Sitting in the ground effect vehicle, Domino thought to herself: “It must be very boring on a ground effect vehicle, so I might as well download One Piece and enjoy it when I have time!”
Looking at her phone spinning as it downloaded, she figured she would take a little nap and watch the anime to pass the time after waking up.
Along with a massive vibration echoing through the vehicle, when she opened her eyes once more, she unexpectedly found a chilling draft all around her…
Rubbing her sleep-heavy eyes and looking at the unfamiliar environment around her, she muttered: “Where on earth am I, and how did I end up on a desolate island?”
Her whole body ached…
This all-over discomfort made Domino instinctively guess: “I must have been in an accident.
It seems new tech is unstable, so I’d better obediently take airplanes in the future!”
Struggling to her feet, she found herself with nothing to her name.
Looking back at her surroundings, it was utterly desolate.
At that moment, her brain automatically played Jeremy Wade’s little tune from River Monsters.
Mainly, her stomach was uncooperative, occasionally rumbling in agreement, which made the gynecologist feel quite awkward.
The top priority when encountering a sudden accident was to give herself a full-body check-up once she was sure the surroundings were relatively safe.
Big sis Dr.
quickly followed the steps: “First, these delicate hands and feet are intact, with no fractures or trauma.
Next, let’s pat the head to see if there is any bleeding.”
Feeling that she was missing no parts, she stood up comfortably and squeezed her abdominal cavity one by one from bottom to top.
While squeezing, she mumbled: “Bladder is good, kidneys are good, intestines don’t hurt, liver is fine, stomach has no problems.”
When she checked her heart and lungs again, she suddenly cried out: “What the heck!
My chest is swollen like this, at least a few ribs are broken.
I need to call an ambulance right away.”
As she spoke, she dialed a phone casually, only to hear from the receiver: “Sorry, your phone is not available!
Sorry, your phone is not available!”
This voice prompt filled Domino with despair.
Looking at her grotesquely swollen chest, she sensed for the first time that she would be walking alongside death.
In her despair, she could only choose to shout: “Is anyone around?
Someone save me, I need help here.
I…”
As she instinctively raised her hand to signal, she discovered that she had changed into a head of blonde hair, and looking back at the outfit on her body, it didn’t seem to be the one she wore before boarding the vehicle either.
Puzzled, she reached out to touch the swelling on her chest, trying to determine which ribs were broken.
Lifting the cantaloupe-sized existence and checking them one by one, she unexpectedly felt no pain or discomfort?
“What is going on here?”
Under normal circumstances, one would need to ask someone to slap them, using the other person’s sense of pain to determine whether they were in a dream.
Given that there was no one around, she could only hold a try-it-out mindset and practice on herself first.
When it came to slapping herself, she couldn’t bring herself to do it.
Looking down, she discovered that this pair of cantaloupes stood upright and graceful!
Domino hardened her heart and ruthlessly pinched a circle right at the protrusion!
Immediately following a miserable scream of “Ow”, she jumped straight up, desperately soothing those poor melons.
“Pain confirmed, these are original goods.”
After soothing them for a bit, she chuckled with a “hehehe” and praised: “Is this a blessing in disguise for me?
With this pair of town-house lethal weapons, Big Sis will be a tyrant from now on.”
But she suddenly remembered again, could this be a wonderful fantasy woven by her brain before dying on a desolate island?
“I need to quickly determine my coordinates, and at least arrange a row of SOS calls for help on the beach so that the search and rescue planes in the sky and passing ships can see?”
So she started doing it while talking to herself.
After all, with the qualities of a medical student, she definitely had to persist until she was rescued.
This concerned the belief of saving the dying and healing the wounded; she must never give up any life, which of course included her own.
Looking at the distress signal neatly arranged on the ground, her hands raw from working, and her incomparably delicate body.
She began to complain pitifully: “Big Sis here just started looking gorgeous, am I really going to die in such a stifling and grievance way?”
In this deserted wilderness with no one around, the only things responding to her were the sea breeze and the “swish-swish” sound of the waves beating repeatedly!
Amidst her wild thoughts, she let out a mournful cry: “What a terrible life, what an unlucky study-abroad destination, the world treats me unfairly!”
Shouting about unfairness, she suddenly detachedly added: “Big Sis here doesn’t want to die without even opening the packaging, is there anyone around?”
Heavens seemed to sense the original woman’s grievances, so it sent two seagulls making “squawk-squawk” calls.
Before long, a strange sailboat sailed over…
Domino on the beach looked at that weird-looking sailboat and said in a slightly disgusted tone: “A wooden sailboat, which country’s…
good person!” Actually, she originally wanted to say “idiot”.
