For the
first time in his life
, Harry Potter was
getting actual healthcare.
Ever since
Sirius Black
was officially cleared of all charges, he took
his godfather duties very seriously.
The
first stop?
St. Mungo's Hospital.
The
diagnosis?
Absolute
medical horror.
Severe malnutrition from childhood
Unhealed fractures from "mysterious accidents"
Scar tissue damage from the Cruciatus Curse
Chronic vitamin deficiencies
Stunted growth
Sirius was
this close
to committing
first-degree murder
on the
Dursleys.
But Harry,
being the sweetheart he was
, told him to
focus on the future, not the past.
So instead of
murder
, Sirius settled on
spoiling Harry rotten.
After a full
month of magical treatments, strength potions, and Sirius-approved nutrition,
Harry looked
healthier than ever.
And he was
grinning like an idiot
when Raja
finally
met the Golden Trio at the
Quidditch World Cup.
Raja
arrived in style.
Draped in
a custom-made, pure black noble attire
designed by
him and Madam Malkin
, lined with
golden embroidery and enchanted jewelry
. A
majestic black cape
billowed behind him, just for
extra dramatic effect.
Ron:
"Mate, you look like a medieval emperor."
Hermione:
"How do you always look like you own the world?"
Raja:
"Because I do, dear Hermione."
Then, with
a snap of his fingers
, he
whisked the entire Weasley family, Harry, and Hermione
into the
VVIP box
—one of the
best seats in the stadium.
Just as everyone settled into their
prime viewing seats
, the Quidditch announcer,
Ludovic Bagman
, grabbed his enchanted microphone.
Bagman:
"Before the match begins, we have a special performance! Ladies and gentlemen, wizards and witches, let's give a grand welcome to... THE SHADOW KING HIMSELF—THE UNDISPUTED DRAGON OF MAGIC—THE SAVIOR OF CHILDREN AND SLAYER OF DEMONS—THE ONE AND ONLY... RUDRA D. RAJA KUMARA!!!"
Harry, Ron, Hermione, and the Weasleys:
"...WHAT?!"
Before they could even
process the insanity
, Raja
blinked into the center of the stadium
,
Dobby at his side
, wand already raised.
With
a wave of his wand
, a
grand stage materialized
, complete with
floating lights, a fog machine (because why not), and glowing skull decorations.
Then—
he conjured an undead rock band.
A group of
skeletons with electric guitars, bass, and keyboards
appeared, tuning their instruments like professional musicians.
And there was
Dobby, the drummer, twirling his sticks like a pro.
Raja
grabbed his mic
, winked at the audience, and—
BOOM!
Drums kicked in.
"We Will, We Will Rock You!"
The entire
stadium shook.
People
jumped from their seats
, clapping and stomping in
perfect rhythm.
Even
Voldemort himself, sitting in some unknown hideout, felt an unexplained urge to stomp his foot.
When the song
ended
, the
crowd went ballistic.
Ludo Bagman (crying):
"That... was... BEAUTIFUL!"
Even
the Veela were swooning.
Lucius Malfoy, horrified, held onto his pure-blooded ideals for dear life.
Meanwhile, Raja
bowed dramatically
and
vanished
from the stage.
Ron (staring in awe):
"...He just stole the whole bloody event."
Hermione:
"I swear he's secretly Merlin."
Raja (smirking):
"No, no, I'm just a humble wizard king."
The
match ended
, Ireland won, and the stadium was
still buzzing
from Raja's legendary performance.
Then
the screaming started.
Flames erupted in the campsite.
Masked
Death Eaters
marched forward, setting
tents on fire
, terrifying
families and children.
Raja's smirk vanished.
Raja (coldly):
"Dobby."
Dobby (eyes glowing):
"Say the word, sir."
And
they disappeared into the chaos.
The first Death Eater
never saw it coming.
One second he was
terrorizing a family
The next,
he was upside down, levitating in the air
with his mask
ripped off.
Death Eater:
"HOW—?!"
Raja:
"That's for scaring children, you bootleg villain."
He
whipped his wand
, and the Death Eater was
sent flying into another masked wizard.
Five more attacked Raja at once.
Big mistake.
With a
snap of his fingers
, Raja
created a gravitational vortex
,
slamming all five of them into the ground.
One Death Eater
tried to run
Dobby appeared behind him.
Dobby (grinning):
"Bad wizard must be punished."
He
snapped his fingers.
The Death Eater's
wand turned into a rubber chicken.
Before he could react,
Dobby drop-kicked him into unconsciousness.
Meanwhile, Barty Crouch Jr. was escaping.
Raja
spotted him
, but before he could act, a
giant green skull appeared in the sky—the Dark Mark.
Raja
gritted his teeth
.
Then he
raised his wand
and
shouted
:
"EXPECTO PATRONUM!"
A
massive black dragon Patronus
erupted from his wand,
roaring across the sky.
It
collided with the Dark Mark
,
erasing it in seconds.
The Death Eaters
panicked
.
Raja (grinning):
"Run, cowards."
And
they did.
The
next morning
, the
Daily Prophet
exploded with headlines:
"THE SHADOW KING SAVES BRITAIN AGAIN!"
"Rudra D. Raja Kumara – The True Hero of the Wizarding World?"
"Who Needs Harry Potter When You Have RAJA?!"
Harry looked at the newspaper.
Harry:
"Oi. I'm still here, you know."
Ron:
"Mate, it's Raja. Just let him have this one."
Raja, meanwhile,
casually read the newspaper
, sipping his tea.
Raja:
"Another day, another legend. Now... when's the next big event?"
And
somewhere
, Voldemort
felt his right eye twitch.