Yes! Bite Me!
Orochimaru's cold, calculating mind raced as he stalked through the dense trees of the Forest of Death, his serpentine eyes gleaming with malicious intent. He had donned the disguise of a 'girl'—a young, seemingly innocuous participant in the Chunin Exams, complete with soft, feminine features and a deceptively gentle smile. But beneath this mask of innocence lay the ruthless ambitions of a legendary shinobi, whose desires went far beyond simple victory in these trials.
Today, Orochimaru had only one goal in mind: to test the limits of Sasuke Uchiha, his potential future vessel, and to plant the seeds of darkness within him. But he knew there was a major obstacle in his path—Naruto Uzumaki, the enigma wrapped in a frilly black dress, who had somehow ascended to Kage level without even tapping into the fearsome power of the Nine-Tails. Kabuto's intelligence had been clear: Naruto was not to be underestimated. She was potentially stronger than Tobirama, and almost on par with Hashirama. Orochimaru was strong, really strong, but even he knew when brute strength would not win him a fight.
And yet, there were weaknesses in Naruto's current form—weaknesses that Orochimaru had every intention of exploiting.
He mentally listed them off, savoring each one like a fine delicacy:
1. Inability to hurt a Konoha shinobi with 2B's powers: This limitation could be her undoing. He could use it to his advantage if she mistook him for an ally.
2. Unparalleled stupidity: Her robotic mind might be advanced, but there was a certain childlike naivety and arrogance that Orochimaru could manipulate with ease.
3. Naivety and arrogance: These traits would make her easy to fool, especially if he played on her sense of loyalty to the Leaf Village.
With these thoughts swirling in his mind, Orochimaru approached Sasuke, who was frozen in place due to the intense killing intent. The boy was already formidable, but Orochimaru knew that Sasuke's true strength lay dormant, shackled by his fears and the shadow of his brother, Itachi. It was time to push him over the edge.
Orochimaru stepped forward, his disguised form blending seamlessly with the shadows of the forest. "Sasuke-kun," he called softly, his voice dripping with false kindness. "That was impressive, but..."
Sasuke glared at the speaker, his Sharingan eyes narrowing furiously. "Who are you?" he demanded, wiping a trickle of blood from his cheek.
Orochimaru gave a serene smile, the type that suggested she—no, he—meant no harm. "Someone who understands your pain," he replied smoothly. "Someone who knows what it's like to be powerless in the face of true strength."
Sasuke's expression darkened, and his fists clenched at his sides. The mention of powerlessness had hit a nerve. "What do you know about my pain?" he spat, his voice laced with anger.
"Oh, I know more than you think," Orochimaru purred, stepping closer. "I know how much you hate Itachi—how much you want to kill him, to make him suffer for what he did to your clan. But you and I both know the truth, Sasuke-kun. You're not strong enough. Not yet."
Sasuke's eyes flashed dangerously, but he didn't move. Orochimaru could see the turmoil within him—the doubt, the fear, the desperate desire for power.
"You need strength, Sasuke-kun," Orochimaru continued, his voice like silk, wrapping around Sasuke's mind and squeezing. "Strength beyond what you can achieve through training alone. I can give you that power. The power to defeat Itachi. The power to avenge your clan."
For a moment, Sasuke hesitated. The words were intoxicating, playing to his deepest desires. Orochimaru could see it in his eyes—the yearning, the flicker of hope.
"And all you have to do," Orochimaru said, his voice dropping to a whisper, "is accept my gift."
With that, Orochimaru's neck extended grotesquely, his mouth opening wide to reveal razor-sharp fangs. Before Sasuke could react, Orochimaru bit down on his neck, injecting his cursed seal into the boy's body.
"Sasuke-kun!" Sakura's scream pierced the air as she watched in horror.
"Gahh!" Sasuke gasped, his eyes widening in pain as the curse mark began to spread across his skin like wildfire.
Orochimaru smirked, retracting his neck and licking his lips with satisfaction. 'Done,' he thought triumphantly. 'Now, he better l—'
Before he could finish his thought, Orochimaru felt a sudden impact against his head, sending him staggering back. He blinked in surprise, looking up to see Naruto standing there, her foot still extended from the kick. On her shoulder was a red-haired girl who looked equally surprised by the sudden turn of events.
"Have fear, Naruto Uzumaki is here," Naruto declared with robotic enthusiasm, striking a dramatic pose that made her frilly black dress flare out around her. "Dattebayo."
Orochimaru's serpentine eyes narrowed as he quickly assessed the situation. Now, he needed to retreat. But first, he had to ensure that Naruto wouldn't interfere.
"Would you really attack a fellow Leaf Shinobi?" Orochimaru asked, his voice dripping with mock innocence as he tapped his forehead where the Leaf Village symbol was clearly visible on his headband.
Naruto froze, her glowing sapphire eyes narrowing as she tried to process this why she was unable to move. 'Bitch…?'
-It's authentic,- Bitch confirmed in her usual monotone voice. -She is indeed a Leaf Shinobi. I cannot let you use the powers of 2B to hurt a Leaf Shinobi in this exam.-
Naruto's body locked up, her muscles refusing to respond to her commands. 'Bitch… he hurt the Bastard…'
-I cannot let you use the powers of 2B to hurt a Leaf Shinobi in this exam. I can read your mind, you would gravely injure him - Bitch repeated, her voice unyielding.
'But look at the Bastard!'
-An Uchiha should suffer from time to time.
'That's so twisted! What idiot made you again?"
-Mito Uzumaki designed me while Tobirama-sama modified me.
Orochimaru took full advantage of Naruto's paralysis, his serpentine grin widening. With a swift motion, he vanished into the shadows, escaping the scene without a trace.
