Raja sat
cross-legged in mid-air
, munching on
buttered popcorn
as he observed
Voldemort's resurrection ritual
with the curiosity of a man watching a reality show.
🍿
Raja (muttering to himself):
"Damn, dark rituals always have the same clichés—blood, bones, and a poor sucker losing a limb. Oh, look, Wormtail's screaming—yep, classic evil ceremony checklist complete."
Dobby, ever the
noble butler/assassin
, stood beside him
holding a tray
with a
chilled cola
and a straw.
💀
Dobby:
"Would Master Raja like some nachos with his villainous monologue viewing?"
💀
Raja:
"Dobby, you just get me, man."
Wormtail's screeches reached an
all-time high
, the potion bubbled ominously, and suddenly—
🔥
Voldemort was back.
🔥
The Death Eaters
bowed in fear
as the
Dark Lord emerged
, looking like an
angry, hairless cat with a superiority complex
.
💀
Voldemort (dramatic whisper):
"I... am... REBORN!"
Raja slurped his cola loudly.
🍹
Raja:
"Great. Now do something impressive, or this is a one-star resurrection."
Voldemort's
red eyes snapped
towards Raja, fury building.
⚡
Voldemort:
"YOU!"
He pointed
his skeletal finger
, voice dripping with venom.
⚡
Voldemort:
"You are the mudblood ruining my plans every year! Have you come to die?"
Raja casually
tossed his popcorn aside
, wiped his hands, and
stood up with a flourish
.
🔥
Raja:
"Bitch, please. If I wanted to, I would have killed all these hooded clowns before your resurrection. I let you finish your evil monologue for entertainment."
Death Eaters
gasped
. Voldemort
twitched in rage
.
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Dobby (nodding sagely):
"Master Raja enjoys a fair fight."
🔥
Raja (grinning):
"Now, let's dance, you noseless wonder."
Raja
blinked
right next to Harry, placed a hand on his shoulder, and
swapped places instantly
.
⚡
Harry appeared next to Dobby
, still blinking in shock.
💀
Harry:
"Wait—WHAT?!"
💀
Raja (rolling his shoulders):
"Don't worry, mate. This is grown-up business now."
Voldemort
growled
.
⚡
Voldemort:
"Avada Kedavra!"
💀
Raja (casually dodging):
"Missed me."
⚡
Voldemort:
"Avada Kedavra!"
💀
Raja (dodging again, doing a cartwheel):
"You blind, my guy?"
Voldemort
screamed in rage
and
sent a flurry of spells
.
💥
"Confringo!"
💥
"Sectumsempra!"
💥
"Crucio!"
Raja
danced through them all
, flipping, rolling, and
even breakdancing under one particularly nasty curse
.
🔥
Raja:
"Oh yeah, baby, let's go full anime!"
He raised
both hands
, summoning
golden glowing runes in mid-air
.
⚡
Raja:
"Arcane Blitz!"
A
barrage of energy bolts
fired towards
Voldemort
, who deflected some, but
got smacked by the last two
, sending him
skidding back into a tombstone
.
⚡
Voldemort:
"IMPOSSIBLE!"
While Raja was
clowning on Voldemort
, Dobby
politely excused himself
and
went full John Wick
on the Death Eaters.
🎩
Dobby (adjusting his butler cuffs):
"Master did not say to spare you."
💀
Death Eater #1 charges.
💥
Dobby flicks his wrist.
💀
Death Eater #1 flies into a tombstone, KO'd instantly.
💀
Death Eater #2 pulls out a wand.
💥
Dobby casually snaps it in mid-air.
💀
Death Eater #2 cries and runs.
💀
Death Eater #3 tries to cast Crucio.
💥
Dobby appears behind him and whispers:
"Bad manners."
⚡
BOOM!
💀
Death Eater #3 is now unconscious.
Voldemort, seeing
his Death Eaters dropping like flies
,
panicked
.
⚡
Voldemort:
"You dare MOCK ME?!"
🔥
Raja:
"I literally do nothing else."
Voldemort unleashed
his strongest attack yet
.
⚡
"MORS MORDRE INFERNUS!"
A
massive wave of black flames
shot toward Raja.
🔥
Raja (grinning):
"Oh? A challenge?"
Raja
snapped his fingers
, summoning
his own flames
, forming a
giant fiery dragon
.
🔥
Raja:
"Taste my Solar Dragon!"
💥 The two
spells clashed
, shaking the
entire graveyard
.
Raja saw Voldemort was
getting desperate
. Time for the
final move.
🔥
Raja (smirking):
"Oh, by the way... I tipped off Dumbledore. He's coming with an army."
⚡
Voldemort:
"YOU'RE LYING!"
💀
Raja:
"Am I, though?"
Behind Voldemort,
Dobby took out a fog machine and turned it on dramatically
.
A
shadowy figure loomed in the mist.
💀
Dobby:
"Behold... DUMBLEDORE."
Voldemort
screamed in rage
, but
wasn't about to take chances
.
🔥
Voldemort:
"DEATH EATERS, RETREAT!"
Voldemort
teleported away
, leaving his
defeated minions behind
.
Raja
strolled over to a still-stunned Harry
,
grabbed his hand
, and
both touched the Triwizard Cup
.
🌪️
PORTKEY ACTIVATED!
🌪️
Seconds later,
they landed in the Hogwarts stadium
.
🎤
Ludo Bagman:
"HARRY POTTER HAS RETURNED!"
All professors and students rushed forward, questioning what happened.
Dumbledore looked at Raja expectantly.
🔥
Raja:
"So... long story short: Portkey sent us to a graveyard, Voldemort got resurrected, I fought him, Dobby went on a murder spree, I bluffed about you coming, and he ran away crying."
Silence.
💀
Professor McGonagall:
"...Pardon?"
💀
Dumbledore (rubbing temples):
"Why do I feel like I should retire early?"
Dobby
teleported in
with
a tied-up Mad-Eye Moody (except... not Moody).
🎩
Dobby:
"Master, I have captured Barty Crouch Jr."
💀
Raja:
"Excellent. Also... let's not forget. I got to the Cup first. I WIN."
Harry, still too
traumatized to argue
,
just nodded in surrender.
🎤
Ludo Bagman:
"RAJA RUDRA WINS THE TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT!"
🏆
CHAOS.
🏆
Final Score:
Raja:
🏆 Won the Tournament
Harry:
🎭 Witnessed trauma
Dobby:
💀 Unstoppable assassin
Voldemort:
😭 Ran away like a scared puppy
Dumbledore:
🤦♂️ Developing stress wrinkles
🔥
THE END.
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