After an eventful school year filled with
fighting dark lords, curing ancient curses, and flexing on wizards
, Raja decided it was time for a proper break. And by break, he meant a
four-month vacation in America
, where
capitalism thrives
, and
people get shot for sport.
The first thing on his
to-do list
?
A week-long romantic escapade with his Business Queens, Jessica Pearson and Jan Levinson.
Raja, ever the
benevolent tyrant
, whisked his ladies away using
Blink (his teleportation skill)
to some of the most luxurious places in the world.
First stop:
The
beach resort
he built three years ago, which was now managed by none other than
Dobby the Overpowered Butler.
Dobby ensured everything was perfect,
but the most sacred duty—
applying sunscreen and giving full-body massages
—was something
only Raja could perform.
After a
day of sunbathing, drinking, and flaunting their wealth,
Raja upped the game.
Dinner was served on top of the Great Pyramid of Giza,
protected by a transparent magical barrier.
The meal?
The finest
magical meat and wine,
including
chicken and sheep "borrowed" from Hagrid's home.
The night ended with
hugging, talking, and an intense physical workout that burned enough calories to negate the entire dinner.
The next day, they
bathed in an "onsen" in Japan
, ate
authentic ramen
, and continued their
international romance tour.
By the
final day,
they decided to
stay at the beach resort and live like rabbits.
After a week of
debauchery, luxury, and borderline war crimes against the concept of modesty,
Jessica and Jan sat Raja down.
"We need your help buying a ranch," Jessica said.
Raja, who was sipping a
coconut drink
while reclining,
raised an eyebrow.
"You two have enough money to buy entire countries. Who in their right mind wouldn't sell to you?"
Jan smirked. "Because the landowner is a stubborn Old man from
Yellowstone
.
"
Raja's smirk
slowly turned into an evil grin.
"Oh... this is going to be fun."
Raja blinked by Dobby to
Montana
, where he met
Jamie Dutton
, the only
normal
Dutton, mainly because he was
adopted and not cursed with family bad luck.
They had a brief chat. Raja, always the
charmer
,
gifted Jamie a ridiculously expensive watch
just to mess with his sense of self-worth.
Jamie, flattered and
possibly questioning his life choices,
reluctantly agreed to
set up a meeting
with John Dutton.
But Raja, being Raja,
insisted on choosing the meeting date himself.
The next day, Raja arrived at
Yellowstone Ranch
, ready to
charm, intimidate, and possibly cause absolute anarchy.
However, he was met with a sight that made the entire trip worth it.
Beth Dutton, daughter of John Dutton, was casually bathing in public.
Jamie, standing nearby, was pleading with her to stop this madness.
Beth, being
the queen of "I do what I want,"
ignored him.
Raja,
whistling in appreciation,
strolled up, much to Jamie's horror.
"Why do you get to see this scene?!" Jamie snapped.
Raja simply
grinned and winked.
Jamie,
utterly defeated,
left to inform John Dutton about the meeting.
Raja, meanwhile,
sat on the edge of Beth's bathtub
, took her
delicate hand
, kissed it, and introduced himself.
"Rudra D. Raja Kumara, at your service."
Beth, amused by
his sheer audacity,
found herself
intrigued by the 21-year-old enigma.
Raja, never one to
miss an opportunity to flex his abilities,
offered to read her palm.
Beth, curious, extended her hand.
What Raja saw
horrified him.
"Damn, that's some next-level bad luck."
Beth,
momentarily taken aback
, raised an eyebrow. "Explain."
Raja,
without missing a beat,
listed off her
tragic life events with perfect accuracy.
"At age 8, you lost two people—
your mother and your innocent heart.
At age 15, you lost two more things—" he looked at her
belly
meaningfully.
Beth,
for the first time in years, felt her emotions surface.
Tears
rolled down her cheeks.
Without hesitation, Raja
pulled her into a comforting hug.
However,
Rip Wheeler
, Yellowstone's
fiercest enforcer
, saw this
emotional moment
and decided
violence was the answer.
Rip
lunged at Raja
, throwing a
devastating punch.
Raja,
casually dodging
like a seasoned
martial artist
, smirked.
Beth
shouted for Rip to stop
, but
the man was determined.
Rip kept
throwing punches left and right,
but Raja
weaved between them effortlessly
, all while making sarcastic comments.
"You're getting slow, cowboy."
"Is that all you've got? Did you warm up?"
"Wait, was that a punch? I thought it was a mosquito."
By the time
John and Jamie arrived,
Rip was
seething with frustration,
and Raja was
having the time of his life.
John Dutton, finally addressing the
absolute circus before him,
turned to Raja.
"I don't want to talk to a
kid
who made my daughter cry, bribed my son, and attacked my men. I will never sell my ranch.
Get lost.
"
Raja, unfazed,
laughed.
"Jamie, you said your dad was
strict and stubborn
. But it seems to me he's
just another hypocritical American politician.
"
Silence.
Rip
went berserk again.
John,
veins popping,
snapped, "I may be a lot of things, but a
hypocrite
ain't one of them!"
"Then prove it," Raja smirked. "Give me
one chance
to prove my worth."
John, already
fed up
, sighed, "You don't know anything about this ranch, or what being a cowboy means, and finally, If my guess is right you don't even know
how to ride a horse
."
Raja,
Chocked on his own saliva
.( Guy, raided a hippogriff, unicorn and a Hybrid Berserk Dragon)
"Are you saying
I'm not a cowboy?
"
John smirked. "I doubt it."
"Fine," Raja declared. "Let's
bet.
"
"If I tame and ride the wildest horse on your ranch, you'll treat me like a grandson and meet me properly. If I fail, I leave and never return. Deal?"
John, seeing a
chance to humiliate him,
accepted.
Rip,
grinning like a Disney villain,
prepared the
wildest, most dangerous horse on the ranch.
Beth and Jamie
pleaded with Raja to back out.
Raja simply waved them off.
"My people have been
taming elephants and warhorses for thousands of years.
"
Beth: "That's not the same!"
Raja:
"Did you know how Indian fathers beat their kids if they don't score well in exams? This is NOTHING."
And with that, Raja
prepared to face the beast.
To be continued...