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THE GOD OF MISFORTUNE

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Chapter 3: (CH2)THE INVISIBLE PATRONS

THE GOD OF MISFORTUNE

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The Voidfang hadn’t even finished dissolving when Luis saw... someone.

He wasn’t sure how he noticed at first—just a shimmer in the corner of his eye, like heat off asphalt. Some guy leaning against the alley wall, relaxed, like he had front-row tickets to a show no one else could see. But when Luis turned his head?

The man was suddenly

right

in front of him, grinning like a gambler who already knew he was losing, but bet the house anyway.

"Surprise!" Zyx chirped, flicking Luis square on the forehead. "I’m your divine plus-one!"

Luis staggered back a step. "You—wait. Other people can’t see you?"

Zyx rolled his eyes so hard it was a miracle they didn’t fall out. "Obviously not. You think normies get backstage passes to the apocalypse?"

Luis started to reply, but across the street, a woman in a half-shredded business suit was yelling at—nothing.

"Who are you?! Stop—stop laughing at me!" she screamed. Her voice cracked—then her hands caught fire.

Real fire.

[HOST IDENTIFIED: PYROKINETIC CLASS]

[PATRON GOD: IGNIS, LORD OF WILDFIRES]

Nearby, a teenage boy stood frozen in place, gripping his head with both hands, muttering in a whisper-shout. "No, I don’t want to drown them—I just—oh god,

make it stop

—"

Water began swirling around his feet. Not rain. Not runoff. Actual spiraling water, forming rings on dry pavement.

[HOST IDENTIFIED: HYDROKINETIC CLASS]

[PATRON GOD: NYREA, WHISPERER OF DROWNING DEPTHS]

Luis’s chest rose and fell too fast. "Every Host has... their own god?"

"Bingo," Zyx said, casually plucking a glowing notification out of thin air. It hovered like a stat screen only Luis could see:

[GLOBAL HOST POPULATION: 997,441]

[ELIMINATIONS: 2,559]

"One million minus the meat," Zyx said, chipper as ever. "Each surviving Host gets a little divine parasite whispering in their brain. Some are useful. Most just make things worse."

A delivery van came screaming around the corner—literally screeching tires—then

lifted

off the ground. Like,

floated

. It hovered ten feet in the air, the driver inside losing his absolute mind.

Behind him, only faintly visible in the van’s reflection, was a being with too many arms and an ever-shifting face, like looking through warped glass.

[HOST IDENTIFIED: TELEKINETIC CLASS]

[PATRON GOD: VORTAN, THE GRAVITY MOCKER]

The van

crumpled

. Like someone crushed it with an invisible fist. Blood burst out the seams like the world’s worst juice box.

[HOST ELIMINATED: 2,560]

Zyx clicked his tongue. "Vortan’s always too eager. His Hosts barely make it past Day 2."

Luis turned to run—on pure instinct—and smacked right into someone.

A girl. Crying. Maybe fifteen, maybe twenty. Eyes completely white. Nails digging into her scalp as she whispered, "Please... I don’t want to see it anymore. Please, make the visions stop..."

Behind her, barely there, a ghostly woman in a blindfold traced symbols on her back—runes that shimmered in midair like ink floating in water.

[HOST IDENTIFIED: PRECOGNITIVE CLASS]

[PATRON GOD: THE THREE-EYED WHISPER]

The girl’s eyes snapped to Luis. "

You!

" she gasped. "Your god is different! He’s—"

A gunshot. Fast, sharp, clean. The top of her skull vanished.

[HOST ELIMINATED: 2,561]

Luis dropped to his knees, bile burning up his throat. On the rooftop across the street, a man calmly reloaded a sniper rifle. His stance? Military. Unshakable. Eyes glowing faint gold. And just behind him—barely visible—was a shadow of a knight. Towering. Silent. One gloved hand lifted in a mock salute.

[HOST IDENTIFIED: WHI TACTICAL OPERATIVE]

[PATRON GOD: KRATHOS, THE SILENT GENERAL]

Zyx yanked Luis down behind a dumpster, ducking out of sight. "That one?

Bad news.

Krathos only picks elite soldiers. And they always—

always

—make the top 100."

Up above, the global counter ticked again.

[997,440...]

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