Naruto's body finally unfroze, and she cursed under her breath, her expression—or rather, lack thereof—showing her frustration. 'Damn you, Bitch.'
Naruto's glowing sapphire eyes remained fixed on Sasuke as he writhed in pain, his hand gripping the spot on his neck where Orochimaru had inflicted the cursed seal. His breaths came in ragged gasps, and his usually composed face was twisted in agony. It was a far cry from the cool, aloof demeanor he typically maintained. Even with her robotic nature, Naruto could sense the distress emanating from him, and it tugged at a part of her that was still very much human—her need to protect her teammates.
"Dattebayo," Naruto muttered, a hint of concern creeping into her otherwise mechanical tone. Kneeling beside Sasuke, she scanned his body for any immediate physical injuries she could treat. Medical ninjutsu wasn't exactly her forte, but she had picked up a few basics from Kakashi-sensei during their training. It was better than doing nothing, and seeing Sakura in tears wasn't exactly helping the situation.
"Naruto, do something!" Sakura's voice was laced with panic, her tears streaming down her cheeks as she clutched Sasuke's hand. "I can't bear to see him like this!"
Naruto gave a curt nod, her frilly black dress swaying slightly as she shifted into a more focused stance. With her long, gloved fingers hovering over Sasuke's cursed mark, she concentrated, trying to channel what little medical ninjutsu she knew. A faint green glow appeared around her hands as she attempted to ease his suffering, but the cursed seal's malevolent energy resisted her efforts.
Just then, a voice interrupted the tense moment. "You know, biting me would make him feel a whole lot better," chirped Karin, her red eyes gleaming with something that looked suspiciously like excitement.
Naruto glanced up at her, blinking in a robotic manner. "Huh? How does that work again?"
Sakura, still holding Sasuke's hand, whipped her head around to glare at Karin. "Who are you, and why would you say something like that?!"
Naruto, still kneeling by Sasuke's side, answered before Karin could respond. "She's my cousin."
"Wait, what?!" Sakura exclaimed, her eyes widening in disbelief as she looked between Naruto and Karin. The idea that Naruto—a person as bizarre as she was—had a cousin was almost too much for her to process.
"Yup!" Karin chimed in, flashing a toothy grin. "Karin Uzumaki, nice to meet ya! And trust me, letting him bite me will help. It's my special ability."
Sakura's eyes narrowed suspiciously. "And how exactly is biting you supposed to help Sasuke-kun?"
Karin's expression turned a bit more serious as she explained, "I'm a sensory-type ninja, but I also have a unique ability. My chakra has healing properties. When someone bites me, they can absorb my chakra, and it heals them almost instantly. It's why I have these…" She rolled up her sleeve to reveal numerous bite marks on her arm, each one a testament to her ability being used—likely in ways that were less than voluntary.
Naruto blinked, her robotic mind processing the information quickly. "So, you're like a walking first-aid kit?"
"Pretty much!" Karin replied cheerfully.
Sakura, however, wasn't convinced. She wasn't about to let some random girl start biting Sasuke—or worse, let Sasuke bite her! She shook her head vehemently. "No way! We don't even know her, Naruto! What if it's a trick?"
Naruto, ever the pragmatist, gave a robotic sigh. "Well, if you're against it, I can always perform emergency neck compression instead—"
Sakura froze, her mind flashing back to a previous mission when Naruto had used an extremely unconventional and…traumatic method to subdue some enemy shinobi. The memory made her shudder. She quickly backtracked, shaking her head. "No, no, that's okay! Karin, go ahead and help Sasuke-kun."
Karin wasted no time, eagerly offering her arm to Sasuke, who was still barely conscious. "Here, Sasuke-kun," she purred, holding her arm out to him. "Bite as hard as you need to."
Sasuke, too disoriented to question anything at this point, instinctively sank his teeth into Karin's arm. Immediately, a rush of chakra flooded his body, soothing the pain from the cursed seal. However, what neither he nor Sakura was prepared for was Karin's reaction.
"Oooh, yes! Harder!" Karin moaned, her voice echoing through the forest. She closed her eyes, shivering as if the experience was far more pleasurable than it had any right to be. "Ohhh, right there…!"
Naruto blinked again, tilting her head as she watched Karin's over-the-top reaction. "You're loud. Is that necessary?"
"Yes! Yes!" Karin responded—or rather, screamed—completely oblivious to how absurd the situation had become.
Sakura's face turned a shade of red that rivaled Karin's hair. She balled her fists, her knuckles cracking as her patience reached its limit. The sounds coming from Karin were nothing short of scandalous, and they reverberated throughout the Forest of Death, causing confusion and concern among the other examinees and even the proctors who were monitoring the exam from afar.
Nearby teams paused in their tracks, their ears catching the strange, suggestive moans that echoed through the trees. "What the hell is going on over there?" one shinobi whispered to his teammate, who looked equally bewildered.
In the meantime, Naruto remained utterly unfazed, her mechanical mind too focused on the task at hand to care about Karin's theatrics. However, when she noticed that Sasuke had stopped biting but Karin was still holding his head close to her arm, she raised an eyebrow. "Isn't he done?"
Sakura, fed up with Karin's antics, finally snapped. She lunged forward, her fist connecting with Karin's cheek in a clean, powerful punch that sent the red-haired girl flying several meters away. "That's enough!" Sakura yelled, her voice trembling with both fury and embarrassment.
Karin landed in a heap, clutching her face as she groaned. "Ow…that was unnecessary…"
Naruto stood up, her expression neutral as she observed the aftermath. She glanced at Sasuke, who was breathing more easily now, and then at Sakura, who was still fuming. With a robotic tilt of her head, she simply said, "Well, that was… something. Dattebayo."
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