That one question—“Junior Brother Qin Fan, who is Quiet?”—hit Qin Fan like a thunderbolt.
Senior Sister Lin Xiaolu, I beg you, stop changing the subject!
The scene was frozen in awkward silence.
Everyone now only had one thought: Who the hell was Quiet?
Suddenly, Xia Qingyue stepped forward to defuse the situation and gently held Qin Fan’s hand. “Don’t worry, Junior Brother Fan. Whether it’s Junior Sister Qingshuang or this Quiet, Senior Sister will support you.”
“Could you just shut up?!” Qin Fan nearly knelt to this walking fantasy-generator of a woman.
“Junior Brother Fan, are you still mad at me? It’s okay, I won’t blame you.” Xia Qingyue turned to the crowd and declared with teary eyes, “Master, Aunt, fellow sisters, from today on, I won’t allow anyone to bully Junior Brother Fan ever again!”
She began listing all of Qin Fan’s efforts over the years. “He’s been selflessly working for twenty years! Washing clothes, cooking—he did all of it! Carrying loads, scrubbing pots—still him! He had the fewest cultivation resources! And today, by a twist of fate, he even saved Master’s life!”
“Even I… broke through my inner bottleneck because of Junior Brother Fan. My dao heart has become pure, and I’m now about to break through my cultivation bottleneck.”
Immortal Yuquan was overjoyed. “Qingyue, you’re breaking through to the late Foundation Establishment Realm?”
Everyone present revealed guilt-ridden expressions.
Su Meier rubbed her still-stinging butt and suddenly pouted coyly, “So that’s how it is… Poor Qin Fan. Even if he spanked me a few times, it’s nothing, right? After all, we are fellow disciples.”
Xiao Hongling’s face turned slightly red. “Qin Fan, I’ve been too harsh with you before—always hitting and yelling. Don’t worry, Aunt won’t hit you again.”
Immortal Yuquan even pulled out a token. “Rebellious… no, good disciple! This is my Peak Master Token. Take it and calm down…”
…
Qin Fan completely broke down!
Xia Qingyue was an absolute genius! She could turn black into white, make the dead sound alive! And now look—he, a proper little villain, had been whitewashed into the great hero of Jade Spring Peak?
“System bro!” Qin Fan howled inwardly. “Just throw me into the Demon Cloud Abyss to feed the monsters already! I can’t take this mission anymore!”
But then he remembered…
That cheat Ye Chen was about to come out of seclusion!
That guy’s Strongest Heart-Voice System could charm every one of these senior sisters within minutes. Even Aunt wouldn’t be spared!
These brainless women would all become his dual cultivation cauldrons!
When that time comes… wouldn’t he, the villain, be doomed?
No! I can’t give up now!
Qin Fan’s head shot up, flames of fighting spirit blazing in his eyes. “I want to be the strongest villain!”
Only by doing that could he survive! Only then could he save these fairy-like senior sisters from Ye Chen’s evil clutches.
Thus, Qin Fan decided to give it one more push.
“I’m a lust demon! A rebellious disciple!”
“If you don’t expel me from the sect today, I’ll make sure this never ends!”
Seeing this, Xia Qingyue’s eyes welled up with tears. “Everyone saw that, right? Junior Brother Fan is trying to get our attention in such extreme ways!”
Leng Qingshuang bit her lip softly. “So… he was afraid we’d ignore him…”
Su Meier was touched. “Junior Brother Qin, this won’t help you…”
“F**k all of you!” Qin Fan spewed a mouthful of blood three meters out.
Immortal Yuquan stroked his beard in worry. “The child’s coughing blood! Quick, feed him our best healing pills!”
Xiao Hongling made the decision on the spot. “Pass down my order! All the cultivation resources and treatment owed to Qin Fan, plus the status of a personal disciple, shall be fully granted by tomorrow!”
“No!” Qin Fan nearly died of anger. “You’re all brain-dead!”
