However, Meng Yuxiu didn’t quite grasp the meaning behind Han Shuo’s words, and Han Shuo also didn’t understand the confusion in Meng Yuxiu’s tone when he asked the question. Han Shuo only took the words at face value, so he wrapped his arm around Meng Yuxiu’s shoulder, grinning, “You’re a guy, how could a guy have a period? What I mean is, this way, it’ll be much more convenient for us to do that thing.”
Meng Yuxiu sensed something was off, his mouth twitching slightly, “Much more convenient?”
Usually quite smart, why couldn’t he understand today? Han Shuo patiently explained again, though it was a bit embarrassing for him as a virgin to explain this. He leaned in close, almost touching Meng Yuxiu’s ear, and whispered, “You’re only seventeen, you might not get it. What I mean is, since you’re a guy, your butt won’t bleed, so it’s more convenient.”
Hearing this, Meng Yuxiu felt like he’d been hit with a heavy blow, the kind that leaves you dazed. He finally realized that Han Shuo meant for him to be the one on the bottom. No wonder Han Shuo was so excited to come to his house, no wonder he was touching his thigh like a pervert earlier.
But this wasn’t right, Meng Yuxiu couldn’t accept it. His male desk mate had told him that Han Shuo was supposed to be the wife! He glared at Han Shuo, who was usually all smiles but now showed a rare hint of shyness, feeling a surge of emotions in his chest, almost spitting blood from the shock.
Han Shuo saw Meng Yuxiu forcefully shake off his arm from his shoulder, then stand up abruptly, standing by the bed with a fiery gaze fixed on him. Meng Yuxiu gritted his teeth and asked, “What do you mean?!”
Han Shuo was confused, weren’t they just having a good conversation? What happened now? “What do you mean?”
“You…” Talking about this topic, if it were like the vague situation earlier, Meng Yuxiu would have found it shy and exciting, even a bit expectant of what was to come. But now that it was out in the open, he found it hard to speak. In disbelief, he confirmed with Han Shuo again, “You want… you want to be on top of me?”
Han Shuo scratched his head, feeling awkward, “Don’t say it like that, it’s so unpleasant. Aren’t we just doing it for the task?”
Meng Yuxiu gritted his teeth again, “Why should you be on top of me?”
Now it was Han Shuo’s turn to ask, “What do you mean?”
Meng Yuxiu sneered, “Since it’s just for the task, why should I be the one on the bottom?”
Han Shuo was taken aback. To be honest, he hadn’t thought about this issue at all since he found the note yesterday. Of course, he wouldn’t think about it, because he naturally assumed that if they had to do this task, he would reluctantly be on top. But when Meng Yuxiu pointed it out, Han Shuo suddenly realized, damn it! How could he forget such an important thing, Meng Yuxiu is a straight guy too!
Seeing Meng Yuxiu staring at him, fists clenched in anger, it seemed inevitable that the two tigers would clash today. However, Han Shuo definitely didn’t want to fight with him. After all, they both had to do that kind of task, so they should get along peacefully. In this regard, he became more flexible.
He stood up and gently tugged on Meng Yuxiu’s stiff arm. “Listen to me first.” Han Shuo, trying to coax Meng Yuxiu into willingly lying down, used what he thought was the gentlest tone of his life, “There’s a reason why I should be on top. Mainly, I considered that you’re young and don’t understand many things.”
Meng Yuxiu glared at him. “Yes, yes, you want to say I don’t understand either. But I’m a few years older than you, I’ve watched a few more videos, so I have some experience, right? If you want to be on top, I can understand, we’re both men. If you don’t want to be on top, then what’s the point of having that thing down there, right? But…”
Han Shuo deliberately paused, then looked at Meng Yuxiu’s face, speaking with a meaningful tone, “The main thing is, if I let you be on top, do you know how?”
“Can you do it?”
“Do you know the first step?”
“Do you know what to do after taking off your pants?”
“Or do you know which hole to go into?”
Han Shuo’s barrage of questions left Meng Yuxiu unable to refute but even more unwilling to accept. He was filled with anger, but with relatives downstairs, he had to hold it in. Han Shuo carefully observed Meng Yuxiu’s expression, seeing that he was truly furious, his eyes even turning red.
“Don’t be mad, calm down.” Han Shuo gently touched Meng Yuxiu’s tense arm under his sweater, and then, not knowing when to stop, softly reassured him, “Don’t worry, I’ll be careful not to hurt you.”
