I was just about to storm into the Anbu and kick Danzo’s head in.
“Ouch…” Shin was still immersed in his excitement and wasn’t watching where he was going.
He slammed right into Naruto’s chest.
Unexpectedly, since they were both about the same height, they ended up in a lip-to-lip collision!
(A parody tribute; the protagonist is not gay.)
“Nani!?” Naruto jumped straight up, clutched his throat, and knelt on the ground dry-heaving.
By this time, Shin had finally snapped out of it, and he wasn’t just dry-heaving.
He actually vomited!
“I’ve spent years in the nightlife scene, and today I actually kissed a man!?” Shin screamed frantically in his mind.
“You kid, don’t tell me you’re into this sort of thing…” Jiraiya’s eyes widened as he saw this.
What on earth was this guy doing?
“What are you doing, you brat!” After a bout of dry-heaving, Naruto jumped up from the ground and shouted angrily at Shin.
Fortunately, Naruto already had experience kissing a man.
Otherwise he would have definitely thrown up just now.
“What are you…
why did you stop, and why did you turn around!” Shin also stood up from the ground, wiped the corner of his mouth with his clothes, and shouted at Naruto.
“You’re blaming me for this!?” Hearing Shin’s words, Naruto became even angrier and leaned in toward Shin.
“Am I the one leading the way!?” Shin shouted back at Naruto and also leaned in toward him.
The two of them pressed their heads together, looking as if they were about to start fighting at any second.
“Are you two planning to kiss again?” Seeing this, Jiraiya punched both of them on the head, knocking them both to the ground.
“Stop messing around.
Konoha is right in front of us.”
Jiraiya then pulled them both up from the ground and said, “Just in case, I’ll hold onto him.”
Jiraiya then took the rope from Naruto’s hand and continued walking forward, with Naruto and Shin quickly following behind.
During this time, Naruto would occasionally turn back to look at Shin with indignation, and Shin would glare back at Naruto, gritting his teeth.
When others came to a two-dimensional world, they came to conquer mature women and cute girls, but as for him, the first thing he did upon arriving was kiss Naruto on the lips!
This was practically the pinnacle of shame for a transmigrator.
They hadn’t walked far before they saw the gate of Konohagakure.
Naruto’s mood instantly improved, and he stopped turning back to look at Shin.
Shin also looked at the gate of Konoha.
This felt much better than watching the anime.
It wasn’t until he was standing face-to-face with the gate that he realized just how massive it was.
It was mid-morning, a gentle breeze was blowing, and the trees were rustling.
Combined with the gate of Konoha, it gave him a sense of peaceful, quiet times.
“Keep moving.” Seeing Shin dazed, Jiraiya tugged on the rope, making Shin take two steps forward.
He finally followed along.
Inadvertently, Shin glanced at Jiraiya’s feet, and the next moment, his own stride became exactly the same as Jiraiya’s!
Is this the ability of Max Learning Power?
Shin thought to himself.
This is too amazing.
He learned the stride with just one glance.
Is it the same for learning ninjutsu?
Walking into Konohagakure, the two gatekeepers were dozing off.
Shin glanced at them.
Weren’t those the eternal Konoha gatekeepers, Uchiha Madara and…
oh wait, it was Kotetsu Hagane and Izumo Kamizuki.
Seeing Naruto and Jiraiya walk through the gate, they stood up, looking excited.
“Hey…
isn’t that…” Kotetsu Hagane looked at Naruto and Jiraiya, his eyes filled with excitement.
“Yeah, it can’t be wrong.” Izumo Kamizuki nodded happily.
Seeing their reaction, combined with the previous conversation between Naruto and Jiraiya and Naruto’s current appearance, Shin quickly realized that this was the beginning of Naruto Shippuden, the moment when Naruto and Jiraiya had just finished their training and returned to Konoha.
“It’s been almost two and a half years since I’ve been back, hasn’t it?” Naruto said, feeling sentimental as he walked down the street.
“Yeah,” Jiraiya nodded.
“Two and a half years?” Hearing these three words, Shin didn’t know what kind of gene suddenly activated.
His left and right shoulders involuntarily thrust forward, and he performed a strange wiggle.
Seeming to realize this was inappropriate, Shin quickly stopped his movements.
Just then, Naruto suddenly stopped in front of a utility pole, threw his backpack on the ground, coated his feet with chakra, and ran up the pole.
By observing Naruto’s movements, Shin directly learned how to use chakra and the method of adhering it to his body.
Even the method for refining chakra appeared directly in Shin’s mind.
It’s just.
“Is it really okay for me to learn how to control chakra from Naruto…” Shin thought to himself.
The next moment, Shin also tried to coat his feet with chakra.
As a result, the first time he used chakra, he lost control, and the entire ground collapsed with a bang.
A giant pit appeared beneath Shin and Jiraiya’s feet.
Jiraiya stared at Shin with wide eyes.
“You kid!
Did you do this?”
“Of course not!
I don’t even have any chakra!” Shin quickly said.
“The ground here in Konoha is just too flimsy.”
‘This Modifier is too OP.
I only took one look, and the way to use chakra is already entirely in my brain.
I just used a little bit of force, and the ground collapsed…
Conquering the Ninja World is just around the corner,’ Shin thought to himself.
“Everyone, Uzumaki Naruto is back!” Naruto shouted from the top of the utility pole, seemingly unaware of the situation below.
He yelled, attracting quite a few people’s gazes, but at this time, Naruto had not yet become the hero of Konoha.
Many people were still looking at him with disgusted eyes, and no one paid him any mind.
“Naruto?
Is that Naruto?” Not far away, a girl with pink hair ran toward them.
Shin looked over.
The person coming was Sakura, and behind her followed the Konohamaru trio.
Seeing her in reality, this Sakura character was actually quite good-looking.
Naruto also jumped down.
It was only then that he noticed the giant pit at Shin’s feet, and he looked at Shin with a confused expression.
“Strange…
This guy really doesn’t have any chakra.
Could it really be that the ground was in disrepair?” Jiraiya probed Shin again, making Shin feel extremely uncomfortable.
“Who is this person?” Before Sakura and Naruto could catch up, she turned her gaze toward Shin.
He was wearing tattered clothes, was covered in dirt, and his hair looked like it hadn’t been cut in a long time.
He looked exactly like a vagrant.
“A strange person I caught on the way back.
I’m just about to take him to see Granny Tsunade,” Naruto said to Sakura after glancing at Shin.
“Big Brother Naruto!” Konohamaru shouted at Naruto from the side.
Naruto turned his head to look at Konohamaru.
With a ‘poof,’ Konohamaru used the Sexy Jutsu, transforming into a buxom woman with an hourglass figure, and she wasn’t wearing much clothing at all.
“Ah!!” When Jiraiya saw this, his blood pressure immediately spiked, and his eyes widened.
“That’s pretty good!” Shin exclaimed with satisfaction upon seeing it.
At the same time, his brain recorded the Sexy Jutsu, and along with it came the Transformation Jutsu, which was a prerequisite for using the Sexy Jutsu!