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Naruto: Disillusion

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Chapter 13: The Bell Test

Naruto: Disillusion

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The training ground was quiet at five in the morning, which was the point.

Naruto had picked the hour on purpose the first time, back in a life nobody else remembered, and some habits didn’t need a reason anymore.

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Sasuke was already there when he arrived, leaning against a post with his arms crossed, doing a passable impression of someone who hadn’t also shown up early to prove a point.

Sakura came a few minutes after, hair still damp, pretending she hadn’t run the last two blocks.

Nobody said good morning.

Nobody said much of anything.

They stood in a loose triangle around a set of three wooden stumps and watched the sky go from black to gray to the pale color it turned right before the sun actually committed to rising.

Kakashi arrived three hours late.

“You’re late,” Sakura said, in the exact tone of someone who had rehearsed the line and was disappointed by how flat it came out.

“A black cat crossed my path,” Kakashi said.

“Had to take the long way around.”

Naruto didn’t say anything.

He remembered this lie.

He remembered eleven variations of it, actually, spread across a war and a childhood and whatever this second one counted as.

He filed it next to all the others and kept his face doing nothing in particular.

Kakashi set a small clock on top of the middle stump.

“This is set for noon,” he said.

“Your job is simple.

Get one of these—” he held up two small bells, silver, catching the early light “—from me, before the clock goes off.

Whoever doesn’t have a bell by noon goes without lunch.

Tied to a post.

And watches the other two eat.”

Sakura’s stomach picked that exact moment to growl, audibly, and she went red.

Sasuke didn’t react.

Naruto did the math out loud in his head the way he always did—two bells, three genin—and said nothing, because saying it would have meant admitting he’d already understood the shape of the trap before Kakashi finished describing it.

“Questions?”

“There’s two bells,” Sasuke said.

“And three of us.”

“Sharp eyes,” Kakashi said, sounding genuinely pleased, which was somehow worse than sarcasm.

“That means at least one of you gets sent back to the Academy. Maybe more than one, if I’m not impressed.”

Sakura’s face did something complicated.

Sasuke’s didn’t move at all.

Naruto kept his own reaction where it belonged, which was nowhere anyone could see it—mostly because the reaction was boredom, and boredom was a much harder thing to explain than fear.

He’d seen this exact trick coming from a mile off.

Two bells, three genin, a countdown clock: it wasn’t even clever, it was just old.

He’d have called it obvious the first time too, if he’d been paying attention back then instead of panicking with everyone else.

Knowing the trick was the easy part.

Looking sufficiently stumped by it, on the other hand, was going to take actual effort.

“Come at me with intent to kill,” Kakashi said, pulling out a small orange book and opening it one-handed.

“Or you won’t stand a chance.”

Sakura went first, which was brave and also exactly what Kakashi expected, and it earned her nothing but a very short, very humiliating lesson in genjutsu that left her sitting against a tree a few minutes later, shaking and pale, staring at something that wasn’t there.

Sasuke went next, fast and sharp, a good showing by Academy standards, and Kakashi read his book through the whole exchange without once looking up, which told Naruto everything about how seriously the man was actually taking any of this.

Naruto’s turn came, and he did what he always did.

He performed.

He threw himself at Kakashi with real speed—not his real speed, a calibrated fraction of it, the same fraction he’d been running on since he was old enough to walk on his own two feet without wobbling—and let himself get read, outmaneuvered, buried up to his neck in the dirt with a smug little seal tag stuck to the back of his exposed head as a joke.

He lay there in the dirt and looked up at the sky, thoroughly unbothered, and reflected that this was, hands down, the easiest morning he’d had all week.

Kurama, quiet until now, made a small noise low in his gut that might have been a laugh.

You could have had that bell in your hand in four seconds.

I counted.

Five, Naruto thought back.

I’m not that far ahead of schedule.

You’re doing this on purpose.

I know you’re doing this on purpose.

I just want you to know that I know.

Noted.

Kakashi crouched by the hole and looked down at him with an expression that gave away, as always, absolutely nothing.

“Not bad instincts,” he said.

“Thanks,” Naruto said, from inside the dirt, and meant it as dry as it sounded.

