to find a girl and her butt. A mission to see a museum dedicated to apples. A mission to be a retard for a few days.