Immortal Yuquan looked at him with warm eyes. “My dear Fan’er, how could I bear to expel you from the sect? You’re the lucky star of Jade Spring Peak! Qingyue, quickly take your junior brother to Cultivation Residence No. 2.”
Xia Qingyue gently took his left arm. “Come on, Junior Brother Fan, let’s go.”
Su Meier quickly clung to his right arm. “Let Fifth Senior Sister send you off too!”
Qin Fan’s expression was lifeless. Being escorted by two stunning beauties, he felt like a mentally ill patient being dragged away. He was just missing a striped uniform at this point.
Whatever. At least his lifespan had increased. One step at a time.
All he could do now was pray that Child of Destiny Ye Chen wouldn’t get him killed so soon.
Qin Fan sneered inwardly. If you all won’t expel me… then I’ll go completely insane!
In front of Cultivation Residence No. 2, Xia Qingyue reluctantly handed over her transmission talisman. “Junior Brother Fan, call me anytime you need anything.”
The moment he entered the residence, a thick wave of spiritual energy washed over him. Qin Fan took a deep breath—he instantly felt clear-headed and refreshed.
“Damn! So this is the treatment of a personal disciple?”
He looked around and sneered. “Ye Chen’s Residence No. 1 is probably even more luxurious, huh?”
Then he suddenly kicked over a jade stool inside the room. “Why the hell does Ye Chen get to enjoy everything?!”
As night fell, Qin Fan sat cross-legged on the jade bed, watching the spiritual energy dance on his fingertips.
He had just transmigrated and hadn’t yet savored the beauty of this cultivation world.
Though he was only a minor villain, he still felt thrilled.
“Fire Raven Art… Water Dragon Art…” he tested all his low-level spells one by one, frowning.
Damn it! Five Spiritual Roots… for a villain?
Isn’t that a bit much?
“I’m this trashy? How am I supposed to beat Ye Chen, the Child of Destiny? I’m just here to be slaughtered!”
The more Qin Fan thought about it, the more pissed he got. “When will I finally get expelled and activate the Invincible Villain System?! Day one of missing Chaos Spirit Root!”
Qin Fan flopped onto the jade bed and fell asleep instantly.
…
Early next morning, just before sunrise.
Xia Qingyue, dressed in snowy white, was already standing silently outside Residence No. 2.
She tapped her finger lightly, sending a breeze to chime the wind bell at the door.
“Junior Brother Fan, it’s time to wake up.” Her voice was soft and gentle. “Master specially instructed us to wait for you for morning training.”
Inside the room, Qin Fan was drooling all over his pillow.
In his dream, he was causing a huge uproar on Jade Spring Peak, stomping Ye Chen underfoot.
“Hahaha! I’m the ultimate villain!”
Still sleep-talking, Qin Fan groggily sat up.
Xia Qingyue chuckled softly. With a wave of her hand, spiritual energy turned into a breeze and gently lifted him out of bed.
Only then did Qin Fan slowly open his drowsy eyes, his robe half-open.
“Xia Qingyue? You dare ruin my beautiful dream!”
Qin Fan suddenly jolted awake, hurriedly throwing on a robe. “You know what this is? Sexual harassment!”
But Xia Qingyue didn’t get mad—instead, she giggled behind her hand. “I didn’t know Junior Brother Fan could be this adorable. Hurry up, everyone’s waiting for you.”
A moment later, Qin Fan was dragged onto a flying sword by Xia Qingyue.
He clutched her slim waist tightly.
So soft. So smooth. So warm.
Looking at the shrinking view below his feet, Qin Fan felt both nervous and excited.
“So this is sword flight?! Damn, it feels amazing!”
He couldn’t stop grinning like an idiot. Maybe… he was starting to like this cultivation world.
At the morning training plaza, Immortal Yuquan sat at the main seat while the other disciples stood respectfully in two rows.
When Qin Fan arrived, everyone immediately stood and saluted in unison.
“Welcome, Junior Brother Qin!”
Qin Fan’s knees buckled—he nearly fell off the flying sword.
What the hell is going on?!
If that cheat Ye Chen sees this… am I even going to survive?