“You!” Meng Yuxiu was so angry he almost fainted, glaring at Han Shuo, unable to speak for a long time. Just when Han Shuo thought he had temporarily subdued Meng Yuxiu and could slowly persuade him over time, Meng Yuxiu gritted his teeth and spat out something unexpected.
“But you’re impotent!”
“…” Damn it, how could Han Shuo forget about that too? Earlier, when he was self-deprecating, Meng Yuxiu seemed to be silently condemning him. Now, to protect his own behind, he didn’t hesitate to hurt Han Shuo’s male pride.
But he definitely couldn’t tell Meng Yuxiu that his impotence was fake. He didn’t want to add fuel to the fire, otherwise, all his previous efforts to coax him would seem insincere. Han Shuo awkwardly smiled, “Impotent, but it still gets hard, right?”
“But you’re not lasting.” Meng Yuxiu seemed to have caught a bug in the novel, coldly smiling at Han Shuo, “The novel requires thirty minutes.”
Damn, what a memory. But it’s okay, is Meng Yuxiu the only one who can find bugs? If it comes to mutual harm, so be it. Han Shuo’s gaze shifted from Meng Yuxiu’s face to his black pants today, then he chuckled, “You talk like you’re very lasting. Who was it that got hard after two kisses and came after two more?”
“You!” Meng Yuxiu was caught off guard by the blow. Han Shuo continued to laugh in a mocking tone, “You can come just by rubbing against your pants, tsk, do you think I can trust you to last thirty minutes?”
“You…” Meng Yuxiu gritted his teeth, “I’m a virgin, all virgins are like this, it’ll be fine after the first time.”
Han Shuo felt he needed to analyze this with Meng Yuxiu, “Listen to me, Meng Yuxiu, this second task needs to be done fifty times, each time not less than thirty minutes. Oh, you haven’t even officially done it yet, and you can come in less than ten minutes through your pants. Without the pants, you probably can’t last two minutes. Fine, even if I indulge you, the first time can be a two-minute trial, but can you guarantee the second time will be thirty minutes? What if the second time is wasted too? The third, the fourth? What if you find out you’re premature after doing it?”
Meng Yuxiu glared at Han Shuo again, “Aren’t you the same?”
Han Shuo shamelessly chuckled, “No, I’m not premature. Yes, I get up slowly and go soft quickly, but I didn’t come, so it doesn’t count within thirty minutes. As long as I get up again, the timer continues.”
“?” Meng Yuxiu couldn’t believe the nonsense he was hearing, “That’s a problem!”
Han Shuo shrugged innocently, “Why are you insulting me? Besides, what’s wrong with having a problem? The novel doesn’t say having a problem doesn’t count.”
“Han Shuo!”
“Hey.” Han Shuo didn’t dare to speak anymore, fearing that if he continued, Meng Yuxiu would be so angry he’d start shaking. He quickly patted his back to calm him down. Meng Yuxiu felt his teeth trembling, he closed his eyes and took a deep breath, but when he opened them, he saw Han Shuo grinning at him, and he was so angry his vision went black.
His chest heaved a few times, gritting his teeth, “I’m not convinced!”
“What if you’re not convinced?” Han Shuo twitched his mouth, “Do you want to fight with sticks on the bed? Or take off your pants and compare sizes to decide who’s on top?”
After arguing for so long, Han Shuo was exhausted, but he casually mentioned it, not expecting Meng Yuxiu to actually agree.
“?” Han Shuo was stunned, “Agree to what?”
Meng Yuxiu took a deep breath, and when he opened his eyes again, there was a look of determination, he said to Han Shuo, “Fine, let’s compare sizes.”
“?” No way, bro, you’re really not giving up, huh. For someone as reserved and proud as Meng Yuxiu, to take off his pants and compare sizes meant he was very serious. However, Han Shuo felt uncertain because he had only seen Meng Yuxiu’s little brother once. That time, he was too focused on the red mark to remember its size, or maybe he had seen too many during that time while looking for the key person.
In short, he really couldn’t remember, maybe it was a bit pink and a bit white. Then he felt unsure, after all, his body was only seventeen. Although he looked good, tall, and not as thin and weak as someone his age should be…
He sneaked a glance at Meng Yuxiu. No, still not confident. Clearly, Meng Yuxiu’s family conditions were much better than his, not something he could compare to with his canteen meals. You could tell just from the bone structure. But this kind of thing is hard to say, there are plenty of big trees with small peppers hanging underneath.
