Looking at the two ghostly figures huddled in the corner, Shen Ji spoke in a trembling, tearful voice.
“Ning Ning used to treat me so well.
She hugged me every day and kissed me too.
She couldn’t bear to see me suffer.
If someone bullied me, she would definitely stand up for me.
She has never been this cold to me before.”
The white-clothed female ghost asked hoarsely, “So…
did she say she wanted to break up with you?”
“Of course not!”
Shen Ji glanced at the white-clothed female ghost, whose emotional intelligence clearly left something to be desired.
He covered his chest as though he were protecting a precious treasure and said smugly, “I can feel it.
Ning Ning still loves me.
Her heart is full of me.”
The person who had said Ning Ning did not love him earlier was also him.
Now, the person proudly declaring that her heart was full of him was also him.
The red-clothed female ghost stammered, “Th-then…
how was she cold to you?”
“Starting today, Ning Ning is going to give me twice as much math homework.”
The two female ghosts: “…”
Shen Ji sobbed quietly.
“Ning Ning would never be this cold to me.
When she left this morning, she didn’t even kiss me.
Does that mean she doesn’t love me as much anymore?
Just thinking about it makes me so sad I feel like I’m going to die.”
Wake up!
You are already dead, okay!?
The two female ghosts stared blankly at the figure hanging from the rope.
There were so many things they wanted to complain about.
For example, they could not understand why, when he was upset, he did not go talk things out with his girlfriend.
Instead, he had come here and occupied Xiao Hong’s territory by hanging himself from a rope.
Was doing this supposed to make him feel better?
Shen Ji’s eyes were still misty with tears, making him look pitiful and aggrieved.
But when he looked toward the two ghostly figures in the corner, his black eyes narrowed slightly.
His curved lips concealed an unknown sense of danger.
“You two are Ning Ning’s neighbors.
You must know what happened yesterday while I was away.”
How could he possibly go from crying like an elementary schooler one second to becoming this frightening the next?
Shen Ji looked at the red-clothed female ghost.
“Xiao Hong.”
The red-clothed female ghost hurriedly shook her head.
“I-I…
I don’t know anything!”
Shen Ji looked at the white-clothed female ghost.
“Xiao Bai.”
More and more water seeped across the floor as she nervously said, “She came to borrow something from me last night.
I didn’t have any, so I went somewhere else and got some for her.”
Shen Ji asked, “What?”
Xiao Bai shyly covered her face.
“Just…
that…
the…
the contraceptive kind…”
Shen Ji tilted his head in confusion.
“What is that?”
Xiao Bai bashfully covered her face.
“It’s…
it’s that…
thing…
the condom…”
Shen Ji had never heard of such a thing before, but that did not stop him from figuring out what it was used for from the meaning of the words.
He stared blankly for a while before asking, “Why does Ning Ning need that?”
A twisted figure crawling along the ground could no longer stand listening.
It shouted, “How can you be so stupid?
Of course she wants it to sleep with a man!
What else would she use it for, blowing up balloons!?”
Shen Ji lowered his gaze and saw the creature crawling out.
It was a strange creature with fish scales, a pig’s tail, and the limbs of a sheep.
From its face, one could still vaguely recognize the missing Zhao Yuan.
Ever since those people offered him a pile of strange organs yesterday, he had become this bizarre creature.
Shen Ji said, “You mean Ning Ning wants to sleep with a man?”
Zhao Yuan nodded.
“Of course!
But she didn’t use it on you.
Hahaha, she must have fallen for someone el—”
“Crack!”
A foot came down from above and crushed Zhao Yuan’s head.
Shen Ji withdrew his foot and walked over to Xiao Bai.
There was a puddle of water there, so he stepped into it and casually used it to wash his shoes.
On the floor, Zhao Yuan felt around for the pieces of his head and picked them up to put himself back together.
Xiao Hong held her head in place as it threatened to fall off, feeling a strange sense of sympathy.
Shen Ji said confidently, “Ning Ning’s heart is full of me.
There’s no way she could like someone else.”
But immediately afterward, he rubbed his chin and said, “How about I kill every man in this school?”
So much for being confident.
He clearly was not confident at all!
Xiao Hong was timid.
“I-I don’t think she would be the type to fall in love with someone else.”
Shen Ji smiled brightly.
“Of course not.
Ning Ning is completely devoted to me.
I can feel it.
After all, Ning Ning’s heart is right here with me!”
Xiao Bai stopped releasing water.
Xiao Hong’s head finally fell to the floor.
Even Zhao Yuan, who was putting his head back together, stopped moving.
After a while, Shen Ji fell into confusion again.
“But why doesn’t Ning Ning want to do that thing that requires contraception with me?
I even washed every gap between my bones completely clean yesterday.”
All the ghosts: You already took the girl’s heart away, and you’re still wondering why she doesn’t want to sleep with you.
Are you sick!?
The phone in Shen Ji’s pocket suddenly rang with an alarm.
His expression immediately fell.
He glanced at the ghostly figures in the corner and said lazily, “I’m going to memorize the multiplication table.
Keep a close eye on things while I’m studying.
If anyone dares to covet my girlfriend, twist his head off.”
He walked out of the dark, damp room.
The ghostly figures finally breathed a sigh of relief.
Xiao Hong picked up her head, only to put it back on upside down.
She said fearfully, “He’s so scary.”
Xiao Bai continued to bubble water out of herself.
Remembering how Su Ning had scolded her for being ugly and bald, she said thoughtfully, “Anyone who can date him must be even scarier.”
Meanwhile, after third period ended, the classroom became lively.
Bu Zhongyao and Xuan Yuan Mo came to thank Su Ning.
After following Su Ning’s unreliable method of offering sacrifices to Zhao Yuan the previous day, they had actually stopped having nightmares.
Xuan Yuan Mo simply gave a cool “Thank you,” while Bu Zhongyao was so moved that she grabbed Su Ning’s hand and repeatedly called her a good sister.
Xuan Yuan Mo had always been the campus heartthrob, while Bu Zhongyao was also quite popular among the boys.
With the two of them standing beside Su Ning’s desk, everyone in the class could not help looking over.
Someone could not resist commenting, “Su Ning really has an amazing charm.”
Even the campus heartthrob, who never got close to other people, was constantly hanging around her.
Even a Mary Sue protagonist could not have a stronger halo of popularity than her.
Lu Zhizhi, sitting in the back, glanced at the group before lowering her head and continuing to message someone.
Su Ning asked, “What about Gu Yueshuo?”
Gu Yueshuo had insisted before that he was cursed.
He had been terrified and even claimed that he would definitely die on the seventh day.
Tomorrow would be the seventh day.
They had originally agreed to help Gu Yueshuo deal with his problem today, but he had not shown up.
It was rather strange.
Bu Zhongyao smiled.
“He said he’s already found a way to solve the problem, so we don’t need to trouble ourselves.
I think he was just scared by the horror movie.
To build up his courage, he even invited me to watch a movie with him today!”