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The Assassin Turns into a Madwoman—She’s Utterly Unhinged

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Chapter 17

The Assassin Turns into a Madwoman—She’s Utterly Unhinged

The maid named Xiaoqing had already disliked Second Fool Liu.

Now that she had Miss Zhou’s order, she took advantage of her master’s authority and quickly walked over to Second Fool Liu.

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Second Fool Liu was slapped for no apparent reason and stood there completely stunned.

Smack—

Before he could react, he received another slap on the other cheek.

Xiang Xi’s face twitched.

Second Fool, Second Fool…

You really are an idiot!

They’ve already hit you in the face!

Fine, maybe you don’t have to hit back, but why are you just standing there and taking it?

Trying to show off how thick your skin is?

“Second Fool!”

“Present!”

“Damn it, hit her back!”

“Yes!”

After receiving the order, a vicious glint instantly appeared in Second Fool Liu’s eyes.

He rolled his neck, loosened his shoulders, then jumped nearly two feet into the air!

As his body came down, his huge palm came crashing down on Xiaoqing’s face.

Smack!

The impact was so loud that it could be heard half a street away.

Xiaoqing didn’t even have time to make a sound before she rolled from the doorway all the way into the street.

Half her face was swollen and red like pig liver, and she lay there like a dead pig.

“Hehehe… My wife told me to hit back, hehehe…”

Seeing her maid nearly beaten to death with a single slap, Miss Zhou’s face turned green with disbelief.

That stupid-looking country bumpkin had actually… hit her maid?

Was there any justice left?

Was there any law left?

“Old Ding!”

Miss Zhou screamed.

Soon, five household servants charged into the shop like a pack of wolves.

“Miss, what happened?”

“Are you all blind?”

Miss Zhou shouted furiously.

“Someone bullied this lady!”

“Who?”

“Who dares to be so bold?”

Xiaohe pointed at Second Fool Liu.

“Him!”

Old Ding twisted his face viciously and rolled up his sleeves.

“Miss, don’t be afraid. We’ll break his legs right now!”

But Miss Zhou pointed at Xiang Xi as well.

“And that shameless little slut! Drag her out into the street, strip her naked, and let everyone see what a slut she is!”

Xiang Xi: …

What the hell?

She was getting worse and worse!

Give her an inch and she’d take a mile?

Now she even wanted to lay hands on her?

Hohoho!

You must have never heard this lady’s name before!

This lady’s surname is Xiang, given name Xi, and courtesy name…

Madwoman!

Now, this lady was going to— go crazy!!!

“Second Fool!”

“Present!”

“Beat them as hard as you want!”

“Yes!”

Second Fool Liu let out a roar and charged forward.

Don’t be fooled by the fact that these five Zhou family servants usually swaggered around the streets, bullying everyone because nobody dared provoke them.

People weren’t afraid of them.

They were afraid of the Zhou family’s wealth and influence.

But Second Fool Liu didn’t know or care about the Zhou family.

All he knew was that his wife had told him:

Beat them as hard as you want!

So he simply swung his arms and charged in.

The Zhou family’s servants had no idea Second Fool Liu would be this fierce.

They didn’t take him seriously at all.

Old Ding reached out to grab his collar.

Second Fool Liu seized his hand and kicked him straight in the stomach.

Bang!

Old Ding flew out of the shop and landed in the street.

“Ah!”

Second Fool Liu let out another strange yell and charged into the remaining four men.

He raised his bowl-sized fists and started hammering their faces.

Thud, thud, thud!

One servant had his nose smashed crooked.

Another was struck in the eye.

Another had a front tooth knocked out.

Blood, tears, and saliva flew everywhere like someone had overturned an entire condiment shop—salty, sour, and spicy all mixed together.

The four men tumbled across the ground like rolling gourds, clutching their heads and scrambling desperately toward the corner, protecting their heads while forgetting about everything else.

Old Ding, who was lying dazed in the street, finally struggled to his feet.

He still hadn’t realized how serious the situation was.

He continued shouting arrogantly,

“You bastard! How dare you!”

“I’ll take your life today!”

When Second Fool Liu saw that the man was still alive, how could he tolerate that?

He instantly leaped from the shop to Old Ding’s side and punched him directly in the eye.

Old Ding’s eyelids split open, and his eyeball nearly popped out.

Liu Er then kicked him between the legs.

Old Ding’s eyes bulged.

“OOOH!”

He clutched his crotch and curled up on the ground.

Seeing that all the household servants were down and there was no one left who could fight, Second Fool Liu was still somewhat annoyed.

