[15L: I saw the Sixth Hokage with a young girl by his side last time, didn’t I?
Isn’t that, you know, his…
that person?]
[16L: A young girl?
Which one?]
[17L: Short black hair, fishnet lining, and carrying a pink pig.]
[18L: Ah, isn’t that Miss Shizune?
The Fifth Hokage’s Hokage Assistant.]
“So the Fifth Hokage is Lady Tsunade,” Kakashi’s eyes immediately lit up as he looked toward the Second Hokage.
He was attempting to get Tsunade to take over his paperwork; he was really…
so tired!
“Tsunade, huh,” Tobirama recalled her gambling nature, which was identical to his older brother’s—terrible at it but loves to gamble anyway—and the corner of his mouth twitched slightly.
“Let’s just hope she doesn’t gamble away Konohagakure.”
Kakashi: “…”
So, just how bad is Lady Tsunade’s gambling addiction?
Seeing this, Tsunade looked utterly repulsed.
“I don’t want to be Hokage.”
Being stuck in the Medical Department by her great-uncle was already annoying enough; being Hokage would absolutely drive her crazy!
When Shizune saw herself being paired with Kakashi, her face flushed red instantly, and she was then teased by Tsunade.
“No, no, I didn’t mean it like that.
Kakashi…
that guy just looks like a delinquent, doesn’t he?
He even openly reads those lewd books.
Someone like that isn’t suitable to be a boyfriend!”
Unaware that he was being looked down upon, Kakashi looked utterly hopeless, thanking the unknown ninja from the future for considering his lifelong affairs.
But please, stop it!
Unfortunately, the forum had its own ideas.
[19L: Never mind Miss Shizune; I feel like she and the Fifth Hokage are the real couple.]
“Pfft!”
Tsunade and Jiraiya, in different locations, simultaneously spat out a mouthful of hot water.
These people were too shocking.
To actually link Tsunade and Shizune together, it really was just too…
Jiraiya felt heartbroken.
These days, romantic rivals include dead people and the relatives of dead people!
His life was just too hard!
[20L: Hahahaha, this is incredible.
Is it the Hokage and her assistant?]
[21L: If that’s the case, then what about the Sixth Hokage and Shikamaru?]
[22L: Aaaaaah, I’ve long thought they were a perfect match.
They are inseparable every day, and you can see them together in the news every time.]
[23L: Isn’t it only natural for the Hokage and the Hokage Assistant to be together?]
[24L: 22L is real, they’ll ship anything.
This candy is too hard to swallow.]
[25L: I think it’s not bad.
High-IQ pairings are the best!]
[26L: Anyone who has seen the Fourth Shinobi World War footage knows who Shikamaru became the Hokage Assistant for.]
Shikamaru himself…
really wanted to dig a hole and bury himself.
“Yo, yo, yo, Shikamaru.
Not only did you become the Hokage Assistant, but you’re also causing rumors with the Sixth Hokage?
Hahahaha, I support you!
Go for it bravely; gender doesn’t matter at all!” Ino patted his shoulder with a wicked grin.
Chōji also joined in the fun, saying, “So who did you become Hokage Assistant for?
You always complain about how troublesome everything is.”
“Ah~~ it’s really so troublesome,” Shikamaru pouted helplessly.
“Being the Hokage Assistant is impossible.
It’s impossible in this lifetime.”
He had to stay away from the Hokage!
Stay away from rumors!
[27L: In that case, Shikamaru and Naruto are also a great ship!]
[28L: Help, Shikamaru has a girlfriend, okay?
And the atmosphere between them…
hehehe.
I occasionally ran into them on the street once; they were so affectionate, pink bubbles everywhere.]
“Ah~”
This time, Shikamaru completely lost his composure, his face turning bright red.
He covered his eyes with his hands.
“Don’t tell me, don’t tell me, I don’t want to know.”
“Hahahaha, tell us, tell us!
I really want to know!” The gossipy expression on Ino’s face was undisguised.
Chōji scratched his head.
“If we know in advance, it won’t be a surprise.
Don’t worry, Shikamaru, I definitely won’t tell you.”
Shikamaru: “Please, definitely don’t tell me.”
The content of this post quickly caught the attention of Shikaku and Nara Yoshino.
Who is their brat’s girlfriend?!