Kakashi wandered off toward the middle of the training ground, unhurried, one hand still holding the little orange book, and left the three of them to sort themselves out.

Sakura found the genjutsu-shaken Sasuke first—the illusion had shown him something, briefly, that made his jaw tight for the rest of the morning and that he never once talked about—and the two of them regrouped near a stand of trees, arguing in low voices about strategy that amounted to nothing more than take turns rushing him, which was the same strategy that had already failed twice.

Naruto climbed out of the hole, brushed the dirt off, and walked over.

“That’s not going to work,” he said.

Sasuke’s eyes cut to him, sharp and a little defensive.

“You have a better idea?”

Naruto did, and it hadn’t taken him longer than the walk over to figure it out.

There was a version of the answer that sounded like a kid thinking out loud, and a version that sounded like a briefing, and he reached for the first one on reflex.

“There’s two bells and three of us,” he said.

“He wants us to fight each other for them. That’s the trick. He’s not testing if we can beat him—nobody our age beats a jonin one-on-one, that’s not a real question—he’s testing if we’re smart enough to notice there’s a smarter answer than fighting each other.”

Sakura frowned.

“What’s the smarter answer?”

“We don’t fight each other for the bells,” Naruto said.

“We work together to get both of them off him, and then we figure out the last part after.”

“There’s still only two bells,” Sasuke said, but he wasn’t arguing now, he was thinking, and Naruto watched something in his face shift the way it always shifted when a problem stopped looking impossible and started looking like a puzzle instead.

“Yeah,” Naruto said.

“We’ll deal with that when we get there.”

He didn’t say the rest of it—that he already had a pretty good idea how the last part would shake out, and that it wasn’t exactly a hardship.

He just watched Sasuke nod, once, like he was filing the plan under things worth trying, and watched Sakura’s shoulders come down out of her ears for the first time all morning.

It took most of the next hour.

Kakashi was good—genuinely good, not showing-off good, the kind of good where he made three separate genin feel outclassed without ever once looking like he was trying—but three kids working together, even badly, even for the first time, put pressure on a man that one kid at a time couldn’t.

Sakura ran distraction with a directness that surprised even her.

Sasuke pressed hard enough, often enough, to force real decisions out of Kakashi instead of lazy ones.

And Naruto did the quiet, unglamorous work of making sure the two of them were never quite where Kakashi expected, feeding them just enough information at just the right moment to look like good instincts instead of what it actually was.

By the time the clock in the middle of the field had almost run out, they had both bells.

Sasuke was holding one.

Sakura was holding the other.

Naruto was holding neither, and had made very sure of it.

“Two bells,” Kakashi said, looking almost impressed as he stood there without his prize, dusting off his vest.

“And one of you’s about to go hungry.”

Sasuke looked at the bell in his hand.

Then he looked at Naruto.

“You didn’t grab one,” he said.

It wasn’t quite an accusation.

It wasn’t quite not one, either.

“Didn’t need to,” Naruto said, and shrugged, easy, like it cost him nothing, which was the whole point of practicing a shrug like that for years until it looked like it cost you nothing.

“You two got yours. That’s the job done, far as I’m concerned.”

“That’s not how the test works,” Sakura said, quiet, and Naruto could hear the guilt already sitting under the words.

“Maybe it’s not supposed to work the way he said it works,” Naruto said, and glanced at Kakashi, who was watching all three of them now with an expression that had finally, finally stopped giving away nothing.

Nobody moved to tie anybody to a post.

Kakashi let the silence sit there a while, long enough that Sakura started to fidget, before he finally sighed and put his little orange book away.

“Alright,” he said.

“Everybody sit down. Test’s over.”

They sat, the three of them, in front of the three wooden stumps, and Kakashi crouched across from them with the two collected bells dangling from his fingers.

“You know why there’s only two bells for three people?” he asked.

“To make us fight each other,” Sasuke said.

“To see if you would,” Kakashi said.

“Which most teams do. You’d be amazed how many genin spend the whole test trying to beat the other two instead of me. It’s usually the fastest way to fail.” He nodded once, toward Naruto without quite looking at him, which was its own kind of tell.

