Phil had a theory about bachelor parties, and the theory was that the first one was always the practice run.
Vegas had been chaos the good kind, mostly, the kind that turned into stories but they’d all made it out breathing, Doug had made it to the altar on time, and nobody had gone to jail.
That was a win by any reasonable measure.
Bangkok would be the victory lap.
Stu’s wedding, smaller and calmer, just the pack and Lauren’s family in a city that Phil had never been to but which sounded, honestly, pretty chill.
He was explaining this to Stephanie over breakfast, and she was giving him the look she gave him when he was about to do something that would cost her three days of worry and one apology dinner.
“It’s Thailand,” Phil said.
“It’s a wedding. How bad could it get?”
“You said that about Vegas.”
“Vegas went fine.”
“You lost Doug on a roof.”
“We found him,” Phil said.
“That’s the point. We always find him. And this time we’ve got Holden.”
Stephanie set her coffee down.
“The guy with the feelings.”
“The guy with the timing,” Phil corrected.
“Holden’s got instincts. Good ones. The kind that keep you out of the bad room before you even know there’s a bad room.”
“So you’re bringing insurance.”
“I’m bringing a friend who’s weirdly responsible and makes the rest of us look better by comparison.”
Stephanie smiled, the one that meant he wasn’t off the hook but she’d let him think he was.
“Just bring everyone home, Phil. That’s all I ever ask.”
“Deal.”
He meant it.
He always meant it.
The planning meeting was at Doug and Tracy’s place, which was the kind of suburban calm that made Phil itch if he stayed too long.
Doug was good at calm.
Phil was good at motion.
The Wolfpack was the place those two things met and somehow worked.
Stu had a binder.
Of course Stu had a binder.
“Okay,” Stu said, flipping it open on the coffee table with the solemnity of a man presenting a treaty.
“Bangkok. Lauren’s father is hosting at a resort outside the city. Small ceremony, private beach, very low-key. We fly in Thursday, wedding’s Saturday, we’re home Monday. Four days. In and out.”
“Boring,” Alan said from the couch, where he was eating a sandwich that smelled aggressively of tuna.
“Boring is the goal, Alan,” Stu said.
“Boring is good. Vegas was not boring. Vegas was”
“Legendary,” Phil cut in.
“Vegas was legendary. We’re aiming for legendary-but-calmer this time.”
“We’re aiming for a wedding that happens,” Doug said mildly.
“I vote for that.”
“Seconded,” Stu said.
He’d been like that the last few days quiet, steady, the way he got when he was thinking five moves out.
Phil had learned to read that look.
It meant Holden was doing the math nobody else was doing yet.
“You good?” Phil asked.
“Yeah,” Holden said.
“Just running the logistics.”
“It’s four days in Thailand, not a siege.”
“Famous last words.”
Phil grinned.
“See, that’s why I want you there. You’re expecting disaster, so disaster doesn’t get to surprise us.”
“I don’t think that’s how disaster works.”
“Sure it is. You’ve got the psychic thing. The bad-room radar. That thing you did in Vegas where you pulled us out of the bar two minutes before the fight started? Do that, but for four days straight, and we’re golden.”
Holden gave him a look that was half amusement, half something else Phil couldn’t quite read.
“I’ll do my best.”
“That’s all I ask, man.” Phil turned back to the group.
“Okay. We’re all in, yeah? Stu gets married, we behave ourselves, Holden keeps us out of trouble, and we come home with boring stories nobody wants to hear.”
“I want to bring the satchel,” Alan said.
“You always bring the satchel,” Doug said.
“This time I want to bring two satchels.”
“Why would you need two” Stu started, then stopped himself.
“You know what, I don’t want to know. One satchel, Alan. One.”
“What about a monkey?”
“No monkeys.”
“They have monkeys in Thailand. I read about it. Temple monkeys. Very spiritual.”
“Alan,” Phil said, “if you bring a monkey on this trip I will personally leave you in the jungle.”
Alan considered this.
“What if the monkey brings me?”
The room gave up.
Holden was smiling into his coffee, the small private smile that meant he was already turning the chaos into a story for later, and warmth spread through Phil, old and familiar.
This was the thing.
This exact thing.
The Wolfpack being the Wolfpack, and Holden there at the edge of it, steady and amused and somehow making the whole structure hold.
Stu closed the binder with a definitive snap.
“Four days. Low-key. We can do this.”
“Absolutely,” Phil said.
Doug nodded.
Alan was already sketching something that looked disturbingly like a monkey-travel-harness in the binder’s margin.
And Holden Holden took another sip of his coffee and said nothing at all.
Phil caught him on the way out, the two of them standing in Doug’s driveway while the others filtered toward their cars.
“You think it’s gonna be fine, right?” Phil asked.
Holden looked at him for a long moment.
Then he said, carefully, “I think Stu wants it to be fine.”
“It’s the best one I’ve got right now.”
Phil studied him.
Holden had a tell everyone had a tell and Holden’s was the stillness.
The way he stopped moving when he was reading something the rest of them weren’t seeing yet.
He was doing it now.
“What is it?”
“Nothing,” Holden said.
“Just Vegas, I knew people. I had numbers I could call, places I could smooth things if they went sideways. Bangkok’s different. I don’t have a network there.”
“So we don’t break anything.”
“That’s the idea.”
“And if we do?”
Holden smiled, the dry half-smile that Phil had started to recognize as Holden’s version of optimism.
“Then we figure it out. We always do.”
“See? That’s what I’m talking about. The confidence. The plan.”
“Phil, I don’t have a plan. I just have a bad feeling about the word ‘low-key’ coming out of Stu’s mouth three weeks before we get on a plane.”
Phil laughed.
He clapped Holden on the shoulder, felt the solid realness of him under the usual unremarkable button-down, and felt something settle.
“That’s why you’re coming, man. You get the bad feeling early. The rest of us get it in the hospital.”
“That’s not actually reassuring.”
“It’s not supposed to be. It’s supposed to be true.”
Holden shook his head, but he was smiling, and Phil took that as a win.
“Four days,” Phil said.
“In and out. We got this.”
Holden looked at him, then past him, at the suburban street and the tidy houses and the kind of California sunshine that didn’t know what a monsoon was.
“Yeah,” Holden said quietly.
“We’ll see.”
Phil got in his car feeling good.
Feeling solid.
The Wolfpack was locked in, Holden was on board, and Bangkok was going to be fine.
Probably fine.
Fine enough.
He started the engine and pulled out, and in the rearview mirror he caught one last glimpse of Holden standing in the driveway, phone in hand, staring at a number he hadn’t called yet.
Phil didn’t think much of it.
He was already planning the toast.
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