"I'm dead!!"
Yep... that's the first thing I said when I woke up this morning...
Why did I say that?
Well, that's because I finally remembered what I forgot yesterday... And that was... I didn't think of an excuse!!
If Mom (possessed) gets here, what am I supposed to say?!
"Hey Mom, while you were gone I got a personal maid, and now she's living here with us."
[GAME OVER]
Damn it!!
Okay, calm down, breathe, that's it, back to your happy place.
Alright, I'm calm!!
Now, how do I convince a woman (man on the inside) who's also a mother (biological) to let her 5-year-old son keep a personal maid?
Hmm... come on brain, think... Think!!
So, after a lot of thinking, I decided to leave the women problems to women solutions.
And it turns out Echidna is a female!!
"Please, you're my last hope!!"
"Thank you!!"
It's like I can see the light emanating from her now.
And as quickly as I saw it, it vanished.
"Excuse me, what?!"
"And what does that have to do with giving her pleasure?"
I can't argue with that logic, but how do I give her such a huge surge of pleasure without risking... well, you know?!
Think, there's gotta be an alternative.