“Somebody on this team figured out the actual assignment. That’s rarer than you’d think.”

He let that sit for a second, then his voice dropped, lost the lazy edge it usually carried.

“In the field, a mission that fails is a mission that fails.

That’s the job, and sometimes the job costs you something.

You live with that.

But a shinobi who leaves a teammate behind to save themselves—” he looked at each of them in turn, and for once there was nothing performative in it “—that’s worse than a failed mission.

That’s the kind of thing you don’t get to live down.

Not with me, not with anyone worth serving under.”

Sakura’s eyes were bright.

Sasuke’s jaw was tight in a way that had nothing to do with the genjutsu this time.

Naruto sat there and listened to a speech he’d heard once before, different words, same shape, delivered by the same unreadable man in front of a different version of this exact team. You are reading on novelping(.)com, the official source.

It landed somewhere, the way it always did.

He just didn’t let it land anywhere that showed.

He gives that speech every time?

Kurama asked, faintly incredulous.

Some things really don’t change.

Guy’s consistent, Naruto thought back.

Say that for him.

You’re taking this well.

It’s a good speech.

I’ve had a long time to get used to hearing it.

He watched Kakashi hold both bells out, one to Sasuke, one to Sakura, and shake his head slowly when Sasuke tried to hand his back.

“Keep them,” Kakashi said.

“Both of you earned it. And so did he, for what it’s worth, even without one in his hand.” He stood, stretched, and the lazy tone slid back over his voice like a curtain closing.

“Team Seven passes. Try not to make me regret it.”

He turned to go, then paused, glancing back over one shoulder—and for just a second, just long enough that Naruto almost missed it, his visible eye settled on Naruto and stayed there a beat too long.

Not suspicion.

Not yet.

Something closer to a man noticing a shape in the dark that didn’t quite match the room he remembered.

Then it passed, and Kakashi was gone in a shift of leaves, and it was just the three of them sitting in a field that had nearly eaten their morning.

Sakura let out a breath like she’d been holding it since sunrise.

“I really thought we were going back to the Academy.”

“We almost did,” Sasuke said.

He was looking at the bell in his palm like it had gotten heavier.

Then he looked up at Naruto.

“Why’d you let us have both?”

Naruto had a real answer for that one, somewhere underneath, but it wasn’t a today answer, so he didn’t reach for it.

“Figured you two needed the practice more than me,” he said instead, and smiled, easy, dumb, the same shrug turned into words.

“I’ll get the next one.”

Sasuke almost smiled back.

It didn’t quite make it all the way, but it got further than Naruto had expected, and he counted that as a win worth having.

You held back the whole test, Kurama said, quieter than usual, no punchline riding underneath it.

You always hold back.

I understand why.

I’m just not convinced “mid-pack” stays a disguise forever if you never once take it off.

It’s working, Naruto thought back.

That’s the job.

Working isn’t the same thing as ready, Kurama said.

Sooner or later you’re going to want more than a fraction of what you’ve actually got.

And if you ever mean to loosen what’s locked up in here instead of just living politely next to it, your body’s going to have to be able to survive what comes out when I stop being careful.

Mine isn’t a gentle thing to be next to, brat.

Sandbagging every morning isn’t training for that day.

A beat, dryer.

Not that I’m complaining about the company.

I’d just like to stretch my legs again someday.

So to speak.

Naruto didn’t have a quick answer for that one, so he didn’t reach for one.

I know, he thought, after a moment, and meant it.

Good, Kurama said, and let it go as easily as he’d raised it, the weight sliding back out of his voice.

Now.

About the hole.

You had that whole test solved before he finished explaining the rules, Kurama said, as they started walking.

And you spent it buried in a hole for comic effect.

Best seat in the house, Naruto thought.

Ten out of ten, would get buried again.

You’re insufferable.

Learned it from somewhere.

They walked back toward the village together as the sun finally cleared the tree line, three kids and whatever they’d just become instead—and somewhere underneath the easy grin Naruto was wearing, quiet and patient and going nowhere, the vow from a long time ago sat exactly where it always did.

Not today.

He didn’t need it to be today.

He had, as far as he was concerned, all the time in the world.

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