Meng Yuxiu had been staring at him the whole time, actually, he wasn’t very confident either, for similar reasons as Han Shuo, having seen too many men because of the task, so he couldn’t remember either. But he could only take a gamble, even if he lost, he wouldn’t agree. But if he won, then he’d be the one on top.
“Can we start?” Meng Yuxiu asked. Han Shuo hesitated for a moment, then nodded, “Sure, who’s afraid of who!”
As soon as he finished speaking, the two of them turned their backs to each other and started unbuckling their belts. After unbuckling, they pulled down their underwear, and Han Shuo looked down to assess. Tsk, not bad. But if it could stand up now to show off, it would be even better, unfortunately, it couldn’t in a few seconds. But it’s okay, at least it didn’t shrink into a ball. In this cold weather, it’s a good thing Meng Yuxiu’s room is warm.
Come on, little brother, whether your brother behind can be saved depends on you. If it weren’t for being out of options, Meng Yuxiu wouldn’t have gone this far. Although it was embarrassing to do it on Han Shuo’s leg before, at least it was in his pants, just a moment of shame. But now he had to show it to Han Shuo face to face, just thinking about it made his ears hot. But he gritted his teeth and asked Han Shuo if he was ready.
Here we go, Han Shuo psyched himself up, really! You have to see the mountain eagle. “Come on!” Han Shuo shouted. The two of them turned around simultaneously, then quickly looked down. The next second, Han Shuo’s eyes widened, internally exclaiming, damn! He finally saw it clearly, but after seeing it, he was dumbfounded. This kid must have grown up eating donkey penis, right?! Han Shuo recalled some trivia he read somewhere, saying that when custom tailoring a suit, when it comes to measuring pants, the designer would ask if you hang left or right. For someone like Meng Yuxiu, Han Shuo thought the designer would have to custom make an extra pant leg for him.
Of course, this was Han Shuo’s exaggerated thought. If it weren’t for the current male display, he really wanted to give Meng Yuxiu a thumbs up and say: Awesome, brother! If you went to be a gigolo, you’d make a fortune! At the same time, looking at Meng Yuxiu’s face, he wanted to sigh again, fair and clean, it seems all the male hormones concentrated elsewhere.
And Meng Yuxiu, watching Han Shuo’s changing expressions, felt a rare sense of satisfaction since Han Shuo entered the room today. He raised an eyebrow slightly, “I win.”
Han Shuo’s heart skipped a beat, not to mention winning or losing, just seeing Meng Yuxiu’s little brother made his scalp tingle. If he lay on the bottom, it would be no different from a pig on the chopping block during New Year.
“Do you have anything else to say?” Meng Yuxiu asked with a hint of pride in his voice after putting on his pants. Han Shuo twitched his mouth, “Who told you bigger is winning?”
Meng Yuxiu frowned, “What do you mean, are you trying to cheat?”
“Not cheating.”
Meng Yuxiu got anxious, “Clearly I’m bigger, why isn’t it winning?”
Han Shuo chuckled, “Let me put it this way, do you know how two men do it?”
Meng Yuxiu stared at him, “I know.”
“If you were on the bottom, would you prefer the one on top to be bigger or smaller?”
Meng Yuxiu: “I’ve never done it! How would I know?”
Han Shuo clicked his tongue, “Do you even need to ask? Of course, smaller is better! Let me give you an analogy, do people use their pinky to pick their nose? Even if not the pinky, at least the ring finger, index finger, or middle finger, right? Have you seen anyone use their thumb? The same logic applies, no need for me to say more, right?”
“You’re just being unreasonable!”
Han Shuo sighed, putting his arm around Meng Yuxiu’s shoulder, “Actually, we really don’t need to compare this, because I definitely have to be on top. Think about it, it’s my novel, I found the novel fragments at home, since it’s mine, isn’t it obvious? I’m the main character, and you’re just the key person. I’m not making excuses for myself, actually, if you want to be on top, it’s not impossible. I’m just worried that if you’re on top, and after my butt is ruined, we find out it was all wrong, that you can only be a bottom, and I can only be a top, wouldn’t it be a waste of fifty times?”
Meng Yuxiu was so angry he was shaking, Han Shuo nervously tilted his body slightly to the side, afraid Meng Yuxiu would elbow him in the chin. But who knew, Meng Yuxiu just gritted his teeth and asked, “Didn’t you say you’d be good to me?!”
Han Shuo leaned back over, gently squeezing Meng Yuxiu’s shoulder, then said intimately, “Being good to you in bed is also a kind of good.”
“Han Shuo!”