[29L: Girlfriend?
What?
Shikamaru hasn’t married Temari yet?]
“Crack!”
Temari herself accidentally crushed the table.
“How is that possible?”
“Shikamaru?
Don’t tell me it’s that pineapple-head,” Kankurō cracked his knuckles, making a clicking sound.
“Gaara, why don’t we go beat him up?”
Although it was too much to ask Gaara to do it, this guy named Shikamaru was even worse!
He actually snatched away his sister!
[30L: Do you think they are married?]
[31L: Because I’ve seen them out shopping together many times; I thought they were already an old married couple.]
[32L: No time, right?
Look at how busy they are.
Sunagakure is also undergoing reforms.]
[33L: Off-topic, off-topic!
Back to the Sixth Hokage!]
“No, let’s keep talking about Shikamaru,” Kakashi, who had originally been staring at the gossip about Shikamaru with a motherly smile, was unhappy when it was his turn.
[34L: The Sixth Hokage…
that pink-haired medical ninja?
I accidentally ran into them at the hospital last time.
The Sixth Hokage spoke to her so gently, and he even acted spoiled.]
Pink long hair…
it shouldn’t be me, right?
Sakura Haruno secretly breathed a sigh of relief.
She had just cut her hair during training the day before yesterday, gloriously becoming shoulder-length short hair!
[35L: To the poster above, that’s Sakura Haruno!
You don’t even know the head of the Medical Department?
She’s the Sixth Hokage’s student!]
“…”
Sakura herself looked stunned, while Inner Sakura went crazy.
“Why am I having rumors spread about me and that delinquent Jōnin?!”
“Being acted spoiled by an old man is super disgusting, okay?!”
“Gentle?
That’s definitely an illusion!”
Just thinking about it made her get goosebumps all over.
The only good news is!
In the future, she actually became the head of the Medical Department!
Hahaha, she actually ended up doing better than Naruto and Sasuke.
As expected of her!
Sakura Haruno showed a ferocious smile at the fish in front of her, recalling the essentials of the Mystical Palm Technique once again.
She would surpass Naruto and Sasuke!
Become the strongest ninja in Team 7!
“What?!
Sakura!” Naruto was furious.
“What’s going on with Kakashi-sensei?
He’s actually trying to steal Sakura from me?!”
Sasuke looked disdainful.
Although he had no interest in romance or love, he still wanted to look down on Kakashi.
He didn’t expect that guy to have so little integrity that he could even make a move on his own student.
As expected of a man who could read lewd books in public.
Kakashi’s toes curled in embarrassment.
Facing the judgmental, “pervert-viewing” gazes of the Second Hokage, Shikaku, and others, his face flushed red, and he stated firmly:
“I absolutely have no designs on Sakura!”
“Those students are all just children; how could I possibly…”
[36L: Teacher and student, even better to ship.]
Kakashi didn’t finish his sentence before being interrupted by the forum posts that continued to light up.
It’s over; his innocence is ruined.
“Just what content is written in those Icha Icha Paradise books that made you become so…” Tobirama took a deep breath, believing it was all Icha Icha Paradise’s fault.
After all, in his eyes, Kakashi was a super reliable junior, a very talented ninja, and a future Hokage who would be very good at being Hokage.
Maybe he should find an opportunity to ban Icha Icha Paradise.
“No, no, no, it’s not Icha Icha Paradise’s fault,” Kakashi took a deep breath.
“Icha Icha Paradise doesn’t write these things; this is definitely a misunderstanding.”
Looking at the expression on the Second Hokage’s face, Kakashi had a bad premonition.
Fearing that his Icha Icha Paradise would be confiscated, he adamantly defended his favorite books.
It’s all my fault; don’t blame Icha Icha Paradise!
[37L: If students are okay, then isn’t Naruto more suitable?]
[38L: Sasuke is also very suitable.
The Sixth Hokage even taught him Chidori.]
[39L: Naruto looks like the Fourth Hokage, Kakashi-sensei’s teacher!
A stand-in is the best!]
[40L: Sasuke looks like Uchiha Itachi, Kakashi’s ANBU junior!
And he has the same attributes as the Sixth Hokage!]
[41L: Stop arguing, Sakura Haruno is more suitable!
The only female student, and the only female student who can get head pats from the Sixth Hokage!]