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At these words, Yang Xun’s pupils contracted. An expression of undisguised shock flooded his face.
’Take Viagra?’
’And two pills, at that? Is she trying to kill me?’
Any fool knew that stuff was bad for you. Even though he was a Cultivator, his body couldn’t handle taking it every day.
Besides, there was nothing wrong with his body. This was all because of his Cultivation Technique.
"What, you’re not willing?"
Xu Qian asked immediately, noticing the strange look on Yang Xun’s face.
"Of course I’m not willing!"
Yang Xun shot up from the bed, agitated. "The only reason I finished so quickly was because I got too excited! There’s nothing wrong with my body. I don’t need Viagra."
"Oh... Too excited, you say? Fine. I’ll give you another chance. Let’s go again."
A knowing smile played on Xu Qian’s lips as if she saw through everything, and she reached out to once again grab him down below.
"Wait, wait!!"
Yang Xun panicked. He quickly pushed Xu Qian’s small hand away. "Look, it wasn’t because I was excited. I’ve just been exhausted from my delivery job lately, so I’m a little worn out. How about this? Let me go home and rest for a while, then I’ll come back for another interview. I swear I can last for an hour!"
"No!" Xu Qian’s eyebrow shot up, her expression turning sour. "And how long is ’a while’? A year? Two? I have a business to run, you know."
"Three days! I just need three days to recover!"
Yang Xun held up three fingers, his face dead serious. "If I still can’t last an hour after three days, you can pay me a monthly salary of ten thousand, and I’ll take two Viagra pills whenever I’m on the clock. How about it?"
"Deal!"
Xu Qian agreed instantly, without the slightest hesitation.
Anyone who wasn’t an idiot could see this was a no-lose deal.
If he could last an hour, the benefits to her would be substantial. What was a hundred-thousand-a-month salary in comparison?
And if he couldn’t, she’d get a man with such impressive assets for just ten thousand a month, who was also willing to take Viagra.
It was an absolute bargain!
"Fine, it’s a deal then. See you in three days!"
With that said, Yang Xun didn’t linger. He threw on his clothes and scurried away in disgrace.
...
「Zhonghai City, Brothers’ BBQ!」
After parting ways with his sister-in-law, Yang Xun didn’t go home. Instead, he went to a BBQ joint he often frequented.
Whenever he was feeling stressed, he would come here to eat a few skewers and have a couple of drinks.
GULP, GULP... *BURP*...
Yang Xun tipped his head back, downed a cold beer, and let out a hearty burp.
With the beer in his stomach, the worry on his face only deepened.
At this moment, he was truly at a loss.
’Why did I last for such a short time?’
’Normally, Primordial Yin Qi can be converted into True Qi to strengthen the body. I should be able to last longer, right?’
’So why am I lasting for an even shorter time after absorbing Primordial Yin Qi?’
’This isn’t right... What’s causing this?’
Yang Xun closed his eyes and began to review the contents of the Yin Yang Dragon and Phoenix Technique, trying to find a solution.
"Huh? Xiaoxun!"
Just then, a voice filled with pleasant surprise rang out beside him.
"Sister-in-law??"
Yang Xun opened his eyes and saw Meng Qiaofei standing nearby. He was a bit surprised; he hadn’t expected to run into his sister-in-law at this hour.
From her attire, he could tell she had just gotten off work. She was still wearing a professional business suit.
However, it was no longer as neat as it had been that morning; the fabric was now covered in wrinkles.
Furthermore, the top buttons of her blouse were undone, revealing a large expanse of snowy-white skin and a bottomless ravine.
The flesh-colored stockings his sister-in-law had been wearing that morning were also gone, leaving her long, straight, snow-white legs completely bare. They shimmered with an alluring luster under the lights.
His sister-in-law’s face was weary after a long day of work, but it did nothing to detract from her stunning beauty. If anything, it made one want to cherish her fiercely.
GULP!
Yang Xun’s Adam’s apple bobbed. He had to admit, his sister-in-law was a true masterpiece.
’I really can’t understand what my sister-in-law saw in that loser Xu Feifan. Such a fine cabbage, ruined by a pig.’
’No, wait... It seems the pig hadn’t completely ruined it!’
Although his sister-in-law had been married to Xu Feifan for two years, she was still a virgin; that membrane was still intact.
In other words, Xu Feifan had gotten it in, but to this day, he still hadn’t managed to break that membrane!
"Xiaoxun, why are you staring at your sister-in-law like that?"
