The second task of the Triwizard Tournament had been revealed.
🧜♂️
"Come seek us where our voices sound..."
Most champions were
stressing out
about how to breathe underwater for an hour. But not Raja. Oh no.
Raja was
sipping butterbeer
, watching as
Harry struggled
with the golden egg.
Harry:
"It's just screaming! What kind of clue is this?!"
Raja:
"Try listening to it underwater, mate."
Harry:
"WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY THAT SOONER?!"
Harry finally got the clue. Meanwhile, Raja was busy designing
a next-gen magical Mask
for his
big entrance
.
The night before the task,
Dobby arrived
in dramatic fashion, carrying a
golden box
.
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Inside: The Ocean Conqueror Potion—Raja's latest invention.
Dobby (proudly):
"My lord's potion makes you
Aquaman for an hour
! Swim like a shark! Breathe like a fish! Talk to sea creatures!"
Harry (in awe):
"He INVENTED this?"
Dobby (smirking):
"Yes, and before you ask, no, you may not sell it."
The champions gathered at the lake.
🏊♂️ Viktor Krum was
partially transfigured
into a
shark hybrid
.
🧙♀️ Fleur
attempted a charm
(which didn't seem to work).
⚡ Harry
gulped Raja's potion
and
dove in like an Olympic swimmer
.
💥 And Raja
stood there.
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In nothing but shorts, a sleek black mask, and his rippling abs on full display.
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Students
gawked
.
Parvati (whispering to Padma):
"Is it legal to look that good?!"
Padma:
"It shouldn't be."
Dobby, who had somehow
hijacked the magical speakers
,
introduced Raja
like a
boxing announcer
.
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"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, PREPARE TO WITNESS THE FUTURE KING OF WIZARDS! RUDRA D. RAJA KUMARA, THE SAVIOR OF THE DEEP, THE BRINGER OF CHAOS, THE HANDSOME MENACE!"
💥💥
Then—
Raja performed a perfect professional diving technique
, cutting through the air
like a missile
.
🚀
SPLASH!
🚀
Underwater, the
Ocean Conqueror Potion activated instantly
, and Raja could
breathe normally, see clearly, and even hear underwater conversations.
Raja
slowly navigated through the lake
, reaching the
Merpeople's village
.
The hostages floated, tied in seaweed:
Ron Weasley
(Harry's best mate)
Astoria Greengrass
(Daphne's little sister)
Gabrielle Delacour
(Fleur's little sister)
Hermione Granger
(Krum's date)
Krum rescued Hermione first, and there is no sign of Fleur.
Harry came and saw his friend in a helpless situation.
The Merpeople, led by their chief
Merchieftainess Murcus
, warn Harry that only one hostage per champion may be taken. However, Fleur does not arrive in time, and Harry, unwilling to leave
Gabrielle behind
, then Raja arrives and gestures to him that he will take care of them. Harry was so happy that he saw Raja, rescued Ron, and left.
The merpeople
gestured at Raja
.
🧜♂️
"You may take
only one
hostage."
Raja:
"Hah! Cute rule. I'll be taking both girls, thanks."
🧜♂️
"No, you will not—"
Raja cast spells on the ladies that created a protective magic bubble on them, and they woke up and got panicked, but Raja, using his magical mask, communicated with them and calmed them down.
When Raja readied themselves to go up the lake, the Grindylows surrounded them. Raja could understand what they were talking about: group attack—and decided to cast a flash grenade spell on them and run.
💀
Grindylow #1:
"Look at this human with his ugly mask!"
💀
Grindylow #2:
"Why does it cover only half his face?!"
💀
Grindylow King:
"Humans have terrible fashion sense."
💥
Raja's brain short-circuited.
💥
🔥🔥🔥
"EXCUSE ME?!"
🔥🔥🔥
👑
Raja:
"Did you just INSULT my mask? This is a custom-made, enchanted, next-gen aquatic battle mask!"
💀
Grindylow #1:
"Looks like a cheap Halloween costume."
💀
Grindylow #2:
"I've seen seaweed that looks better."
🔥🔥🔥
"OH, IT'S ON, YOU UGLY SEA GREMLINS."
🔥🔥🔥
And thus began
the dumbest
and
most heated
argument in underwater history:
👑
Raja:
"WHO'S MORE HANDSOME? A HUMAN OR A MERMAN?!"
🧜♂️
Merpeople:
"Uh—"
💀
Grindylows:
"Merpeople! Humans look weird!"
👑
Raja:
"EXCUSE YOU. Have you SEEN my jawline?!"
🧜♂️
"Why does this human talk so much?!"
🔥🔥🔥
"WHY DOES EVERYONE KEEP SAYING THAT?!"
🔥🔥🔥
This
nonsensical
argument went on
for five full minutes
while Astoria and Gabrielle
stared in pure horror
.
Finally—
💀
Grindylow King:
"Enough! Without magic, you are NOTHING in the water!"
👑
Raja (grinning):
"Bet."
💥💥💥
Raja summoned an iron pole from his inventory.
💥💥💥
👑
Raja:
"Come at me, you ugly fish sticks."
💀
Grindylows swarmed
Raja,
but he countered with pure underwater martial arts.
🥋
Spinning kicks.
💥
Pole vault strikes.
🐠
He dodged attacks like a ninja fish.
👑
Raja:
"I TOLD YOU never underestimate humans, FISH BOYS!"
After
five minutes
of pure
weapon combat
, Raja
stood victorious
, bruised but
undefeated
.
👑
Raja:
"YOU LOSE! NOW MOVE ASIDE!"
The Grindylows
retreated in defeat.
🔥🔥🔥
The Legend of Ugly Mask Man was born;
Grindylows tell these legends for their kids to scare them
.
🔥🔥🔥
With the clock
running out
, Raja grabbed
Astoria and Gabrielle
and
BLASTED OUT OF THE WATER LIKE SUPERMAN.
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SPLASH!
💥💥
🔥🔥🔥
LANDS IN A HERO POSE.
🔥🔥🔥
👀
Students: Jaw dropped.
👀
Professors: Speechless.
👀
Dumbledore: Clapping like a proud grandpa.
💋
Fleur and Daphne ran to Raja, kissing him on both cheeks in gratitude.
Little
Astoria and Gabrielle
recounted Raja's fight, causing
absolute CHAOS
in the stands.
The final scores:
🏆
Raja—50 points (1st place)
⚡
Harry—40 points (3rd place)
🦈
Krum—45 points (2nd place)
🧜♀️
Fleur—25 points (4th place)
Dumbledore
praised Raja
for his
selflessness
and
stupidity and bravery
.
💥💥
Madam Pomfrey DRAGGED Raja to the infirmary.
💥💥
👀
Raja on the stretcher (smirking):
"Totally worth it."
🔥🔥🔥
THE CHAOS LORD STRIKES AGAIN.
🔥🔥🔥