Thus, the blonde girl on the beach, wearing a barely-covering shipwreck outfit, waved her hands desperately and shouted: “Benefactor, look over here, I am right here—my savior!”
In the blink of an eye, she was easily rescued, but this brought her not a shred of joy, simply because the “savior” on the sailboat dressed strangely.
Or rather, the attire of the entire ship was somewhat strange!
Out of the reason of receiving a favor and the quality of being friendly and polite, Domino asked obediently: “Big Bro, are you guys playing cosplay?”
The purple-haired old man opened his mouth to say: “What Big Bro, I could easily be your grandfather!” After saying this, feeling his tone was too fierce, he added: “Little girl, is this your attitude toward your benefactor?”
Domino thought to herself: “As expected, it’s coming.
Is this using a favor to demand repayment, trying to force me to give myself to him in marriage?
This old man is so wicked!” She could only smile and reply: “Then what would you like me to do?”
The purple-haired old man introduced heartily: “I see you are fated with me, Zephyr, join the Marine right now!”
“Eh!
Is he this foolish?
Getting this immersed in playing cosplay?” Thinking this, she quickly replied: “No problem, please engrave justice on my back!”
“Oh, I really didn’t misjudge you!” Having said that, he pulled out a wrinkled military cap and immediately clapped it on Domino’s head!
At the end, he even added: “This is the hat from when I was in the military.
When you become an outstanding Marine, remember to come back and return it to me!”
Domino, upon hearing this: “This scene is familiar, but the problem is nothing is right!
Especially your missing arm, it really has nothing to do with me.” She first followed the plot to reply: “I will definitely return it to you!” After saying that, she even tried hard to squeeze out tears.
The blue-haired girl beside them immediately spoke: “Congratulations, Instructor Zephyr, on gaining another loyal Marine.”
Zephyr, who had chatted up to this point, suddenly remembered: “Little girl, what is your name?”
“Gosh, this old man is only logging on now!” She smiled and introduced: “My original name is too long and hard to remember, you can just call me Do…
Do!” Actually, it was too shameful to tell these late-stage chūnibyō patients…
“Oh—Domino, good name!” Zephyr was clearly hard of hearing and arbitrarily changed people’s names as he pleased.
The blue-haired girl beside him sensed something was wrong and spoke very tactfully: “Domino, you can be more direct!” Meaning she could correct him, and Instructor Zephyr wouldn’t blame her.
Meanwhile, Domino thought: “As long as I don’t upload videos with my real name, I’ll play along with you guys until the end of time today!” She immediately replied: “Instructor Zephyr is right, my name is Domino!”
The blue-haired girl’s evaluation of “Domino”: “A ruthless character who can bend and stretch!” She took the initiative to extend her hand and introduce: “Hello, my name is Ain!” She didn’t call her Domino, truly because she didn’t want to force the other person.
Seeing Ain take the initiative to extend her right hand made “Domino” hesitate, and she tentatively shook hands with her.
While shouting: “Pleased to meet you, pleased to meet you!” In her heart she was thinking: “Can she really turn back time by 12 years?”
At this point, Domino successfully joined the Marine.
First introducing her shipwreck background, then recounting that she was already alone and helpless, she stated right off the bat that she was born in Cocoyasi Village of the East Blue.
Mainly she wasn’t familiar with other places, fearing others would disdain her for not getting into character, plus she had gotten a dress from Ain for free.
Domino stepped forward to ask for guidance: “Instructor Zephyr, where are we going?” But in her heart she thought: “Hurry up and find a place to dock.
Once I have satellite signal, I’ll shake off this bunch of Cosers!”
Zephyr responded very heartily: “We just captured a ship of pirates, and we’re planning to send them all into Impel Down’s great prison.”
“Instructor truly holds benevolence in your heart and bears the title of the Non-Killing Admiral.
Can I dock there?” But in her heart she complained: “Taking the opportunity to leave you bunch of idiots, Big Sis is not playing with you anymore!”
“Hearing you call me instructor, I thought you wanted to train with me.
Since you want to go there, you can get off the ship once we reach the shore later.”
“Then thank you very much, instructor!” Turning around, she complained: “My brain must be broken to accompany you guys on the sea playing Sisters Who Make Waves!”
Zephyr seemed to remember something else?
He then added a sentence: “There are pirates in the cabin, you can practice on them first!”
Domino turned around and saluted very respectfully, casually grabbing a leather whip and testing whether it was sturdy or not.
“Let Big Sis test you bunch of Cosers to see just how good your acting really is.” Along with Ain, she walked toward the cabin.