“You’re all useless! You’re not even as strong as the cows at my house!”

Miss Zhou and the surrounding spectators were completely dumbfounded.

What the hell?

How could humans be compared to cows?

Where had this wild man come from?!

Miss Zhou’s face was deathly pale, and she was terrified.

But as the eldest daughter of the Zhou family, she still had plenty of confidence.

“You just wait!”

“If I don’t deal with you today, I’ll stop being a member of the Zhou family!”

Xiang Xi snorted.

I’ll wait for your ass!

Did you really think this lady was an idiot who would stupidly stand here and wait for you to bring reinforcements?

This lady was going to beat you right now!

“Ah! Don’t come any closer!”

Seeing Xiang Xi suddenly charge toward her, Miss Zhou’s face turned pale with fear.

She spun around and ran outside.

Xiang Xi deliberately waited until she had run out the door before suddenly speeding up.

There were only a few people watching inside the shop.

Stripping her clothes in the middle of the street— now that would be a real spectacle!

With one quick burst of speed, Xiang Xi caught up to Miss Zhou.

But unexpectedly, one of the young lady’s maids suddenly rushed over and reached out with her claws, trying to scratch Xiang Xi’s face.

“Don’t rush. One at a time!”

Xiang Xi grabbed the maid’s arm and gave it a slight twist, forcing her onto the ground.

Before the maid could even scream, Xiang Xi grabbed the back of her collar and yanked hard.

Rip!

Like skinning a frog, the maid’s clothes were torn right off.

“Ah!”

The crowd collectively gasped.

Seeing that Xiang Xi really dared to strip someone in public, Miss Zhou was genuinely terrified this time.

She was the eldest daughter of the Zhou family!

And she was still an unmarried young woman!

If this…

“Miss, run!”

The maid’s shout snapped Miss Zhou back to reality.

She immediately turned and ran.

But how could Xiang Xi possibly let her escape?

She lunged forward and pinned Miss Zhou to the ground, then raised her hand and slapped her hard.

Smack!

“Didn’t you want to strip me naked?”

Smack!

“Didn’t you want everyone to see what a slut I am?”

Rip!

Xiang Xi grabbed the front of Miss Zhou’s clothes and tore them open.

“Then this lady will grant your wish!”

Rip! Rip! Rip!

Xiang Xi was like a rampaging machine, a crazed smile on her face as she tore Miss Zhou’s clothes to shreds.

“No… please… spare me…”

Smack!

Xiang Xi slapped her again.

Where had that arrogant attitude gone?

Huh?

Now you know how to beg?

Too late!

Xiang Xi grabbed Miss Zhou by the hair and hauled her up from the ground.

Her upper body was exposed before the eyes of everyone around them.

“Ohhh—”

The crowd erupted in shock.

Everyone stared wide-eyed.

This girl was really too ruthless!

She had actually stripped the young lady of the Zhou family so thoroughly!

Was there any justice?

Was there any law?

Though, to be fair…

Young ladies from wealthy families really were exceptionally fair-skinned.

Ahem.

Miss Zhou had been pampered since childhood.

When had she ever suffered like this?

When had she ever endured such humiliation?

At this moment, she had abandoned both shame and dignity.

She struggled like a madwoman, opening her mouth and trying to bite Xiang Xi.

“I’m going all out against you today!”

“Hahaha!”

Xiang Xi burst into laughter.

“What are you going to use against me? Your teeth or your chest?”

“Though, looking at it, your teeth don’t seem very strong, and your chest isn’t exactly impressive either!”

Miss Zhou’s eyes were bloodshot.

Grinding her teeth, she spat out every word.

“Just wait! I swear I’ll kill your entire family!”

Smack!

Xiang Xi slapped her again.

Damn thing.

She was still talking tough at a time like this.

Apparently, she hadn’t suffered enough yet.

Xiang Xi rolled Miss Zhou onto her stomach, grabbed the waistband of her trousers, and simultaneously planted one foot against her lower back.

Rip!

The sound wasn’t particularly loud.

Yet it was like a thunderclap from a clear sky, deafening and utterly shocking.

“OHHHHHH~~~!!!”

The entire crowd reacted at once, as though a powerful electric current had passed through their bodies.

Their hearts pounded wildly, their faces flushed with excitement, and their breathing quickened.

What an incredible show they’d stumbled upon today!

This trip to the market had been worth every penny!

Xiang Xi tossed the torn trousers in her hand onto the ground.

“My entire family is right here!”

“Go ahead and kill me, then!”

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