Meng Qiaofei felt a little creeped out by his gaze and quickly spoke up.
"Er..."
Yang Xun snapped back to his senses. Seeing the odd look on his sister-in-law’s face, he gave an awkward laugh and immediately stood up. "Sister-in-law, I was just mesmerized by your fairy-like beauty and zoned out for a moment. My apologies!"
PFFT!
No woman dislikes a compliment, and Meng Qiaofei was no exception. His words made her smile so much her eyes curved into little crescent moons, but she said, "What are you talking about? My skin is a total wreck, and I’ve gotten so much uglier. I’m no fairy."
"You are a fairy, Sister-in-law!"
Yang Xun said in all seriousness, "I’ve seen many women, but when it comes to beauty, I’m afraid only Xu Yue can compare to you."
"Hehehe, you don’t forget to praise your own wife even while complimenting me. Are you worried I’ll go tell Xu Yue on you?" Meng Qiaofei said, shooting him a very sexy eye-roll.
"I’m just telling the truth! You and Xu Yue are both goddess-level beauties!!"
Yang Xun wasn’t deliberately trying to praise his ’wife.’ Although their marriage was one in name only, he had to admit that Xu Yue was indeed incredibly beautiful.
In some respects, even a stunner like his sister-in-law couldn’t quite compare to Xu Yue.
"Alright, alright. When it comes to looks, I can’t compare to Yueyue."
With that, Meng Qiaofei glanced at Yang Xun curiously and asked, "It’s so late. Are you drinking all by yourself?"
Yang Xun nodded. "Yeah, I ran into some trouble and felt like having a drink."
"What a coincidence!"
Meng Qiaofei sighed softly. "I ran into some trouble myself and was planning to have a drink. If you don’t mind, why don’t we share a table and drink together?"
"Of course! Sister-in-law, you want to drink with me? How could I possibly mind!"
Yang Xun immediately pulled up a stool for Meng Qiaofei, then shouted to the waiter, "Waiter, two more cases of beer!"
While waiting for the drinks, he looked at Meng Qiaofei and asked, "So, Sister-in-law, what kind of trouble did you run into?"
"Let’s not talk about our troubles before we drink. We can talk after we’ve had a few!"
Meng Qiaofei gave a slight smile. "Some things are just impossible to talk about without a little alcohol."
"Mm, you’re right!!"
Yang Xun nodded emphatically, agreeing that his sister-in-law made a very good point.
Soon, the beer arrived!
The two of them began to clink their glasses wildly, downing one after another!
Meng Qiaofei was a lightweight to begin with. After three bottles of beer, her pretty face was as red as a baboon’s ass, her speech started to stutter, and her mood turned melancholic.
"Sister-in-law, what’s really going on?" Yang Xun asked with concern, watching the constantly sighing Meng Qiaofei.
"There are two things on my mind lately that have put me in a terrible mood."
Meng Qiaofei’s eyes were hazy from the alcohol. She held up one finger in front of Yang Xun. "First, it’s my bathhouse. The Xu Family invested so much money to open it for me, but its performance has been terrible. It’s almost at the point where revenue can’t cover expenses. The Xu Group is in such a difficult position right now, and I was hoping to help Yueyue out, but now I’m powerless. It’s just so hard!"
Yang Xun knew a little about the bathhouse. When it first opened, business was indeed good, with a monthly income of at least several hundred thousand.
But as more and more bathhouses opened, competition grew fiercer, and business at the one his sister-in-law managed plummeted.
Worse, many of the other bathhouses started offering ’special services,’ which was like pouring salt on the wound for his sister-in-law.
But this wasn’t something Yang Xun could help with, so he asked, "And the second thing?"
"The second is the matter of a child!"
At the mention of this, Meng Qiaofei became even more dejected. She leaned her head gently on Yang Xun’s shoulder and murmured, "I’ve been married into the Xu Family for so many years, but I’ve never been able to have a child. Xu Feifan puts so much pressure on me, making me drink all sorts of traditional Chinese medicine every day..."
"Sister-in-law, not being able to have a child has nothing to do with you! It’s Xu Feifan’s problem!"
Yang Xun’s expression was extremely serious. "If anyone needs to see a doctor, it should be him."
"But... he’s so concerned about his pride, he’d never go see a doctor..."
As she said this, Meng Qiaofei suddenly seemed to think of something. She shot upright, stared at Yang Xun without blinking, and said, "Xiaoxun... why don’t you help your sister-in-law have a child..."