Time is a bizarre thing. Some philosophers say time flows like a relentless river, constantly pushing you forward whether you want to or not. Others say time is a wheel, and we are just tired mices running in endless loops until we die.
There were endless analogies about such complex concept. If you asked a true time path cultivator, they would tell you time is more like a bad batch of spicy chilies. Sometimes it passes quickly and painfully, leaving you sweating, and other times it just lingers indefinitely while you wait for things to settle.
But one thing was absolute in this cultivation world.
Time was definitely not the same everywhere.
The ancient Time Path Spirit Masters, especially the legendary Immortal of the Great River of Time, had made this perfectly clear in the ancient texts.
The Northern, Southern, Eastern, Western, and Central regions all experienced the flow of time at completely different paces. Stepping across a regional border was like walking into a completely different season.
Then you had the Inheritance Lands.
These places were downright absurd.
Most Inheritance Lands had their internal time drastically accelerated by the sheer will of their creators. Time could run double, triple, or even ten times faster depending on how outrageously strong the deceased Spirit Master had been in life.
Senior Pu Zi was a Rank 6 Immortal. Because she was such an absolute powerhouse, the time inside her Inheritance Cave was sped up by ten times compared to the outside world.
Thus, one hour spent drinking tea in the Southern Region equaled ten grueling hours of survival inside the cave.
This was exactly why Hua Ke, who had stumbled into the cave as a scrawny early teenager with no facial hair, had recently walked out as a twenty year old Spirit Master. The mortals who were trapped inside experienced the exact same ridiculous growth spurt.
Right now, however, Hua Ke did not care or knew about any of that. He only cared about not becoming a chew toy for Ji Ma Ko’s wolves.
Hua Ke was currently darting through the thick forest, furiously fighting off a massive pack of wild wolves.
He knew that giving his enemy, Ji Ma Ko, even a single breath to adjust his tactics would be a fatal mistake. Ji Ma Ko, hiding somewhere like a cowardly turtle with true disgust painting his face, also knew Hua Ke was incredibly slippery.
One mistake and he would be hit with a semen attack or a penis. This was the last thing he wanted.
So, the beast tamer ordered his wolves to use a special combined attack.
"Form the great wolf tower!" Ji Ma Ko shouted from a distant bush, sounding entirely too proud of himself.
Hua Ke looked back and almost tripped over a root. One wolf climbed on top of another, and another climbed on top of that one. They literally stacked themselves into a furry, growling tower to reach the high branches.
From there, the wolves started jumping from tree to tree. They were slightly slower than Hua Ke who was jumping from tree to tree like a true monkey, but up in the canopy, they were absolutely everywhere. Enjoying the story? Read on at novelping dot com.
By the time the evening sun began to set, Hua Ke had slaughtered forty to fifty wolves.
Blood soaked his body and covered his hands, these were not wolf blood rather it was his own.
The main problem was that Ji Ma Ko had a seemingly endless supply of these annoying mutts. Because Ji Ma Ko was hiding and not fighting personally, he had the luxurious advantage of sitting on his backside and slowly replenishing his Spirit Essence.
Hua Ke was constantly sprinting and dodging. He had only few time to recover his energy compared to Ji Ma Ko.
Finally, sheer exhaustion caught up to him. Hua Ke saw an opening between two massive trees and tried to activate his pole jumping with penis to clear a path.
"Take this! Boner Spirit!" Hua Ke yelled, aggressively thrusting his hips forward expecting a massive surge of power.
Nothing happened. Not even a spark.
"Ah, crap. I am completely out of Spirit Essence," Hua Ke muttered, staring at his normal penis in utter disbelief.
Before he could even curse his terrible luck, a wolf leaped from the shadows and clamped its foul jaws right onto his neck.
"Argh, you filthy beast!" Hua Ke screamed, violently shaking the animal off. He crashed hard onto the forest floor. Clutching his bleeding neck with one hand to stop the blood flow, he scrambled back to his feet. He had only two Jade Stones left in his other hand.
He broke into a desperate, staggering sprint. They had been fighting for hours, making a giant circle around the forest area, and now Hua Ke found himself right back where he started.
The Jade Spring.
Hua Ke stumbled, his vision blurring from blood loss and fatigue, and collapsed onto the red waters of the Jade Spring.
Footsteps crunched on the grass. Ji Ma Ko finally emerged from his hiding spot, flanked by the rest of his snarling wolves. The beast tamer wore an incredibly smug and arrogant expression, looking down at his bleeding prey.
"You actually dare to stand up against me, youngster?" Ji Ma Ko laughed loudly, puffing out his chest. "This great Ji Ma Ko will show you the true price of arrogance! I am going to chop you into tiny pieces and make every single part of your body a delicious midnight snack for my wolves!"
Ji Ma Ko stepped closer, greedily looking at the glowing water. "I do not know what your relationship with this Jade Spring is, but it belongs to me now. This is a supreme treasure! It might even be better than my Rank 2 Yin Gathering Spirit!"
Hearing those words, an epiphany struck Hua Ke like a bolt of lightning. This chapter is updated first at g.com.
A Rank 2 Yin Gathering Spirit!
No wonder this degenerate Ji Ma Ko was forcing young women left and right, dragging them into his cave and completely destroying their lives. Hua Ke vividly remembered the horrifying visions of demonic Spirit Masters that Senior Pu Zi had shown him during his training.
The Yin Gathering Spirit was a truly nefarious existence. Every time a Spirit Master found one, terrible and tragic things happened to the local women.
He had seen this spirit in the visions that he saw, and he knew exactly what it does.
"You are an absolute piece of trash," Hua Ke spat out a mouthful of blood, glaring at the beast tamer.
"Die with regrets, boy!" Ji Ma Ko raised his hand, signaling the final two wolves to lunge forward and rip Hua Ke apart.
Hua Ke braced himself for the end.
Suddenly, a loud whoosh echoed through the clearing. A sturdy meat pole, looking suspiciously like the one Hua Ke usually fought with, smashed directly into the skull of the first wolf.
A split second later, a highly pressurized jet of what it looked like clear water blasted through the air and violently struck the second wolf. The brutal combination blew massive holes right through the brains of both beasts, killing them instantly before their paws even hit the ground.
"Who dares attack my precious wolves?" Ji Ma Ko shrieked, jumping back in absolute shock.
He looked toward the base of Cang Wu Mountain and his jaw dropped to the floor. Out of absolutely nowhere, a massive cave entrance had materialized right into the mountainside.
And people were pouring out of it like an angry swarm of bees.
One by one, men and women wearing nothing but mortal rags and blazing anger rushed out from the hidden cave, swarming the area in front of the mountain base.
Hua Ke, still holding his bleeding neck, turned his head in absolute bewilderment. His eyes widened when he recognized the person confidently leading the charge.
It was a very familiar face. It was the face of the cute village girl who had aggressively sucked on his neck earlier, the very same girl whose nipples he had enthusiastically played with during their heated encounter in the cave.
It was Cui Cui.
She did not look like a helpless crying mortal anymore. She wore an incredibly ferocious expression, her eyes burning with fierce determination as she gripped her hips in a weird position with her two fingers spread on the top of her vagina over the robe like she was aiming with it and with blurred vision of Hua Ke, he felt like Cui Cui had grown little older than he remember her.
She locked eyes with Hua Ke, gave a fierce and loyal nod, and shouted at the top of her lungs for everyone to hear.
"Young Master, do not worry! We are here to help you beat this dog bastard to death!"